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August 19, 2008
An Empty Punk Has His Clock Cleaned
Despite his many flaws — border security, campaign finance, global warming, etc. — McCain has at least one thing going for him as a candidate: the media is going to find it impossible to keep decent people from realizing that to vote for Barack Obama against him would be contemptible.
On a tip from Oiao.
Posted by Van Helsing at August 19, 2008 8:45 PM
Comments
McCain cheated.
Posted by: Andrea Mixedup...er ... whatever at August 19, 2008 9:11 PM
So, in case of nuclear war and/or economic woes - Obama will call his wife and grandmother.
(snicker)
Truth is stranger than fiction, boys and girls.
Bill only called Hillary to deny press releases.
Posted by: Jimbo at August 19, 2008 9:15 PM
He meant the grandmother from Kenya, no less.
Posted by: Oiao at August 19, 2008 9:47 PM
Domo Arigato Mr. Mulatto.
Posted by: Anonymous at August 19, 2008 10:03 PM
Nice:
http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2008/8/19/16143/6200
"As we continue to celebrate the Olympics with profound pride and patriotism , I wanted to share some disheartening rankings that reflect our country's stark decline relative to the rest of the world."
"On the Right, many people argue that it is our unparalleled freedom that sets us apart. While I'll agree our constitution is a pretty awesome document and that social movements of the past have proven our ability to be a nation of continual progress, the fact that America is off course in the 21st century remains unchanged."
etc. backed up by statistics "re-presented from Vincent Bugliosi's excellent new book, The Prosecution of George W. Bush for Murder."
Posted by: mandible claw at August 20, 2008 2:30 AM
urg they both suck.
Posted by: furballz at August 20, 2008 8:53 AM
Looks like the S.S. Arugula is going down with all hands.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 20, 2008 8:54 AM
Obongoloid = a fucking idiot.
Posted by: Conan in the USA at August 20, 2008 9:15 AM
McCain's answers:Clear, strait to the point, and spoken with a passionate fire.
The lightworker's answers:Vaguely theological, if not slightly psudo-mystical, full of stutters and "ums...", and full of weak sauce.
Now all McCain needs to do is pick a real republican, not someone like Liberman
Posted by: conservativeteen at August 20, 2008 11:22 AM
Barking Osama came off rather weak. McCain is starting to grow on me.
Posted by: Ladybug at August 20, 2008 11:53 AM
Wow. I know they probably edited it to make McCain look better, presentation wise, but the substance of his answers was still far, far better than The Obamasiah!'s.
I can't wait for the debates. :D
Posted by: Greatness at August 21, 2008 6:04 AM
