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June 18, 2008
Naked Moonbat Hijacking Family Parade
More from Oregon, which appears to be lost to the civilized world:
A woman seen frequently in Ashland riding topless on her bicycle says she plans to be in Ashland's Fourth of July parade free and independent of all clothing but a hemp G-string. The Chamber of Commerce says that's contrary to the rules for the family celebration. She says she'll sue if she can't parade as she wishes.
Like many of the moonbats infesting the Pacific Northwest, Jen Moss is a refugee from California, where she complains police harassed her for riding around on a bicycle wearing only a G-string and pasties. Her plan for the family-oriented Fourth of July event is to lead a troupe of in-line skaters "wearing only a hemp G-string and blowing a conch shell."
Moss has threatened to sic the ACLU on the town if she's not allowed to turn the parade into a pornographic freak show. City Council member Eric Navickas is already on her side, puling that it would be
an interesting commentary on our society that we're willing to tolerate dead bodies through our aggressive foreign policy from the war, but not healthy, naked bodies.
People like this are taking over our country, forcibly reducing it to an abomination unlikely to survive.
On tips from V the K and Frank W.
Posted by Van Helsing at June 18, 2008 7:21 AM
Comments
She is really getting her freak on! Looks cross-eyed like he is spaced out on quaaludes or something.
Posted by: Anonymous at June 18, 2008 8:25 AM
OK, now we're supposed to tolerate (Love, even!) her for her healthy, naked body and not for the profound and deeply nuanced intellectual prowess of her oh-so superior mind?
Riiiiiiiiight!
Consistency, yet another victim of those who eschew being "right"...only to be "left" ..... out...
Posted by: Anonymous at June 18, 2008 9:05 AM
What superior mind? LOL! This woman must have some deep-rooted psychological problems if she thinks that she has to run around naked all the time to "prove" some lame point that none of the rest of us care about. Pretty pathetic.
Posted by: Pam at June 18, 2008 9:42 AM
Check out her website...all questions about her mental state will be laid to rest. If the term "peanut gallery" was in the dictionary, her photo would be right there.
Posted by: Toa at June 18, 2008 10:31 AM
If I were a resident in that town, I think I'd scatter gravel along the parade route and hope for a face-plant. I'd think a little road-rash of the mammary glands would keep her out of circulation - and mischief - for a while.
Posted by: C. S. P. Schofield at June 18, 2008 11:01 AM
Am I the only one who finds her head to appear unusually large?
Having said that, she's kind of hot for a smelly hippie.
Posted by: Ed at June 18, 2008 11:36 AM
The left has learned it's lesson well. Keep it coming, chip away at everything, stay on message, break down EVERY boundary, spit on everything held sacred, sue if you must and NEVER EVER let up.
And Ed...I really think you need to re-evaluate what "hot" is.
Posted by: matt at June 18, 2008 11:46 AM
Somehow she reminds me of someone from Albuquerque... Don Schrader, aka "Nekkid Don". He bathes in and drinks his own urine, when he's not advocating veganism without cooking anything and gay sex.
We should get these two together....
Posted by: hiram13pm at June 18, 2008 12:18 PM
Ed, there is a good photo of her from behind.
She has a pimple on her ass bigger than her boobs.
Posted by: Anonymous at June 18, 2008 3:14 PM
Ed,
I was thinking that too, except for the hot part.
Posted by: steven at June 18, 2008 3:37 PM
