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June 18, 2008
Next on the Agenda: Animal Marriage
Now that a wacky California court has overruled the voters and declared homosexual marriage valid, moonbats can prepare the next blow against holy matrimony — and by extension, the family. Polygamy might seem like a natural choice, but liberals associate it with Mormons, who in turn are associated with conservatives. Apparently they're going with animal marriage instead.
For now the emphasis has been on marriages within a species. However, "prejudices" keep falling like dominos.
But even as moonbattery appears poised to triumph over civilization, capitalism holds sway. Pet wedding consultants are charging as much as $1,500. Beaded dog wedding gowns go for up to $10,000.
There's no guessing how much you could blow on a honeymoon at Enumclaw.
On a tip from Oiao.
Posted by Van Helsing at June 18, 2008 8:18 PM
Comments
You have GOT to be kidding me. I'm sure the PETA wacko's see this as the equivelent of the abolition of slavery.
Posted by: Scott D at June 18, 2008 8:46 PM
Will a marraige between two dogs of the same sex be recognized?
If my dog humps my leg, it's obviously (by liberals' standards) true love - can my dog marry just my leg, or does it have to marry ALL of me?
If me and my dog just live together, are we living in sin?
If my dog bites me can I divorce it for domestic violence?
Will a male human be allowed to marry his male dog, or will that just me "domestic partership"?
How does my cat figure into this?
I have a fish named Wanda... You want to go there?
I absolutely LOVE corn-on-the-cob...
Think all this is funny? Ten years ago I thought two homos getting "married" was totally ridiculous.
Posted by: Jimbo at June 18, 2008 8:50 PM
Pigs have been getting married for years.
Posted by: claw at June 18, 2008 9:26 PM
That picture is way too cute to annoy me hehe
Posted by: mandible claw at June 19, 2008 12:31 AM
Ditto. The look of apprehension on the "groom" is priceless.
Posted by: Kristy at June 19, 2008 6:05 AM
The funniest thing about that photo is that those two pooches haven't the foggiest idea of what "their people" are putting them through. The imagination does run wild, though, with their facial expressions, eh??? :D:D:D
I'm making an educated guess that those gals holding the dawgs are...uh, very "troubled" people.
Posted by: Toa at June 19, 2008 8:44 AM
