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June 24, 2008
Mark Morford: Moonbat, Bigot, Pedophile
The San Franfreakshow Comical's Mark Morford is even creepier than I knew. In addition to being a farcically slavish Obammunist and an obnoxious bigot, he dwells on the sexual corruption of children with the glee of a second-rate demon. From an old piece he did on sex ed in public schools:
Telling teens to repress their burgeoning beautiful natural chemical lustful cosmic urges that have been only recently delivered to them on the wings of salacious and well-lubed angels is like telling a fervent piano devotee that Mozart is a hack. […]
And oh my great goddess would it not just be goddamn shockingly fabulous if we could somehow be bold and different? If we could, for example and across all of America's public schools, teach the absolute opposite of abstinence? What a utopia we could envision. What a radical and gorgeous and messy and funky and delirious new world we could perhaps slowly, slyly nudge into being. Don't you think?
Which is to say, what if our schools, from kindergarten on, from our earliest textbooks and curricula and chalkboard diagrams, contained unashamed and unembarrassed and all-natural and healthily playful and (as time and age permitted) deeply informative and honest and raw and real information about human sexuality, all woven naturally into the curriculum much like math and reading and biology and revisionist world history and all those lies about World War II and Vietnam and Communism and religion? I mean, can you imagine?
And what if said information was designed to be all about natural, respectful, consensual sexuality, as honest and fleshy and complicated and potentially harmful but as ultimately gorgeous and peculiar and raw as human sexuality is so stickily wont to be?
Would that not, as I truly believe it would, be a major step toward curing many of the ailments plaguing our youth, and, by extension, our culture?
In other words, would a relaxed, sex-positive education planted like a hot seed from a very early age not affect a gradual and rather luscious sea change in the overall sexual attitudes of the culture, much the way you can slowly train the ear to hear nuances in music in or the eye to see the divine in nature the tongue to taste God in a bottle of Lagavulin 16? You're goddamn right it would.
Unsurprisingly, his cheesy, hollow god Obama also advocates sex ed starting in kindergarten.
On a tip from V the K.
Posted by Van Helsing at June 24, 2008 9:21 AM
Comments
just like you right-wing theoklansmen to assume that just because a middle-aged man wants children expressing free and open sexuality at the yngst possible age that he;s some kind of prevert
if you want to challenge me, i'll be in the bushes next to the playground handing out snickers bars
Posted by: Stupid Anonymous Troll at June 24, 2008 9:50 AM
Mark Morford is not worth the bandwidth you've already devoted to him. He thrives on the controversy he intentionally creates, like a 5 yr old crapping in the sandbox for attention. Best just to ignore him.
Posted by: Jrod at June 24, 2008 10:17 AM
Dear Mr. Morfor...excuse me, I mean Stupid Anonymous Troll...you are so stereotypically perfect, I can't believe it. In less than 100 words you slime everyone here with a personal attack (theo-klansmen).
Well, Mr. Pedo-Nazi, sex education in a perfect world with parental supervision and educators who know what they're doing could be a good thing.
Mr. Morford isn't talking "education", he's talking indoctrination and advocacy. Big difference. Aside from that, schools today are populated with some really awful teachers thanks to the Unions, so it would be a bad idea to have these ideologically-driven propaganda machines of questionable ability "teaching" our children about sex.
Oh, and one last thing. I'm surprised someone of your progressive bent would be handing out the deadly junk-food candy death bars! Wouldn't it be more appropriate to make your bait-of-choice fresh fruit or granola or organic yogurt? Watch out or Kofi Annan will have you up on charges of High Crimes Against Humanity and Nature!
Posted by: matt at June 24, 2008 10:29 AM
I'm surprised someone of your progressive bent would be handing out the deadly junk-food candy death bars!
shows what you know bush-hugger. snickers are full of nuttritious peanuts. i for one love having nuts in my mouth.
Posted by: Stupid Anonymous Troll at June 24, 2008 10:37 AM
That picture makes my skin crawl.
Can you get AIDS from a photograph?
Posted by: Jimbo at June 24, 2008 1:07 PM
Actually, he's more like a FLASHER than a pedofile. Morford wrote that piece with the intention to shock and anger people; he is, in effect, screaming "LOOK AT ME! I'M SHOCKING AND CONTROVERSIAL!! BE AFRAID, YOU STUPID CONSERVATIVES!!!"
Just point, laugh, call him "retarded" and move on.
PS Matt:
I think Stupid Anonymous Troll was joking. You fell for it. Ha ha.
Posted by: KHarn at June 24, 2008 2:01 PM
OT: I just thought this was gay: "Library" loans out people instead of books.
Posted by: V the K at June 24, 2008 2:08 PM
Well KHarn, I guess Stupid Troll needs to be a little more obvious for a cretin like me to get his witticisms.
By the way SAT, I'm not a Bush-hugger (interesting mental picture, though) and would rather not think about the nuts in your mouth (another interesting mental picture).
Posted by: matt at June 24, 2008 2:53 PM
Maybe you're right, Matt. As we've seen all too often, it's getting harder and harder to tell when someone is parodying a Liberal.
Maybe he was serious and I'M the one who the joke is on!
Posted by: KHarn at June 24, 2008 3:27 PM
I believe this is same genius that wrote a disparaging article about that family in Arkansas that has 17 kids. He called them 'asexual' amopng other things. Whatever you want to say abou them, you must admit that 'asexual' is probably incorrect. That is how perverse their sex ed is. They want all reference to marriage and children removed from it so it is only about meaningless lust. In his utopia people use each other to copulate like monkeys with no relationship beyoind the act itself.
Posted by: mandy at June 24, 2008 4:55 PM
Hell, I'd rather be a bush-hugger than a nuts-fondler like Morford any day.
Posted by: Freedom Now at June 24, 2008 5:20 PM
Morford's drivel may be intentionally provocative, but it does reflect orthodox moonbat-liberal doctrine on sex.
As C.S. Lewis pointed out (back in the 1940s, no less), if talking openly about sex fixed our problems, they would've been fixed ages ago.
It's nonsense to suggest we live in some sort of "repressed" society, just because we don't teach kindergartners about how to engage in sodomy.
Posted by: PabloD at June 24, 2008 9:14 PM
Is Morford registered yet? If not he should be or soon will be.
He would love my 3 recent articles on The Teenies of Gloucester High at http://genelalor.com/.
Posted by: Gene Lalor at June 24, 2008 9:37 PM
S.A.T. is definitely just a sarcastic chain-yanker...I thought it was a well-executed crack-up. :D:D
It wasn't easy reading those Morford exerpts (not to mention the photo)- brings to mind things like "emaciated"..."swishy"..."smelly"..."effeminite"..."creepy"...
Posted by: Toa at June 25, 2008 10:26 AM
Wow! So there's yet another LibRat from the pillow-biter capitol of the world who believes it's never too soon for a kid to lose his or her (psychological, physical) innocence?
Who'd a thunk it?!
The left's "no moral absolutes" bullshit has gotten So tired.
Posted by: Senna at June 25, 2008 11:16 AM
