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July 1, 2008

Muslims Outraged over Puppy

Add cute puppies to the endless list of things we are being asked to forsake in the name of dhimmitude. Muslims consider it traditional to wipe their filthy behinds with their bare left hands, but they draw the line at pictures of puppies, which they regard as unclean.

A postcard featuring a cute puppy sitting in a policeman's hat advertising a Scottish police force's new telephone number has sparked outrage from Muslims. Tayside Police's new non-emergency phone number has prompted complaints from members of the Islamic community.

Muslims don't like dogs any better than music or alcohol. In 1005, the Caliph Al-Hakim went so far as to have all the dogs in Cairo killed.

Whimpers a spokesman for Tayside Police:

We did not seek advice from the force's diversity adviser prior to publishing and distributing the postcards. That was an oversight and we apologize for any offense caused.

Bad dhimmi, bad! Hopefully a Muslim community activist was on hand to whack this spokesman with a newspaper.

tayside police puppy
Muslims' latest excuse to intimidate liberals by being offended.

On tips from Wiggins, Frank W, Lyle, and Jimbo.

Posted by Van Helsing at July 1, 2008 5:57 PM

Comments

Well, when the extremist take over, they can hurt my dog when they pry him from my cold, dead arms!

My German Shepherd says" "Woof, woof, woof, woof", which roughly translates, "Screw Dhimmitude, give me a Muzzie to chew on"!!!

Posted by: HoosierArmyMom at July 1, 2008 6:18 PM


It's funny because the puppy pooped in the policeman's hat.

Posted by: Dog Lover at July 1, 2008 6:30 PM

Is the puppy neutered? If yes, then it's apparently the perfect symbol for law enforcement in the UK...

Posted by: PabloD at July 1, 2008 7:27 PM

P.S. - my comment is a slam against the bureaucrats who emphasize sensitivity training over law and order, not against the men and women who put on the uniform and walk a beat.

Posted by: PabloD at July 1, 2008 7:29 PM

The rotary-dial telephone in the picture is... interesting. Are they REALLY that far behind Scotland? I didn't think those things existed outside a land fill or some grandma's attic. An American under 25 wouldn't have a clue how to dial one.

And Muhammed is far more offensive than a puppy (or a pig).

Posted by: Jimbo at July 1, 2008 8:04 PM

remember when the globalwarmfools told us not to confuse "climate" and "weather"?

They changed their minds.

Posted by: mega at July 1, 2008 8:27 PM

A delivery driver who was a Moslem would not come into a store I worked at. Why? The owner had his dog (a very old, cute dog) in the shop. Well! A Moslem can't be subjected to THAT.

I was SO offended...for the DOG! How dare that idiot (who was working for a major frieght carrier) think he's too good to be in a room with a dog. As far as I'm concerned, the DOG should have refused to be in the room with HIM!

Man, we better lay down the law with this "religion" and soon...you are here, this isn't a Moslem theocracy, and you have to conform to OUR culture. Don't like it? Here's a one-way ticket to Afghanistan.

Posted by: matt at July 1, 2008 8:34 PM

Who knew there was a black national anthem?

Posted by: mega at July 1, 2008 8:45 PM

So let me get this straight, Haji doesn't like dogs because they are unclean as described in The Koran yet Haji is ok about wiping his hairy felafel fecal crusted ass with his left hand without asswipe? And were the ones that he says are fucked up? Hey Haji! make sure you get the shit crumbs from otta yer fingernails before you rape that 6 year old girl, ya wouldn't wanna be unclean now would ya! I now in protest of their protest will be using several more pages of The Koran to wipe my proud lilly white anglo christian pink o-ring!

Posted by: Bryherb at July 1, 2008 9:21 PM

Item #1,33441,1111,112234,999999 on the Muslim grievance list is "Anger against terrorism committed in the name of our religion" -- when will they get around to being angry about that? - never its not terrorism if its built into your religion doctrine as a good thing amirite?

Posted by: xantl at July 1, 2008 9:24 PM

Must be seen to be believed...
http://www.reason.com/blog/show/127288.html

Posted by: Anonymous at July 1, 2008 10:36 PM

Bet you half the reason for the deluge of complaints is because the ad also features a plod's hat. And you know how 'Asian youths' have shown how much they hate the cops.

Posted by: BURNING HOT at July 1, 2008 10:46 PM

One can only ask, at what point will there be given a Nobel Prize for muslim ass kissing.

Posted by: JS at July 2, 2008 12:51 AM

One can only ask, at what point will there be given a Nobel Prize for muslim ass kissing.

I thought that's what Jimmy Carter won in 2003 for.

The thing is, the Albionese have become so neutered that instead of being laughed out of the room as the Muslim whiners should be, they will instead be catered to once again, and gain another victory against the kaffirs. Most of the elite in the USA is just as bad.

Posted by: V the K at July 2, 2008 4:03 AM

Hey Jimbo, I'm a 24-year-old American, and I know how to use a rotary phone. A vacation cabin in Canada that my family used to go to every summer (Though now we have one of our own) used to have one.
Seriously, this really is pathetic.

Posted by: Adam at July 2, 2008 4:53 AM

That's a disturbing clip Anon. Kerry Howley is a sick person. I took a look at her blog, and wasn't surprised to find the usual malignant moonbat totalitarian stuff:

"...even in a world freed from time and wealth constraints, couples would prefer fewer than two miniature versions of themselves."

"Why not learn to decline gracefully?"

"It’s clearly possible to have a larger welfare state, a considerably higher rate of immigration, and a healthy economic climate."

"As in Burma and South Africa, I find it impossible to travel here without noting all the terribly dangerous things you’re allowed to do."

Posted by: forest at July 2, 2008 5:09 AM

Send a copy of the CD "WHO LET THE DOGS OUT" to your nearest mosque.

Baha Men


Who Let The Dogs Out Lyrics

Who let the dogs out
(woof, woof, woof, woof)
(woof, woof, woof, woof)
(woof, woof, woof, woof)
(woof, woof, woof, woof)


Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)


(woof, woof, woof, woof)


When the party was nice, the party was jumpin' (Hey, Yippie, Yi, Yo)
And everybody havin' a ball (Hah, ho, Yippie Yi Yo)
I tell the fellas "start the name callin'" (Yippie Yi Yo)
And the girls report to the call
The poor dog show down


Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)


I see ya' little speed boat head up our coast
She really want to skip town
Get back off me, beast off me
Get back you flea infested monger


Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)


I'm gonna tell {Hey, Yippie, Yi, Yo}
To any girls calling them canine {Yippie, Yi, Yo}
Tell the dummy "Hey Man, It's part of the Party!" {Yippie Yi, Yo}
You fetch a women in front and her mans behind {Yippie, Yi, Yo}
Her bone runs out now


Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)


Say, A doggy is nuttin' if he don't have a bone All dogy hold ya' bone, all doggy hold it
A doggy is nuttin' if he don't have a bone All dogy hold ya' bone, all doggy hold it


Wait for y'all my dogs, the party is on
I gotta get my girl I got my myind on
Do you see the rays comin' from my eye
What could you be friend
That Benji man that's breakin' them down?
Me and My white short shorts
And I can't seek a lot, any canine will do
I'm figurin' that's why they call me faithful
'Cause I'm the man of the land
When they see me they doah-ooooo(howl)


Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)

Posted by: Anonymous at July 2, 2008 6:25 AM

"Hopefully a Muslim community activist was on hand to whack this spokesman with a newspaper."

Whack them with a newspaper, the ad makers will be lucky they don't have their heads cut off.

Posted by: Michael at July 2, 2008 6:28 AM

I'm hearing this story is either fake or way overblown guys.

Posted by: vonster at July 2, 2008 10:34 AM

Muslims get angry over dogs and cartoons, while everyone else (except moonbats, of course) get angry over the mass homicide committed by muslims.

Posted by: Refuter Of Liberal Vermin at July 2, 2008 11:06 AM

Vonster, couldn't care less if this story is fabricated or not. It's probable based on the past behavior and other complaints by Haji. I'll continue using my Koran for asswipe until Haji learns some tolerance.

Posted by: Bryherb at July 2, 2008 11:27 AM


Bryherb: couldn't care less if this story is fabricated or not. It's probable based on the past behavior and other complaints by Haji.

Yeah, that's the standard of justice we need. Punish them in advance based on our perception of how the past behaviour of a few might translate into a future behaviour of an entire group of people.

Posted by: Who's yer Army Dad? at July 2, 2008 1:02 PM

Punishment in advance is the Liberal standard. They even punish people for things that their ancestors MIGHT have done.

Posted by: Kharn at July 2, 2008 2:13 PM

You took the words right out of my mouth KHarn!

Tell you what, Dad...let's just say it's interest payments on all the beheadings, killings, stonings, suicide bombings, IED's and terrorism that has already been perpetrated by the Religion Of Peace.

By the way...SUCH punishment we've inflicted on them. One thing you gotta say for the Moslems, they don't pussy-foot around. We oughta take a page from THEIR book when dealing with 'em.

Posted by: matt at July 2, 2008 3:31 PM

Wrong Who's yer Army Dad! I'm punishing Haji and holding him accountable for the shit he pulls every fuckin' day on this globe. Check this website, it has the daily tally of ISLAMIC terrorist attacks since 9/11.
http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/
You can appeasse, you can form a peace rally drum circle empowerment zone and play hackey sack with yer smelly patchouli stink Libsnot toadies in the hip district of your town. NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO, HAJI WANTS TO SAW OFF YER NOGGIN!. WHEN WILL YOU REALIZE THIS? I will not go peacefully and appeasse.

Posted by: Bryherb at July 2, 2008 4:07 PM

Bryherb, the religionofpeace site is AWESOME. I've been a regular visitor there for some time now. Every moonbat apologist for Islamo-Fascism should have his/her eyes propped open and be forced to read every page on that site.

Posted by: Refuter Of Liberal Vermin at July 2, 2008 6:29 PM

One more thing: Who's yer Army Dad, it's gotten to the point where we can practically set our watches to Islamic terror and yet, psychotic, moonbat liars continue to tell us we're being reactionary when we expect them to act like intolerant savages.

Posted by: Refuter Of Liberal Vermin at July 2, 2008 6:35 PM

I think every Bobbie in the UK should have a great, snarling dog at his side. Then you could simply say.

"Muslims -- here's a plan for you: If you don't care for dogs, perhaps you should try following the law for a change, and then it won't be an issue. Or simply sod off."

Posted by: --jack at July 2, 2008 10:27 PM

Where's the "Humane" Society in all this? Unusually silent huh?

Posted by: Jack Savage at July 5, 2008 12:57 PM