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June 19, 2008
Woman Injured by Underwear Sues
It's easy to be a victim. You can be injured just by putting on your underwear. Then you can sue and seize other people's money:
As she was attempting to put on a Victoria's Secret thong, a Los Angeles woman claims that a decorative metallic piece flew off the garment and struck her in the eye, causing injuries and a new product liability lawsuit against the underwear giant.
Maybe the plaintiff got the idea from the Killer Bra Lawsuit inflicted on Victoria's Secret earlier this year.
At this rate it's only a matter of time before Democrats call for the nationalization of the underwear industry.
On a tip from Wiggins.
Posted by Van Helsing at June 19, 2008 12:11 PM
Comments
I just want to point out that Victoria's Secret allows people to try on underwear. Think about THAT the next time you buy a pair.
Personally, I'd stick with Fruit Of The Loom.
Posted by: matt at June 19, 2008 12:32 PM
If it goes to a Jury Trial, will she have to demonstrate, like O.J. did?
OT – Obama Topic
The traditional Left base and middle are fragmenting.
Note – this is not necessarily an against Obama/pro-Hillary.
Posted by: Oiao at June 19, 2008 2:53 PM
I don't think VS allows women to try on panties, but department stores have always allowed women to try on bras. I could be wrong matt, but I've never seen women in VS trying on panties. I'd never buy anything there if they did, and quite frankly, I'd rather get a better price at Kohl's or Target.
Posted by: HoosierArmyMom at June 19, 2008 4:39 PM
So does it mean she had her head up her ass?
Posted by: Farmer Ted at June 19, 2008 5:13 PM
That's as good an explanation for any insanity as I have heard in weeks Farmer.
Posted by: HoosierArmyMom at June 19, 2008 7:39 PM
If it goes to court, I can here her attorney now: The thong was wrong, Victoria must compensate.
Posted by: Mockinbird at June 20, 2008 8:38 AM
VH,
You are a victim. A victim of your mirror. Or maybe its your mirror that's the victim.
Posted by: Lee at June 22, 2008 12:24 PM
