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July 10, 2008
More Racist Terms Discovered
It's time for a new edition of the Newspeak dictionary. Not only is the term "black hole" now considered racist. So are "devil's food cake," "angel's food cake," and "black sheep." Dallas County Commissioner John Wiley Price has spoken.
The local Fox News affiliate has video.
The inmates have officially taken over the asylum.
Hat tip: Michelle Malkin.
Posted by Van Helsing at July 10, 2008 12:59 PM
Comments
Wonder how this nut knows what race the devil belongs to?
Posted by: Ricardian at July 10, 2008 1:21 PM
I agree the "black hole" thing was a masterstroke of ignorance, and I hate victim culture with every bone of my body, but I can definitely see where "black sheep" would and should piss people off. And to a lesser degree angel and devil's food cake.
Posted by: Emerson at July 10, 2008 1:44 PM
Emerson,
The term "black sheep" has been around a long time.What color are most sheep? White to off white so the term may have originated a long ago when alot of people associated an odd color sheep as maybe the work of the devil. What about the "Black Sheep" squadron in WWII? That wasn't about racism it was about the squadron not being all spit and polish militarily. If someone gets upset over the term black sheep or the name of a kind of cake then they are very lucky people. I sure wish all I had to complain about was something as trivial as cake and a term that's been used for generations.
Posted by: Farmer Ted at July 10, 2008 1:51 PM
Is the term "bleeding heart liberal idiot" offensive to you, Em? I hope so, since I mean it that way.
The mostly white, liberal "progressives" who are the beneficiaries of their forefathers hard work have somehow become this guilt-ridden, hand wringing group of people who, while not ready to give up their possessions or lifestyles, make themselves feel better with guilt...and by foisting that guilt on everyone else either through political correctness or actual legislation.
Do us all a favor and stop giving the hard left more and more ammunition with which to destroy our culture, OK? Because, let's face it, when they do, you won't be of any use to help rebuild it...you'll just feel guilty about it. Which, I'm sorry to say, makes you a black sheep. So go have some devil's food cake and stop sending us down a PC black hole.
Posted by: matt at July 10, 2008 2:39 PM
Farmer Ted
"Black Sheep" was the POLITE version of "Boyington's Bastards". Since they had organised the squadron with planes, pilots and even the SQUADRON NUMBER from other outfits, they considered themselves kind of "bastard children".
But I agree with you, I too wish that the most worrysome thing in my life was a POSSIBLE insult that was as mild as this!
Posted by: KHarn at July 10, 2008 2:47 PM
I hereby proclaim the words "whitehead" and "blackhead" offensive. Dermatologists and skin care commercials are racist if they dare utter these vile words!
Posted by: Kristy at July 10, 2008 3:07 PM
I read many right-side blogs and have written a website that's branded me a neocon douchebag from San Fran to Brazil. I recently found Moonbattery and decided to bookmark it, but if all I can expect from the brain trust of Matt and Farmer Ted are insults and orders, goodbye to the bookmark.
Black Sheep isn't worth fighting for. Crushing Marxism wherever it raises its shit-faced head is. "Niggling" is a real word too, so let's use it all the time and then defend it when someone objects. I'm going to head back now to sites for adults, like Hotair and Wizbang. Bye now!
Posted by: Emerson at July 10, 2008 3:10 PM
Black Sheep isn't worth fighting for.
I disagree. To give in is to give credence to these bozos who can no longer tell the genuinely offensive apart from the benign. There is no right to not be offended! Not in the Constitution, not anywhere else! In fact, the Constitution pretty well allows people to use any words they like, offensive or otherwise. Offensive speech needs the most protection, since it is speech that by its very nature will have people that want to deny or control it. Like this idiot in Dallas.
I find the term "County Commissioner" offensive. People should start using the politically correct term: "greedy thieving vulture". And I'll piss and moan to the media if you don't do as I say!
Posted by: CoderInCrisis at July 10, 2008 3:59 PM
Go figure. Amazingly enough, I removed hotair from my favorites a couple of months back. Too darn many athiests for my tastes (as well as a lot of rudeness and a lot of people claiming to be smarter than everyone else). Not that I ever posted there - it's a 'closed system' with a buncha snobs, dontcha know.
Moonbattery rules.
Posted by: Jimbo at July 10, 2008 4:04 PM
Kristy, you've got it wrong. Only "blackhead" can be offensive. "Whitehead" is speaking truth to power because it's a revelation of the stinking puss of racism that lurks inside every white skull. It's off to the Re-education camp for you!
Posted by: Archonix at July 10, 2008 4:07 PM
haha I love it! Even the real conservatives recognize what a bunch of dumbasses congergate here.
Posted by: Anonymous at July 10, 2008 4:11 PM
"Even the real conservatives..."
Who might that be, Anon ? Really, being labelled a neo-con from San Francisco to Brazil merely means Emerson is only a nanometre or so to the right of me.
Posted by: Mao Tse Tung at July 10, 2008 4:37 PM
"Congergate"? Hey Einstein, learn to spell congregate before you call others 'dumbasses'.
Posted by: Kristy at July 10, 2008 4:58 PM
More and more we're getting these hit-and-run libs who pose as conservatives. "Oh, I'm very conservative and right wing" and then they hit you with "but..."
Hey Em, there is MUCH intelligent discussion here, but when someone starts saying they can see how "black sheep" is offensive, they've tipped their hand. (I'm wasting time here, since Emerson has long since gone back to the Daily Kos).
Just to show you how far the PC nonsense has gone, the Oxford American dictionary now has a warning for the word "niggard" (a word having NOTHING to do with the "N" word):
"USAGE: This word, along with its adverbial form niggardly, should be used with caution. Owing to the sound similarity to the highly inflammatory racial epithet n****r, these words can cause unnecessary confusion and unintentional offense."
SO! Now we must beware of words that SOUND like offensive words. "Hey, people are stupid, so be careful not to say anything they don't understand or they'll be offended!"
Soon, we won't be able to mention thespians who masticate while eating and then slip on some schist.
Posted by: matt at July 10, 2008 4:59 PM
I hereby declare the term "dickhead" to be offensive.
Posted by: Richard at July 10, 2008 5:03 PM
Real conservatives don't get their feelings hurt just because someone else thinks they're a dipshit.
Posted by: Jimbo at July 10, 2008 5:11 PM
Real conservatives don't get their feelings hurt just because someone else thinks they're a dipshit.
I guess I'm a real conservative, then.
However, I believe the word "dipshit" is offensive to coprophiles. And since any word that offends anyone should be banned, you must desist immediately.
Posted by: V the K at July 10, 2008 5:15 PM
...one more thought. "Black sheep" is offensive. So is "niggard" because it sounds like the "N" word. "Man" must be replaced with "person". On and on...
Yet when gays want to have a "Pride" parade and dress in drag like nuns with big purple dildos and garter belts, or when tree-huggers fling feces and urine at police, or kooks like Cindy Sheehan went on "F" Bush tirades, THAT isn't offensive.
But say "devil's food cake"...
Posted by: matt at July 10, 2008 5:17 PM
Kharn,
I saw the documentary on the Black Sheep I was just concerned if I wrote" Boyington's Bastards" Emerson might get offended. ;O)
Posted by: Farmer Ted at July 10, 2008 5:31 PM
"desist"
I hate that word. It sounds yucky. Best put it on the do not say list.
I actually began keeping a "don't say" list a couple of years ago, all from news stories about folks getting their panties in a bunch.
Looks like now I've got a few more to add...
Following are words that "others" have, at one time or another, deemed racist. (Note - actual racist terms are NOT included.)
alien
ape
black
border
boy
brown
carp
colored
coon
cotton
crack
darling
dear
dumb
dump
eighteen-thirty-six (1836)
English
enunciate
fat
fence
fried chicken
gang
ghetto
God
godfather
gorilla
hangman's-noose
homosexual
illegal alien
Jesus
jungle
lazy
leach
lips
love
lynch
macaca
mafia
mathematics
monkey
nappy-headed ho's
negro
old
oriental
pet
pimp
pork chop
profile
red
robber
savage
silverback
slums
spade
stupid
sweetheart
taco
tar baby
terrorist
test
thief
ugly
unwed
wall
watermelon
welfare
white
whore
Yankee
yellow
you people
zoo
Zulu
Posted by: Jimbo at July 10, 2008 6:12 PM
As a Chinese, let me add that the following terms are grounds for me to sue Whitey crackers for racism:
Yellow-belly
Yellow jacket
Yellowcake uraniam
Old Yeller
The Sound of Music (Ley-Yodeley-Yodeleyhihoo, close enough to be offensive)
Posted by: BURNING HOT at July 10, 2008 6:25 PM
"coprophiles"....???? OK V, here I go off to the dictionary AGAIN!!!
Ya'll are ATE UP! LOL!!! I imagine the "Black Widow Spider" will be on the list for a name change too... "the Merry Widow Spider"... LOL!
Posted by: HoosierArmyMom at July 10, 2008 7:08 PM
That would be "Merry Liberated from Male Dominance by Spousal Demise Spider Womyn"
Posted by: Mao Tse Tung at July 10, 2008 7:54 PM
The city of Atlanta can no longer use signs such as "men working". They now must say "workers ahead". This is because women are offended.
Posted by: Citizen at July 10, 2008 8:50 PM
"Who might that be, Anon ? Really, being labelled a neo-con from San Francisco to Brazil merely means Emerson is only a nanometre or so to the right of me."
How true Chairman Mao.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neo-conservative
Posted by: steven at July 10, 2008 9:06 PM
LOL -
You guys are REALLY making me work on my list!!!
FYI - Did you know there is an on-line "Racial Slur Database"??? Check this out: http://www.rsdb.org/
Posted by: Jimbo at July 10, 2008 9:26 PM
But 'black' is just a complete absence of white, isn't it?
http://www.sciencenewsblog.com/cgi-bin/snblog.pl?snblog=130081
So when scientists recently invented blackest black, they really only invented 'least evidence of white'.
Posted by: Aussie-John at July 10, 2008 11:04 PM
I don't think any of those phrases or words are offensive. I wrote a post on society and it's idiotic politically correct BS not too long ago. Indeed the asylum has been overrun.
Following this logic, we'd have to rename everything, from black crayons to the White House.
My advice? Grow a pair and get over it.
Posted by: mikey777 at July 11, 2008 2:40 AM
Black hole? Offensive?
I guess if you mean nigger bitch's cunt but only Imus would say that, right?
Posted by: Shooter1001 at July 11, 2008 11:12 AM
From his website:
"John Wiley Price brand of advocacy and activism can be summed up in this way: John Wiley Price addresses real issues, advances real change and achieves real results."
"real issues"????
http://www.johnwileyprice.com/jwp.html
Posted by: jimmyd at July 11, 2008 11:36 AM
Jimbo
Here are some former words and their replacements that you can add to your list:
Bomb - "explosive device"
Murder - not alowed
Murderer - "shooter" if a gun is used, no term if any other weapon is used
Posted by: KHarn at July 12, 2008 11:06 AM
"Posted by: Jimbo at July 10, 2008 6:12 PM"
You forgot "nip". As in: There's a little nip in the air.
Peet
Posted by: Peet at July 12, 2008 12:30 PM
"FYI - Did you know there is an on-line "Racial Slur Database"??? Check this out: http://www.rsdb.org/
Posted by: Jimbo at July 10, 2008 9:26 PM
I guess I need to go "bone up" on my slurs! LOL!!!
They have a database for everything!
Posted by: HoosierArmyMom at July 13, 2008 5:50 AM

