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June 26, 2008
Obama's True Faith: Hanumanism
At last we know the truth about the Obamessiah's religion. He's not a Muslim (anymore), certainly not a Christian, and not even a true follower of the sociopathic cult called Black Liberation Theology. Apparently BHO worships Lord Hanuman, the Hindu monkey god.
NEW DELHI: Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama can now expect help from an unexpected quarter — Lord Hanuman.
All-India Congress Committee member Brij Mohan Bhama has organised a 11-day religious ceremony at Karol Bagh here for his success in the U.S. elections.
The idea of sending an idol of Hanuman dawned on him after friends in the United States mentioned a "prominent American politician who carried a miniature Hanuman idol in his pocket for luck," Mr. Bhama said speaking on the first day of the ceremony on Tuesday. […]
"We will ensure that Mr. Obama receives the idol by August 24, a day before the Democratic National Convention in Denver, Colorado," said Mr. Bhama.
Yet Obama's supporters get bent out of shape when anyone mentions his resemblance to another famous monkey, Curious George. Good thing Obama looks more like Curious George than Hanuman:
On a tip from Burning Hot.
Posted by Van Helsing at June 26, 2008 8:24 AM
Comments
As if there weren't enough monkey comparisons to be made with BO.
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Posted by: conservativeteen at June 26, 2008 8:46 AM
I think the only thing Barack Hussein Obama worships is Barack Hussein Obama.
Posted by: V the K at June 26, 2008 9:03 AM
So - Yomama carries a monkey in his pocket...
Probably carries a banana in the other pocket (to feed the monkey). By george, this is getting curious, huh?
It also shows that while claiming to be a Christian, he actively, purposefully, and openly turns his uppity nose up at the 2nd Commandment - (just as he does the 2nd Amendment in Chicago). Speaking of "curious - I note he all the sudden seems to support guns - everywhere BUT Chicago. The guy's all smoke and mirrors. Lots and lots of mirrors (cuz he likes to look at himself).
Posted by: Jimbo at June 26, 2008 10:15 AM
Boy, he must be angry about the jihadis blowing up the monkey temple in Pakistan a few weeks ago. Maybe that's why he wants to invade.
Posted by: forest at June 26, 2008 11:05 AM
Okay, now you guys are pissinig me off. You're touching on subjects that I'm an expert on, and I'm calling you on it.
You say Obama resembles Curous George.
Utter hogwash.
Curious George has tiny ears. Obama has big flappers.
And Curious George has a round head. Obama's has a long face.
I am SO PISSED OFF.
You must be thinking about some other guy.
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Posted by: Dan Quayle at June 26, 2008 12:49 PM
I think BO looks like Apophis from Stargate.
The whole cult scene surrounding him is starting to remind me of Apophis too.
Posted by: forest at June 26, 2008 1:00 PM
Oh, Dan. I know you're not a spelling expert, but please use spell check!
Posted by: Aunt "Spelling" Bea at June 26, 2008 1:07 PM
Danny-boy said:
"Curious George has tiny ears. Obama has big flappers.
And Curious George has a round head. Obama's has a long face."
You're right, Obama actually looks like J. Fred Muggs.
I'm sure a correction will be forth coming.
Posted by: KHarn at June 26, 2008 1:26 PM
More updates from The Times of India at Obi's Sister.
Just like how Hamas and jihadi dictators believe Obama to be a genuine Muslim, the Hindu priests believe him to be a genuine worshiper of Hanuman.
Posted by: BURNING HOT at June 26, 2008 6:09 PM
