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July 17, 2008

Global Warming Hoaxers Fantasize about Playing God

Just as productive citizens have been forced to move first out of most cities and then out of whole regions of the country thanks to the exorbitant taxes and social decay caused by liberalism, other species will have to be relocated if they are to survive our apocalyptic climate change crisis — according to the grandiose fantasies of moonbats:

With climate change increasingly threatening the survival of plants and animals, scientists say it may become necessary to move some species to save them. Dubbed assisted colonization or assisted migration, the idea is to decide how severe the threat is to various species, and if they need help to deal with it.

The plan is to move whole species to cooler ground. What determines which species get to live and which must perish? The whims of our godlike liberal elite of course:

When deciding which species to save and which to watch die, [Stanford hoax hack Terry] Root said one key is uniqueness. That's why she said she'd save the odd-looking tuatara of New Zealand, a lizard-like creature with almost no living relatives, over the common sparrow.

Oh my God, we're going to have to live in a world without sparrows unless we put the UN in charge of our economy!

Someone please get the word to these delusional hysterics that it hasn't gotten any warmer since 1998.

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The fortunate tuatara has found the favor of the godlike hoaxers.

On a tip from Wiggins.

Posted by Van Helsing at July 17, 2008 8:26 PM

Comments

I'm one of those rare species - the conserative tax payer species.

I would like job, home assistance and incentives to move to a state that is less tax repressive, and has more real personal freedoms (not constrained by laws to protect me from myself).

I'm in! Send me the money. I'll gladly move on the social dime.

Posted by: Oiao at July 17, 2008 8:40 PM

14% approval Pelousy calls Bush the failure

WASHINGTON — President Bush has been a "total failure" in everything from the economy to the war to energy policy, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said Thursday.

In an interview on CNN, the California Democrat was asked to respond to video of the president criticizing the Democratic-led Congress for heading into the final 26 days of the legislative session without having passed a single government spending bill.

Pelosi shot back in unusually personal terms.

"You know, God bless him, bless his heart, president of the United States, a total failure, losing all credibility with the American people on the economy, on the war, on energy, you name the subject," Pelosi replied. She then tsk-tsked Bush for "challenging Congress when we are trying to sweep up after his mess over and over and over again."

White House spokeswoman Dana Perino defended Bush.

"What the president said is a fact — this is the longest a Congress has gone in 20 years without passing a single spending bill, so it's clear that the speaker is feeling some frustration at their inability to do so."

Pelosi's outburst was a departure. Her usual practice in public has been to call Bush's policies a failure — not his presidency or him, personally. Pelosi's remarks are the latest evidence of the Democrats' throw-caution-to-the-wind approach to Bush in the waning days of a presidency weighed down by an unpopular war and soaring gasoline prices.

Posted by: BURNING HOT at July 17, 2008 8:42 PM

Burning -
That's Nancy 9% Pelosi - 14% in her wet dreams.

And Hairy 9% Reed followed up with "Who would be afraid of him? He's got a 29 percent approval rating,"

What scum these people are. Shameless scum.

Posted by: Jimbo at July 17, 2008 8:49 PM

And I haven't seen a lizard (or human) yet that can tell the difference in 94 and 95 degrees - ( which is the total upswing in temperature the last 100 years.) What freaking idiots these "people" are. The lizards have already adapted. It's their brains that are fried.

Posted by: Jimbo at July 17, 2008 8:52 PM

American Physical Society - 50,000 physicists now heretical deniers

The American Physical Society, an organization representing nearly 50,000 physicists, has reversed its stance on climate change and is now proclaiming that many of its members disbelieve in human-induced global warming. The APS is also sponsoring public debate on the validity of global warming science. The leadership of the society had previously called the evidence for global warming “incontrovertible.”

In a posting to the APS forum, editor Jeffrey Marque explains,”There is a considerable presence within the scientific community of people who do not agree with the IPCC conclusion that anthropogenic CO2 emissions are very probably likely to be primarily responsible for global warming that has occurred since the Industrial Revolution.

Posted by: BURNING HOT at July 17, 2008 8:54 PM

Oiao said: "I'm one of those rare species - the conserative tax payer species."

Good point. And you can bet they will try and move you and the rest of us very soon if they get their way. But it won't be someplace nice.

Posted by: Mike's America at July 18, 2008 9:21 AM

It would be a wonderful change if we, the taxpayers started asserting as vociferously for reductions in rates as the global warming enthusiasts assert for government efforts to cripple industry, etc.
But conservatives and free market types have jobs, hobbies, relationships, volunteer work, etc., and we don't get all political.

Posted by: Mockinbird at July 18, 2008 2:20 PM

This kind of thinking makes me wonder whether these people belong in rubber rooms. Just how do they intend to move an entire species? I know those new P.O.D. storage systems are great and everything, but I just don't think it's gonna happen.

Our economy and job market is in the toilet, and these morons are worried about animal extinction?!? Glad to know they've figured out what's really important...

Posted by: mikey777 at July 19, 2008 12:16 AM

If politicians and scientists actually accepted that the world has cooled since 1998 then what would they replace their cash cow with?

They have to have an excuse to tax us with... don't they?

Posted by: Lee at July 20, 2008 5:23 AM