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July 1, 2008

Sheila Dixon Demonstrates the Advantage of Shrillary for VP

There is one good reason for BHO to put Shrillary on the ticket. When his administration inevitably comes under fire for corruption and gross incompetence, he can defend himself be screaming about both racism and sexism, just like Baltimore's Mayor Sheila Dixon.

Dixon, who has the extreme good fortune to be both black and female, has been called to account for passing out government contracts and $millions in tax breaks to her friends. But her defense is ironclad:

I think there is sexism and racism … It covers the gambit.

That does cover the gambit. Even the Obamessiah can only use racism to fend off criticism and overcome resistance. But with Shrillary on board, he'll have both sides of the liberal brain covered.

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Sheila Dixon: Corrupt, but politically impregnable.

On a tip from V the K.

Posted by Van Helsing at July 1, 2008 10:24 AM

Comments

She looks like Whitney Houston when she said "Kiss My Ass!!"

http://www.videodumper.com/video-5358

Posted by: Anonymous at July 1, 2008 10:43 AM

The correct word is 'gamut'...not gambit'...affirmative action in action

Posted by: Robbins Mitchell at July 1, 2008 10:47 AM

Look like a couple of street rappers...that's probably about all the qualifications for public service they have, knowing Baltimore.

Posted by: Toa at July 1, 2008 10:48 AM

Yep Robbins, I think that's what she meant.

But this is one of those situations where the malapropism makes sense too - unintentionally of course.

Gambit:

2. A maneuver, stratagem, or ploy, especially one used at an initial stage.

Posted by: forest at July 1, 2008 10:52 AM

At least, the city of San Francisco (run by moonbats) is taking care of illegals dealing crack so that the Feds cannot deport them...

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/06/30/BAR211HGVL.DTL

Posted by: BlueScreen at July 1, 2008 11:31 AM

I innoculated myself on this one when I announced my running mate earier this week.

I've got the white thing covered. I've got the black thing covered. I've got the woman thing and the man thing.

Anyone who criticizes us is a racist and sexist. Period.


WRITE IN QUAYLE/CONDI '08 -- EBONY AND IVORY, INNIE AND OUTIE

Posted by: Dan Quayle at July 1, 2008 12:30 PM

I've got it all covered, capitalism, communism, crooks, poseurs, fakers, liars and plain cheats

WRITE IN MONDALE/CHURCHILL -- PALE FACE AND RED FACE SOCIALIST AND COMMUNIST

That's WARD CHURCHILL I'm talking about!

THE ONLY CHOICE FOR COMMUNIST ASS SNIFFERS POSING AS DAN QUAYLE!

Posted by: Walter Mondale at July 1, 2008 3:42 PM

This is what Liberal guilt-feelings have wrought: giving power to people who need to be jailed, but are protected by Liberal guilt.

VOTE FOR MICKEY MOUSE IN '08: HE'S MORE REALISTIC THAN DANNY-BOY!

Posted by: KHarn at July 1, 2008 4:10 PM

By The Way, DANNY-BOY;
You keep insisting that you've BANNED ME from this site, yet no one else seems to think so including the OWNER of this website. If, however, you really CAN ban someone from this site, then I suggest that you block my e-mail address, or my name, or my IP address. If you cannot, then I suggest you admit that you are lying, quit this child's game and try to contribute something RELEVANT to the subject instead of coming on like a fool.

Posted by: KHarn at July 1, 2008 4:54 PM

If anyone gets banned, it will be Danny Boy for being so tedious.

Posted by: Van Helsing at July 1, 2008 5:32 PM

Posted by: V the K at July 1, 2008 5:34 PM

The Dan Quayle Troll has been put on my ignore list.

Posted by: Thulsa Doom at July 1, 2008 5:38 PM


KHarn, I can't ban anyone from this site, though I wish I could. I thought you had been banned for racism. Not by me.

You are acting like racist white-hater. Stop trying to keep the man down.

Or is it because I added Condoleeza to the ticket?


WRITE IN QUAYLE/CONDI '08 -- A RAINBOW OF REPUBLICANISM

Posted by: Dan Quayle at July 1, 2008 5:38 PM


At first I thought Thulsa Doom was just a nice lady going through a difficult time of the month (her name backward is "mood asluht").

But I looked her up, and it's scary. "Thulsa Doom" is a fictional necromancer -- one who practices black magic and demon-summoning. That's evil stuff to be worshipping.

And to call me a troll is also evil. Larry Craig was trolling the Minneappolis men's room, sure. But I'm NOT a schlongmouth. Or a demon summoner.

I wish ignoring this occult worship would make it go away. But it won't -- it must be actively sought out and destroyed before it ruins America.


WRITE IN QUAYLE/CONDI '08 -- NO OCCULT IN THE QUAYLE WHITE HOUSE


Posted by: Dan Quayle at July 1, 2008 6:13 PM

That is the most incoherent babble I've seen in awhile Quayle. Maybe it's time for you to take Condi and take a vacation. Maybe you would enjoy 5 days and 4 nights in scenic Baghdad?

Posted by: HoosierArmyMom at July 1, 2008 6:32 PM

I'd say it's high time for a good old fashioned BANNING.

But first, let's watch the puny big city liberal DANCE.

Yeeha!

DANCE, you commie loving pinko!

Posted by: Sherif Bo at July 1, 2008 6:33 PM


HoosierArmyMom, thank you for your kind words of support. I wholeheartedly agree that devil worship is the worst kind of incoherent babble.

Condoleeza and I would love to visit the troops in Baghdad. A moderate five-figure donation to my election committee should cover expenses. Thanks in advance.


Sherif Bo, I am deeply offended by your attempt to ban and humiliate my friend and benefactor HoosierArmyMom. She is no puny big city liberal. Nor a commie. Nor pink (well not really). Why do you hate America?


WRITE IN QUAYLE/CONDI '08 -- SOON TO BE CAMPAIGNING FROM BAGHDAD, WITH YOUR SUPPORT

Posted by: Dan Quayle at July 1, 2008 6:48 PM

Ya know - while I don't read DQ's insane ravings, and would certainly never click on one of it's links - I certainly get tired of having to scroll throught the worthless empty scrotumed pussy's posts.

What a worthless dipshit. It REALLY must suck to be it.

Posted by: Jimbo at July 1, 2008 10:50 PM

Now she just needs to become lesbian, convert to Islam, and eat only vegetables to greivance her way to President '12.

'Cept she might be beheaded for mixing the first two together...

Posted by: BURNING HOT at July 1, 2008 10:51 PM

DQ is what passes for clever on the left. At that intersection where a complete lack of talent meets a desperate need for attention, you find trolls like DQ working the corner.

Posted by: V the K at July 2, 2008 3:56 AM

Also, you gotta figure that this blog drives nutcases like DG, HF, HFF, Lee, and the anonymous trolls batty because it puts the lunacy they buy into at Center Stage and shines a spotlight on it.

Posted by: V the K at July 2, 2008 3:59 AM

Trolls = Deer in the Headlights when perusing this blog. I am still amazed at what will pass for an intelligent, informed comment on Huffington Po.

Posted by: HoosierArmyMom at July 2, 2008 4:04 AM

I read some dimwit lefty saying today "If torture and imprisonment makes you qualified to be president, the Republicans should recruit at Gitmo." And an equally dim-witted lefty responded. "No, silly, those are BROWN people."

They must be friends of DQ, similar banal, cliche-ridden, uncritical thinking passed off as wit.

Posted by: V the K at July 2, 2008 5:21 AM

Jimbo,

You just can't stop talking about my scrotum, can you.

Put up or shut up.

WRITE IN QUALYLE/CONDI '08 -- STILL MORE BALLS THAN YOU

Posted by: Dan Quayle at July 2, 2008 8:49 AM

Danny-boy;
YOU were the one who first said that I was banned and you continued to insult me when I pointed out your error.
You have now admitted that you were just making noise, yet you have not appologised. Since you insulted me publicly on these boards, I demand that you appologise here as well.
That is, IF you have any sense of decentcy.

Posted by: Kharn at July 2, 2008 2:20 PM


KHarn,

I am truly sorry you hate black people, hate white people, hate mentally retarded people, and in fact hate ALL people. Probably including yourself.

The fact that you NEVER offer any postitive statement about ANYTHING only deepens my sorrow and pity.

I on the other hand offer a positive choice. A TRUE CONSERVATIVE approach. A method of positivism that will make America stonger, and make her people happier.

The secret to my method is LOVE.

I love you, KHarn.


WRITE IN QUAYLE/CONDI '08 -- MAKING AN AMERICA GREATER THAN THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN

Posted by: Dan Quayle at July 2, 2008 3:47 PM

Man, that girl was pounded savagely with an ugly stick.

Posted by: baslimthecripple at July 3, 2008 11:21 AM

baslimthecripple, are you referring to Dan's workout on KHarn? I think he was serious.

Posted by: Jimbo at July 3, 2008 11:43 PM