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July 15, 2008
God Sued
Posted by Dave Blount at July 15, 2008 6:56 AM
It was only a matter of time before people got the idea of suing God:
KNOXVILLE, Tenn. — A man says he was so consumed by the spirit of God that he fell and hit his head while worshipping. Now he wants Lakewind Church to pay $2.5 million for medical bills, lost income, and pain and suffering.
Fortunately the church has lawyers too:
Lawyers for the church say other congregants saw him on the floor laughing after his fall. They say he failed to look out for his own safety.
Liberals might want to drop their militant insistence on a spiritual vacuum. Imagine the loot they could have raked in if, instead of pretending Katrina was caused by global warming, they had called it an act of God and sued churches for damages.
On a tip from Burning Hot.
