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July 11, 2008
Woman Convicted of Defending WWII Memorial from Vandals
If defending your own home from hordes of rock-throwing thugs by waving a stick at them counts as assault in Britain, why not this?
Julie Lake, daughter of a WWII RAF pilot, was fed up after witnessing years of vandalism and antisocial behavior at a memorial to those who died defending Britain, where gangs of spoiled punks run wild amid the ruins of a great civilization. She learned from experience that calling the police is futile. On seeing a snot-nosed brat ride a BMX bike through freshly laid flower beds, she grabbed the ringleader by the collar and gave him a talking-to.
The jeering gang surrounded her, shoved her, and shouted:
You can't touch us, we're 15, we can do what the f*** we like.
Authorities resolved the incident by convicting Mrs. Lake of assault, criminal damage, and a public order offense. A judge chastised her for her "complete lack of self-control." She was forced to pay £400 for throwing down a bicycle, which should amount to a year's supply of spray paint for the vandals, none of whom was arrested.
As always, taxpayers are the biggest losers. The farcical trial cost £100,000.
The situation in Britain is incomprehensible, yet simple. Moonbattery has resulted in the country being run by evil lunatics. If you are not an evil lunatic, and you fail to keep your head down, you will be punished. On the positive side… there is no positive side — unless you're an evil lunatic, in which case the world is your oyster.
On a tip from Bill V.
Posted by Van Helsing at July 11, 2008 7:51 AM
Comments
How did this escalate to a police matter? Where are these kids' parents? Their failures are the root causes of this matter.
Ms. Lake only made matters worse by grabbing the kid and tossing his bike. Her intervention could have been much more effective using only a digital camera or camcorder.
Posted by: Sybil Society at July 11, 2008 8:27 AM
"The World is your oyster"!!!!!
Oysters produce pearls....pearls are white. You racist pig!!!!
Posted by: Eric at July 11, 2008 8:45 AM
The proper response, assuming there's men in this town, is to round up the miscreants, including the judge and give them all a public lashing.
Posted by: ~Paules at July 11, 2008 9:07 AM
AMEN Paules!
Posted by: Lyle at July 11, 2008 11:16 AM
"Her intervention could have been much more effective using only a digital camera or camcorder."
Sorry Sybil, but the most effective thing she could have done was to apply a CRICKET BAT! When the punks shouted "you can't do anytthing to us", she should have smashed their leader in the face.
I know that sounds harsh, but when young punks know how to manipulate the law and police won't come, or won't arive in time to stop the crime, it's time for the citizenry to defend their lives and property.
Posted by: KHarn at July 11, 2008 1:33 PM
Ha! This Sybil Society person is great! I love anti-troll trollers!
Posted by: Thulsa Doom at July 11, 2008 2:31 PM
50 years ago, if such an incident happened in this country, some guy would've grabbed this kid and given him a smack upside the head. Then the police would've shown up and given him another smack and dragged him home. Then Dad would've really laid into him.
Today, the police would drag the kid off to juvenile hall, where he'd get a bit of detention and sent home to his dysfunctional mom (because Dad's not around).
In 20 years or less, expect the exact same outcome that occurred in Britain to occur in this country.
Posted by: PabloD at July 12, 2008 9:45 AM
