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June 3, 2008
Inalienable Right to Bestiality Found in Declaration of Independence
Homosexuals and transsexuals have made such impressive gains lately, some have moved on to the next phase of the plan to reduce civilization to a freak show that would shock the most depraved denizens of hell. Next up: establishing the "inalienable right" to have sex with animals:
Frank Kameny, a hero to the homosexual community who was integral in pressuring the American Psychiatric Association to reclassify same-sex activities as "normal," has written to a pro-family organization that he believes bestiality is fine, "as long as the animal doesn't mind."
According to Kameny:
Absolutely indisputably a central part of the very definition of Americanism is the guarantee, found in the Declaration of Independence, as not merely a Right, but as an Inalienable Right, of the "Pursuit of Happiness." If something which someone arbitrarily defines as a "sexual perversion" provides happiness for consenting adult participants, then its enjoyment is enshrined in basic Americanism.
Why not have sex with animals? After all, animals are people too.
Kameny's contributions to mainstreaming homosexuality have been officially consecrated by our moonbat masters. His "Gay is Good" slogan from the 1960s is enshrined as a sacred artifact at the National Museum of American History.
If Kameny lives long enough, he might move on to mainstreaming pedophilia and necrophilia. What's next after that, only moonbats could imagine.

On a tip from mega.
Posted by Van Helsing at June 3, 2008 8:36 AM
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Al Franken is on the Bestiality Band Wagon too.
http://elections.foxnews.com/2008/05/29/fellow-minnesota-dems-scrutinize-snl-comic-senate-hopeful-franken-for-sexually-explicit-playboy-article/
"In the Playboy piece, entitled “Porn-O-Rama!,” Franken envisions visiting a “Minnesota Institute of Titology.” He jokes that “since I’ve been married 23 years, I naturally chose” receiving virtual oral sex.
He also calls the Internet a “terrific learning tool,” writing that his 12-year-old son was able to use it for sixth-grade report on bestiality.
That section, in particular, drew the ire of some Minnesota lawmakers."
Posted by: General Jack D. Ripper at June 3, 2008 8:49 AM
When moonbat "educators" are handing out condoms to 11 year olds, aren't they already mainstreaming paedophilia?
Posted by: V the K at June 3, 2008 8:50 AM
I can't take these moonbatts anymore!
Posted by: Anonymous at June 3, 2008 8:56 AM
smelly hippie moonbats come up with their new global warming suggestion du jour: take shorter baths and share the filthy water.
Next up: Eat your own feces and save even more energy.
Posted by: mega at June 3, 2008 9:54 AM
Next thing you know, they'll be trying to do it with their "monkey cousins." I'm not sure, but if being gay is illegal in Islam, then Bestiality probably is too. Moonbats better hope that they don't take over.
Posted by: conservativeteen at June 3, 2008 10:08 AM
this just has to be the jump-the-shark moment for the West's cultural disintegration. When politicians are actively calling for beastiality as a lifestyle choice because it's no better or worse than gay sex, that really REALLY has to be getting close to the pendulum reversing direction, right?
Seriously, how much further can it possibly go before this self-parody of a self-parody folds back on itself and reverses course? What's next? Advocacy of children having sex with animals in airport bathrooms while getting sex change operations? There has got to be some final point that this Sodom & Gomorrah trend will reach, where it will finally end and turn around.
Posted by: mega at June 3, 2008 10:36 AM
Is it worth mentioning that The Declaration of Independence is not law, but merely a document outlying our reasons for breaking away from the British Empire? The Constitution does spell out guaranteed rights, but the right to "be happy" is not among them. Nor is the right to not be offended, but that's a different problem.
Posted by: CoderInCrisis at June 3, 2008 11:40 AM
I have a 3100 lb Holstein bull that I'd like to introduce him to.
Posted by: rosie at June 3, 2008 11:55 AM
Coder, though you are of course correct, I am pretty certain that the distinction between the Decl of Independence and the Constitution is of no interest, and way beyond the attention span, of the average moonbat.
And yes, if you took a poll to ask people whether some version of "hate crime" (or right not to be provoked or such) was in the Constitution, I bet upwards of 50-75 % would say it was. That is how mind-numbingly ignorant of history our society is at this point. That would make a very, very interesting poll indeed.
Posted by: mega at June 3, 2008 12:31 PM
Declaration of Independence, Constitution of the United States of America, the Bill of Rights: None of these is clearly understood by the average person on the street. Why not? Because the average person on the street was educated by a government that has a vested interest in the people misunderstanding these founding documents.
A wonderful example of the perpetuation of this ignorance is a YouTube interview of John Edwards. The most telling part is the "shotgun round" which begins at 4:45 in the video. So wrong is he, his answers are exactly opposite from the truth. If he says "Right" it is a privilege. If he says "Privilege" it is a right. Is this an accident? Remember, not only is a lawmaker (sworn to uphold the Constitution of the United States of America) he is also a lawyer, trained in the fine aspects of law.
BTW, one of the best kept secrets is the Preamble to the Bill of Rights (no, not the Preamble to the Constitution). The first paragraph of the preamble spells out both the purpose of the Bill of Rights as well as the general idea behind the function of the Constitution:
THE Conventions of a number of the States having at the time of their adopting the Constitution, expressed a desire, in order to prevent misconstruction or abuse of its powers, that further declaratory and restrictive clauses should be added: And as extending the ground of public confidence in the Government, will best insure the beneficent ends of its institution
How many people out there had a teacher or professor teach them about the Preamble to the Bill of Rights?
Posted by: Lyle at June 3, 2008 1:16 PM
what do moonbats do, when they're not busy re-using bathwater, having passionate encounters with animals, and turning over the country to Moslems? It's obvious! Climb around in piles of garbage looking for food.
Not a brand new story, but good coverage of it in this article.
Posted by: mega at June 3, 2008 1:49 PM
PS in the above article, one might think this is the silly moonbattery of college students.
Until one reads this: “I like getting stuff free. It’s like a treasure hunt,” says Ran Prieur, 40
It's precious.
Posted by: mega at June 3, 2008 1:52 PM
From the photo of Kameny methinks lobbying for bestiality is an attempt to get some that he isn't gonna get anyhow else..
And the notion of an animal having choice is also fairly ridiculous.
Posted by: mandible claw at June 4, 2008 12:17 AM

