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July 23, 2008
TV Ads Cause Global Warming
Television ads aren't just irritating and politically correct to the point of inducing nausea — they cause global warming.
The consulting firm TrinityP3 has made itself useful to the liberal establishment by proclaiming that 30-second ads can produce as much as 2135 kg of apocalypse-inflicting carbon emissions.
The solution is obvious: ban all advertising at once. Free-market television will collapse. Then public television can fill the gap, with hour after hour of Masterpiece Theatre interspersed with Bill Moyers's denunciations of America. When people turn to watching paint dry for entertainment, the energy savings will rescue the polar bears from certain doom.
On a tip from mega.
Posted by Van Helsing at July 23, 2008 6:53 AM
Comments
Thes people are all f*****g nuts......
Posted by: 57belair at July 23, 2008 7:20 AM
If it promotes commerce, it causes global warming.
Of course if Public television becomes the sole source of television, it will be educational. People will start reading. Of course, by that time, books will have to be approved for 'carbon-neutral', i.e. far-left, content.
Posted by: James McEnanly at July 23, 2008 8:31 AM
James, books themselves are not carbon-neutral. Cutting trees down to make paper releases millions of tons of Death Gas (CO2) directly into the polar bears. Recycled paper is probably even worse.
This is one thing I am confident of. The advertising industry worldwide is trillions of dollars a year. This will never go away, no matter what the enviro-nut halfwits cry about.
Posted by: CoderInCrisis at July 23, 2008 9:07 AM
I wonder how many tons of CO2 TrinityP3 released into the atmosphere to arrive at those conclusions. Anyone know?
Posted by: Kevin at July 23, 2008 10:24 AM
Oh my gosh! This is serious! We'd better put out a whole bunch of public service announcements on TV to let people know that comercials cause "global warming"!
Oh, wait....
Posted by: KHarn at July 23, 2008 1:30 PM
