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August 6, 2008
Big Brother Issues EEOC Compliance Manual
Efforts to turn America into a freak show aren't limited to the streets of San Francisco. Big Government's new EEOC Compliance Manual on Religious Discrimination, which prescribes who private companies must hire and how employees must be allowed to behave, provides illustrative examples — like this one, entitled "Supervisor Considers Belief Illogical":
Morgana asks for time off on October 31 to attend the "Samhain Sabbat," the New Year observance of Wicca, her religion. Her supervisor refuses, saying that Wicca is not a "real" religion but an "illogical conglomeration" of "various aspects of the occult, such as faith healing, self-hypnosis, tarot card reading, and spell casting, which are not religious practices." The supervisor's refusal to accommodate her on the ground that he believes her religion is illogical violates Title VII unless the employer can show her request would impose an undue hardship. The law applies to religious beliefs even though others may find them "incorrect" or "incomprehensible."
If Halloween qualifies as a religious holiday, moonbats ought to get the whole week off for Barack Obama's birthday.
This one's called "Unique Belief Can Be Religious":
Edward practices the Kemetic religion, based on ancient Egyptian faith, and affiliates himself with a tribe numbering fewer than ten members.He states that he believes in various deities, and follows the faith's concept of Ma'at, a guiding principle regarding truth and order that represents physical and moral balance in the universe. During a religious ceremony he received small tattoos encircling his wrist, written in the Coptic language, which express his servitude to Ra, the Egyptian god of the sun. When his employer asks him to cover the tattoos, he explains that it is a sin to cover them intentionally because doing so would signify a rejection of Ra. These can be religious beliefs and practices even if no one else or few other people subscribe to them.
Once the government has established the authority to dictate how private companies may interact with their private employees, the floodgates are open, and there can be no limit to the moonbattery that is imposed.

Hat tip: Discarded Lies, on a tip from V the K.
Posted by Van Helsing at August 6, 2008 7:39 AM
Comments
Being LDS, I guess I should file a complaint every time a co-worker invites me to Starbucks.
It's what a Muslim would do.
Posted by: V the K at August 6, 2008 8:14 AM
LDS? How many wives do you have?
Posted by: Anonymous at August 6, 2008 8:27 AM
he explains that it is a sin to cover them intentionally because doing so would signify a rejection of Ra.
Let him show his devotion to "Ra" by waving around his tattoos...at the unemployment office.
Probably lots of tattoos there.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 6, 2008 9:24 AM
Her supervisor should have simply said 'NO! Samhain Sabbat is not a company holiday.'
Hell, in my religion, there are 200 super-sacred holidays and I need them all off or you're pissing on my religion!!!
Same reason I ask 'why can't I have 19 wives, which is ok with my 200 deities when men in Ca can marry pigs (have you seen some of those women out there.?) and each other?'
Posted by: Shooter1001 at August 6, 2008 9:34 AM
Naturally the one religion that won't be covered in this book is Christianity, which as everyone knows, has been debunked by PBS and Dan Brown.
Posted by: conservativeteen at August 6, 2008 9:56 AM
Socialism includes the nationalisation of means of production for the "common good", which is wrong on multiple levels, and too much to get the American public to swallow whole. Instead of doing it explicitly, by binding corporations up so thoroughly with regulations and unfunded financial mandates, they back us into it until the corporations no longer have any control over their own resources. The effect is the same.
Posted by: Mr Evilwrench at August 6, 2008 10:31 AM
Doesn't the public get it YET? This is insane. We're a country of freedom, but it's being used against us from within to destroy us.
If cancer is growing within you, do you say "it has a right to exist and must be tolerated"? No, you cut it out.
When freedom means "free to destroy that which allows you to exist", then it's time to put on the brakes.
Ever wonder why there isn't a virus that wipes out all life? Studies have shown that even a VIRUS has within it a mechanism that won't allow it to totally destroy the hosts, or (big news) there WON'T BE ANY HOSTS LEFT.
Get it?
Posted by: matt at August 6, 2008 1:53 PM
I've looked at the the document in question and, actually, it doesn't set out any new rules, it just explains existing law.
Also, it's got a lot of useful information and carefully balances the needs of employers and employees. Check it out at: http://www.eeoc.gov/policy/docs/religion.html.
Posted by: Anon at August 6, 2008 3:10 PM
Anon, when this comes "home to roost" for you, which it inevitably will, don't say no one tried to warn you.
We are being regulated to death. "Fairness" and "tolerance" are now weapons. "Religion" is anything we want it to be.
You will find out soon enough what your "tolerance" and "diversity" will bring upon you. God help you.
Posted by: matt at August 6, 2008 4:45 PM
So is it within the employees rights to rape and kill the infidels (i.e. the pretty boss and everyone else in eyeshot), as advocated by the holy texts?
Posted by: BURNING HOT at August 6, 2008 7:59 PM
That photo reminds me of the scene in Star Wars when Luke removes Darth Vader's helmet. I think Darth looked a bit healthier though....
Posted by: Aussie-John at August 6, 2008 10:50 PM
These can be religious beliefs and practices even if no one else or few other people subscribe to them
No scope for abuse there, then! My religion includes five daily rituals during which I must look only at photos of Jessica Simpson in her underoos while having my toes massaged by an expensive hooker and sipping brandy mocha. Accomodate me! Hm wait that actually sounds damn good, bring it on.
Posted by: mandible claw at August 6, 2008 11:20 PM
Actually, All Hallows Eve (Halloween) is a religious holiday for Catholics, I believe, followed by All Saints Day.
Matt, lots of viruses are fatal to their hosts (HIV, for one). Viruses aren't intelligent. They don't know there won't be any hosts left. The main reason one virus hasn't wiped out all life on earth is because a virus generally is only suited to live in one species of host, or a very limited number of species. The main reasons a virus hasn't wiped out humanity is our wonderfully adaptable immune system and a huge dose of luck.
Mandible claw, which religion is that? Maybe I need to convert . . .
Posted by: lumpenscholar at August 7, 2008 8:04 AM
But when you tell the Christians they can't celebrate Easter they get in a tizzy. Or how about just saying Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas?
I found a job where if I wanted off on my religious holidays I could get it. But how about any of you? Are you willing to just go out and get another job if you're discriminated against in your workplace? The bluster is unimpressive. When it comes down to it just "getting antoher job" is hard and most of us can't afford the risk.
Tolerance goes both ways. You want people to treat you fairly but you're not willing to be considerate of other people because you don't agree with them. Being tolerant does not mean allowing people to hurt one another (ie rape or kill, and I doubt a single one of you has ever had the decency to shake a Muslim's hand because if you took the time you'd realize they are by and large decent people) or abuse their children or what have you. Being tolerant and being a moron? Two vastly different things.
Posted by: Lauren at August 10, 2008 1:38 PM
When my mother-in-law has a question about her religion, she calls me. She is a Catholic, I am a Witch. We have known and respected each other for 34 years. She knows that she can ask me anything and I will help her find the answer. That is tolerance... on both sides.
I raised my son to know that if you want to "defend" your spiritual path, you must understand where the other person is coming from. So, he knows the bible better than almost everyone we know (except his grandmother). He has chosen Buddhism as his path.
Each one of us must choose our path as it feels right within. No one has a right to tell anyone else how to believe. Most of us are going to get to the same place, we are just taking different paths to get there.
The Golden Rule is like the 10 Commandments which is like The Wiccan Rede. They say to love, honor, and respect others.
btw: I have "shaken the hand of a Muslim" and have been invited to sit with them even though I didn't cover my head or face (wear the burqa or hijab). Tolerance... again on both sides.
Understanding is the first step to peace.
Posted by: Rowan at August 11, 2008 11:21 AM
"If Halloween qualifies as a religious holiday..."
The article is not referencing Hallowe'en as a religious holiday. It references Samhain as a religious holiday. Which it is for Pagans. But the two celebrations are entirely different things.
Anyone who wants his own religion and cultural customs to be respected by others must learn first to recognize that others have different religions and cultures from himself. In order to get respect, you must first give it.
Posted by: Chimera at August 13, 2008 12:00 PM

