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June 29, 2008
What's in a Name?
Some say the Obamessiah has no qualifications to be President. But from the point of view of moonbats, he actually has three: 1) he is a left-wing extremist who has spent his life surrounded by fanatics who hate America and everything it stands for; 2) he's mulatto; 3) his name recalls America's two worst enemies over the last decade, Osama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein.
No, Obama's name doesn't mean he's still a Muslim. But out of all the unqualified left-wing mulattoes out there, why did liberals settle on him? Because they like his name. If this were 60 years ago, they'd fall in line behind someone named Tojo Hidler.
Don't believe me? Here's some evidence:
Barack Obama's middle name Hussein has been used in some corners as a rallying cry to cast false aspersions against him, but in a growing movement, some of his supporters are adopting his middle name as a show of solidarity with the candidate. […]
"My name is such a vanilla, white-girl American name," Ashley Holmes of Indianapolis told the [New York Times]. She said she changed her name online "to show how little meaning 'Hussein' really has."
Ashley actually shows how much meaning "Hussein" really has. She doesn't like her own name because it's American. The name Hussein appeals to her because it represents the other — i.e., the enemy. This is Obama's appeal in a nutshell.
Does anyone think he'd have gotten this far if his name were Leroy Jackson?

On tips from V the K and Wiggins.
Posted by Van Helsing at June 29, 2008 10:41 AM
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"Barack Obama’s middle name Hussein has been used in some corners as a rallying cry to cast false aspersions against him." (although it's only the far left people who keep bringing this up).
“My name is such a vanilla, white-girl American name,” Ashley Holmes of Indianapolis told the paper (a racist, and self-hating statement, Ashley). She said she changed her name online “to show how little meaning ‘Hussein’ really has.” (Well then, since words have so little meaning, why not change your name to Adolf Eichmann?)
People are changing e-mail accounts and adding Hussein as their middle names on social-networking sites like Facebook, the Times reports, to deaden the effect the name “Hussein” has on some people who see it as a negative trait. (Why not start showing lots of beheading videos too, so you can "deaden the effect" of that also? Gotta prepare people for the future, right?)
Emily Nordling of Fort Thomas, Ky., said she changed her Facebook account name to “Emily Hussein Nordling” (I suggest dropping the "Emily" and going with "Uday"). The 19-year-old said her uncle supported her move, but said her father was not happy with her decision.
“He actually thought I was going to convert to Islam,” Nordling told the paper. (RIGHT! Which is why this might be the best thing you leftist idiots could do. I suggest you also start wearing head scarves, and chanting "Death To Israel, Death To The U.S." just to show everyone how little meaning words have. That should make middle America feel comfortable with Barack Hussein Obama.)
Posted by: matt at June 29, 2008 11:26 AM
Obama doesn't have enough African blood to qualify as a mulatto. His father's bloodline is largely Arabic. In fact, if you look at his geneology (available on-line) you'll see that he doesn't have enough black blood to be an octoroon. Not that such distinctions have much meaning anyway.
The irony is that Arabs long ago settled into the Swalhili Coast where trade was so lucrative that the Sultan of Oman moved his capital to Zanzibar. Arab merchants got rich trading in cloves, mangrove, gold, ivory, and one other commodity. Can anyone tell what that other commodity might be? Anyone? Buhler?
Posted by: Basil_Riverdale at June 29, 2008 11:39 AM
Aside from blackmailing Jeri Ryan's first husband out of office and running for President, what has this man done that is noteworthy?
Posted by: James McEnanly at June 29, 2008 12:03 PM
This "reporting" from Faux News is plenty silly. What slime.
I'll bet you think the only way a woman got votes was because she had "Clit" in her name.
And that a peanut-head got to be the Republican nominiee only due to the biblical reference to the first murderer in his name. So McCain means "of first murderer"?
Did you know McCain's middle name is Sidney? Do we want a president named Sidney? Or is that even relevant?
Of course not. Plenty silly. And stupid. Next topic.
Posted by: Who's yer Army Dad? at June 29, 2008 12:18 PM
He would have indeed gotten this far if his name was Leroy Jackson; the "white-girl bimbo" constituency described in the article, as well as the rest of Obama's shallow supporters, would be behind any racist non-white candidate, no matter what his/her name might be. He is a "cool black dude", and that's all that counts to them.
Posted by: Toa at June 29, 2008 12:26 PM
"Thin" doesn't begin to describe Yomama's resume.
The only part of his resume that counts to liberals is:
I'm black.
Nothing else matters to them. Really 'deep', huh? Really, really deep.
Nitwits.
Posted by: Jimbo at June 29, 2008 1:13 PM
Looking at that photo of Obama makes me envision him going, "LLLLET'S GET READY TO RUMBLLLLLEE!"
Posted by: Adam at June 29, 2008 1:44 PM
I think one factor (unmentioned) is that Obama is the first first-string black candidate the Lefties have had that doesn't intimidate them. Jesse Jackson comes off as smarter than they are (never hard), and Al Sharpton could beat them up by six-packs.
Obama has pipe-cleaner arms and looks like Alfred E. Neuman after successful orthodontia and a tragic tanning bed accident. He is no threat physically OR intellectually to anyone, even the Twits of the Left.
Posted by: C. S. P. Schofield at June 29, 2008 2:14 PM
A message to "Who's yer Army Dad?":
"Sidney" is not a name commonly used among savages who wish to murder anything on American soil.
Hussein would fit that description, however.
Posted by: Sisyphus at June 29, 2008 3:30 PM
I hear that Who's Yer Army Dad is going to change his name to "Ku Klux Klan".
It's just a name after all, it can't hurt anyone.
Posted by: KHarn at June 29, 2008 5:00 PM
Well... we've seen a post from one of the duo... where's the other one?
Posted by: Thulsa Doom at June 29, 2008 5:03 PM
Naming every boy Mohammad is so old school... Now we'll just name every child - whether boy, girl or freak - Hussein!
Posted by: BURNING HOT at June 29, 2008 7:28 PM
Who had "Clit" in her name?
Posted by: steven at June 29, 2008 7:52 PM
Good point, Basil. The unmentioned part of slavery is that traders both black and Arab got rich from selling human flesh...but I guess only white males were guilty of anything.
As far as the white-girl bimbo constituency goes, I wouldn't have believed it except for seeing it first hand. He's "hot", they'd like to have his "little black baby" (that's a direct quote, and I kid you not), he's "luminous" (ditto)...yet when asked what he's accomplished, you get the "deer in the headlights" stare.
Posted by: matt at June 29, 2008 9:47 PM
Thank you all for your input.
You've made it clear that the Dembats will vote for someone simply because of their skin color.
I therefor am proud to announce my running mate: Condolezza Rice.
She's black AND a woman. Both sure-fire vote getters.
I'm surprised McCain didn't come up with this first.
WRITE IN QUAYLE/CONDI '08 -- EBONY AND IVORY, INNIE AND OUTIE
Posted by: Dan Quayle at June 30, 2008 1:09 PM
Right on cue... the other one!
Posted by: Thulsa Doom at June 30, 2008 1:38 PM
Thank you, Thulsa.
Yes, my timing is perfect. As is my strategy.
Thanks for your support.
WRITE IN QUAYLE/CONDI '08 -- VOTE TO WIN
Posted by: Dan Quayle at June 30, 2008 4:19 PM
Danny-boy
Call yourself "Karl Marx", it used to be a fashionable alias with your kind.
Posted by: KHarn at June 30, 2008 5:17 PM
KHarn, have you been un-banned? have you renounced racism?
Just because someone has named something does not reflect its intrinsic essence. There are decision trees which may bear fruit and from which decisions are harvested. Then again there are Christmas trees, yet does one require such a tree to produce Christmas?
The philosophers Cratalus and Plato argued whether names were random versus assigned according to their true nature.
Their argument concluded that names have evolved over time, so that now knowing the name of something no longer provides information about that thing's essence.
In our fallen state, a "cat" may as well be a "rowboat", and a "KHarn" could be called "Fashionable Alias".
Just because someone is named, say, "Marx", does not necessarily make him suitable for hosting "You Bet Your Life".
You needn't resort to personal attacks.
You now owe me TWO apologies.
WRITE IN QUAYLE/CONDI '08 -- VOTE GROUCHO GET HARPO TOO
Posted by: Dan Quayle at June 30, 2008 5:45 PM
I think one factor (unmentioned) is that Obama is the first first-string black candidate the Lefties have had that doesn't intimidate them.
Posted by: C. S. P. Schofield
I respectfully disagree, CSP. I think the is their 'boy' for exactly that reason. He will toe the socialist line and 'slave' away for them.
Posted by: Jimbo at June 30, 2008 9:43 PM
CSP - I mis-posted I meant I respectfully AGREE, not 'disagree'.
Excuse the brain fart. I had a Braaaaaaaack (excuse me) moment.
Posted by: Jimbo at June 30, 2008 9:47 PM
This chick actually has a pretty high intellect for an Obama supporter.
Posted by: Bandit at July 1, 2008 8:20 AM
Danny-boy is still retarded.
Posted by: KHarn at July 1, 2008 4:42 PM
And yes, we do have our share of moonbats in Indianapolis! There is a van at work with an Obama 08 sticker I have been dying to peel off! Saw it today and it looks like someone tried! LOL!!!
Posted by: HoosierArmyMom at July 1, 2008 7:15 PM

