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June 16, 2008
Japan Dictates Waist Size
Sumo wrestlers aside, Japanese are not known for being overweight. But unfortunately, they are developing a reputation for plunging off the deep end of moonbattery, which they have accomplished most recently by dictating a 33.5" maximum waist size for men.
In accordance with a new law, everyone between the ages of 40 and 74 is required to get an annual waist measurement. Financial penalties will be inflicted on companies and local governments whose wards don't measure up regarding the waist size targets.
Women get to have 34.5" waists. I wonder how much waist transsexuals are allowed.
On tips from Dave D and B1BBET.
Posted by Van Helsing at June 16, 2008 7:04 AM
Comments
These Japs have nothing on Orwell. In Japan its 1984.
Posted by: Anonymous at June 16, 2008 7:42 AM
Does this mean we liposuction Al Gore and process his body fat into biofuel?
Posted by: V the K at June 16, 2008 8:02 AM
Al Gore? What about Michael Moore?
Posted by: Anonymous at June 16, 2008 8:37 AM
Michael Moore? What about Rosie O'Donnall?
Posted by: wz at June 16, 2008 10:10 AM
How the hell do they manage to square this with sumo wrestling?
Posted by: Fred Pennsylvania at June 16, 2008 10:23 AM
You can tell that that guy is sucking it in.
Posted by: Kharn at June 16, 2008 6:52 PM
This is why I'm so against socialized medicine! Britain is heading in this direction as well.
Posted by: Karen at June 16, 2008 7:59 PM
You laugh now, but you know there's some moonbat on Capital Hill going "Say, that's not a bad idea..."
Posted by: Targetpractice at June 17, 2008 12:42 PM
