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July 20, 2008
Denver Moves to Ban Possessing Human Waste
It looks like Denver understands what it has brought upon itself.
In an attempt to prevent violent moonbats from wreaking havoc at the Democrat convention, where they plan to "recreate 68" (i.e., the appalling riots that occurred at the 1968 Dem convention in Chicago), authorities have moved to "make it illegal to possess any noxious substance, such as human waste."
You know moonbattery is flourishing when laws like this become necessary.
On a tip from Oiao.
Posted by Van Helsing at July 20, 2008 1:42 PM
Comments
So the Port-A-Potty in my camper is an illegal item?
Goodness gracious.
Posted by: Lyle at July 20, 2008 3:49 PM
Strange, that no one can possess human excrement in Denver, yet the Democrats, who are all full of s*** are coming there for their convention
Posted by: ToddonCapeCod at July 20, 2008 3:56 PM
I guess this means the "tree sitter" lobby from Berkeley won't be in attendance. I was looking forward to "Dumpster Muffin" giving the keynote address.
Posted by: matt at July 20, 2008 4:00 PM
Well it's just common sense; if you see someone coming at you with a bucket of s**t, you KNOW that they are up to no good!
Posted by: KHarn at July 20, 2008 4:37 PM
I guess this means the libtards whose heads aren't completely empty can't go to Denver at all.
Posted by: steven at July 20, 2008 5:03 PM
I perhaps perversely rather hope the morons do in fact "recreate 68." Go ahead, moonbats, show your true face to the American public. Obama will end up shining shoes for a living.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 20, 2008 6:44 PM
Um, that is _so_ going to get abused. Imagine standing in line for the random body-cavity searches... (sorry, couldn't resist)
Posted by: Dan Oblak - MacBigot.com at July 20, 2008 6:49 PM
Jay, I echo your sentiments. I may have to track down a friend who has all the cable news channels, just so I can watch the minute-by-minute coverage of "When Moonbats Attack!" if the Recreate 68 twits get out of hand.
Posted by: PabloD at July 20, 2008 7:03 PM
Looks like the Dems will have to conceal carry, poop that is. Ah nothing like the smell of Denver in the morning(after the convention).
Posted by: Hemlock at July 21, 2008 3:52 AM
And my relatives worry about Bush listening to their boring phone calls....
Posted by: Don L at July 21, 2008 5:24 AM
This is gonna be so fun if the media reports it.
Posted by: joe at July 21, 2008 7:34 AM
"This is gonna be so fun if the media reports it."
What are you smoking? If the GOP did it, yeah, the media might report it.
What does this mean if you happen to have an infant or toddler in tow?
Posted by: Larry Sheldon at July 21, 2008 8:13 AM
"Don L at July 21, 2008 5:24 AM"
Thank you for the laugh!
Posted by: KHarn at July 21, 2008 2:58 PM
