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June 12, 2008

Post Turtle

If you drive along country roads, you might catch sight of a turtle balanced on top of a fence post, where it clearly didn't get on its own, where it doesn't belong, and where it has no idea what to do. You'll probably wonder what kind of jackasses put it up there. Most likely you'll want to help the poor dumb thing down.

Remind you of anyone?


On a tip from Lyle.

Posted by Van Helsing at June 12, 2008 6:06 PM


The globwarm alarmism has reached its jump the shark moment. This is it. Mark it down.

Scientists agree our entire global human civilization will completely end within 92 years if we do not take dramatic, painful, paradigm-shifting emergency action right f'ing now.

ABC slips up at the end of the article, noting that since we don't have any idea why, how, or when this would actually happen, let's go ahead and see if we can at least masturbatorially fantasize about it a bit in the meantime:

In order to avoid this chilling future, we have to first imagine it. In an unprecedented Internet event, ABC is inviting people from around the world to bring the future to life.

Posted by: mega at June 12, 2008 6:26 PM


I just watched the video clip. They are lamenting the future in which we have not solved the mythical "climate problem" (notice it's not global warming since they now know the temps are falling). In it, some really intellectual guy (I could tell by his beard and authoritative voice) says,

We're going to see more floods, more droughts, more wildfires...

More floods and more droughts??? Wow, I wonder if they can happen at the same time? Maybe a wet drought or a dry flood? Idiots.

So, in other words, it will be just like it is today, and was yesterday.

Posted by: Lyle at June 12, 2008 7:52 PM

I followed a link on Drudge that blames the deaths of the Boy Scouts on global warming - it's a site called "Progressive America" or some such crap that goes on to list every natural disaster for the last several years - and yep - every damned one is a result of 'climate change'.

Freaking dumbasses. Absolute, nonthinking, dipshits everyone.

Posted by: Jimbo at June 12, 2008 8:44 PM

Hey, they used to blame everything on George W. Bush.

So now it's BOY SCOUTS that cause global warming?

No, I don't think so.


Posted by: Dan Quayle at June 12, 2008 9:28 PM

"So now it's BOY SCOUTS that cause global warming?"
posted by the dipshit that calls itself QUAYLE '08

A worthless drunk idiot with a keyboard. Sober up, dipshit.

Posted by: Jimbo at June 12, 2008 11:00 PM

Jimbo, it's late. Time for bed. And you know our rule about using the computer behind locked doors. You're asking for a spanking.

Posted by: Jimbo's Mom at June 13, 2008 1:25 AM

Dont you just love the land of Fruits and Nuts?

Calif judge wants panel to probe his porn postings

"Kozinski, 57, is known for his intellectual rigor, writing flourishes and outlandish personality.

But the graphic material has opened questions about his fitness to serve on the high-profile obscenity case as well as the standard for what types of images are taboo, particularly on a judge's personal Web site.

The computerized cache included a picture of two nude women on all fours painted to look like cows, images of masturbation, a video of a bare-bottomed man being pursued by a sexually aroused donkey and a slide show featuring a striptease with a transsexual."

Posted by: General Jack D. Ripper at June 13, 2008 5:15 AM

Thanks General I spewed poptarts all over my computer. Now I've got to find the Dan Quayle shitwiper to clean up the mess.

Posted by: Farmer Ted at June 13, 2008 5:41 AM

Now that's one turtle I'd be happy to "put down."

Posted by: Fred Pennsylvania at June 13, 2008 9:12 AM

Fred Pennsylvania, would you please provide your contact information. We need to ask you a few questions.

Posted by: Detective Sergeant Watter Ringle at June 13, 2008 10:57 AM

Watter Ringle, did you know it is a felony to impersonate a police officer? Please provide your contact information so that it may be turned over to the appropriate authorities.

Posted by: Lyle at June 13, 2008 1:18 PM

I'm not pretending to be a police officer. I'm pretending to be an FBI agent pretending to be a police officer.

Posted by: Detective Sergeant Watter Ringle at June 13, 2008 4:13 PM

Well, in that case, they would cancel each other out...

Posted by: Lyle at June 14, 2008 8:33 AM