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June 2, 2008
Will Moonbats Make Us Eat Bugs?
In a perfect progressive world, everything would be either forbidden or mandatory. After meat becomes illegal on the grounds that it's supposedly unhealthy and cow flatulence is a greenhouse gas, what will our Nanny State masters demand we eat instead? Here's an idea:
Some insects in their dried form are said to have twice the protein of raw meat and fish, while others are rich in unsaturated fat and contain important vitamins and minerals. Experts believe they could one day be marketed as a healthy alternative to fatty snacks. […] Earlier this year the Food and Agriculture Organisation held a conference to discuss how entomophagy — eating insects as food — could contribute to sustainable development.
Eating bugs also provides an alternative to using environmentally incorrect pesticides.
Our best hope is that some European commission discovers that insects have human rights before they start turning up on school lunch menus.
On a tip from Lyle.
Posted by Van Helsing at June 2, 2008 8:53 PM
Comments
Let's just eat the m***********s that propose this kind of bull ****. They would cease emitting carbon and would contribute to society for once in their (post) lives. Also, I'm not going to self-censor any fucking more.
Posted by: Smoke TNT at June 3, 2008 2:19 AM
Not to worry, just wash it down with rat's milk. Yummers!
Posted by: mandy at June 3, 2008 6:30 AM
I will just stick with cow,chicken,pork,fish etc.AND BEER
Posted by: joe at June 3, 2008 1:27 PM
No way I'm eating bugs in the future, I'm sticking with soylent green.
Posted by: wz at June 3, 2008 3:00 PM
