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July 18, 2008
Seven-Inch Knife Discovered in Sandwich
Fast food customers looking to get something for nothing are getting more creative. Rather than the usual thumb or dead mouse, John Agnesini of NYC found a 7-inch knife blade in his "Cold Cut Trio" sandwich from Subway.
He says he saw the blade sticking out before he started eating the sandwich. Being too squeamish to cut his lip before "discovering" the blade, he's only demanding $1 million.
Who knows, maybe there really was a great big knife in his sandwich. But Agnesini had a better motive to put it there than Subway.
On a tip from Wiggins.
Posted by Van Helsing at July 18, 2008 8:21 AM
Comments
I stopped off at McD's for a snack after a day at an amusement park with my son and his friend. We ordered three McChicken sandwiches but we only got two. I had to walk all the way up to the counter and request another one. How much should I sue for because of the emotional distress this has caused me?
Or, should I be imprisoned for endangering their health by exposing them to fast food?
Posted by: V the K at July 18, 2008 8:28 AM
In other food-related news, NPR says people are cutting back on food because of the recession, but check out the picture they use to illustrate hunger.
Also, they fail to note that the bad economy that these welfare sponges are living in is that of Ohio... a state where taxes and regulations are among the highest in the country.
Personal note: I am typing this from a hotel in Ohio, where I traveled to an amusement park with my son and his friend. Judging from the number of people who can afford a day in a theme park, I think this bad economy thing is a bit overblown.
Posted by: V the K at July 18, 2008 8:46 AM
I suppose its remotely possible someone left a knife in there, but getting $100 let alone $1 million is insane. Give the guy coupons for 10 free sandwiches and warn the person who left it in there they will be fired if it happens again. Of course these days I wouldnt be suprised if the guy put the knife there himself. Should be pretty easy to verify - first off does Subway use that specific knife? 2nd are there any finger prints of the employees on it?
Posted by: Anonymous at July 18, 2008 8:51 AM
If I find a chainsaw in my sandwich, can I get $10 million?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 18, 2008 9:54 AM
Heck, I found a loaded German Lugar in my sandwich at Chick Filet. I'ma goin' for 20 big!
Posted by: Mockinbird at July 18, 2008 1:44 PM
Yesterday I got lunch for the gang at Wendy's and dropped the bag with the french frys (No comment, please) as I was getting in my car. An employee ran out and asked me to wait while they got me some FRESHLY MADE frys for FREE! I thanked the employee profusely and joked with him and another worker while we waited.
Also, the seagulls were happy with the araingement.
Posted by: KHarn at July 18, 2008 3:33 PM
I found a Boeing 767 loaded with explosives baked into my pita bread.
Should I sue?
Posted by: Jimbo at July 18, 2008 10:04 PM
