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June 18, 2008

Hope and Change Come to the Sistine Chapel

The Sistine Chapel has been redone in commemoration of the Goracle's anointment of the lightworking Obamessiah:


Via America Is an Obamanation!, on a tip from Rev. Right.

Posted by Van Helsing at June 18, 2008 8:30 AM


Those crazy Japs, are replicants next? There one key question that isnt answered. Is she "fully functional"? What about the male version (Im assuming there will be one) will that one sport a huge rod?,2933,368282,00.html

"She's big-busted, petite, very friendly and she runs on batteries.

Sega, best known for its home video game consoles, has introduced a 15-inch tall robotic 'girlfriend' that kisses on command, with a target market of lonely adult men.

The robot, named "EMA," which stands for Eternal Maiden Actualization, is designed to pucker up for nearby human heads, entering "love mode" using a series of infrared sensors powered by battery.

"Strong, tough and battle-ready are some of the words often associated with robots, but we wanted to break that stereotype and provide a robot that's sweet and interactive," said Minako Sakanoue, a spokeswoman for the maker, Sega Toys to Reuters news agency.

"She's very lovable and though she's not a human, she can act like a real girlfriend."

EMA can also hand out business cards, sing and dance.

Sega is hoping to sell 10,000 robotic girlfriends in it's first year and envisions a $10-billion market for artificial intelligence in a decade.

The busty bot will be available in Japan in September for around $175."

Posted by: Anonymous at June 18, 2008 8:45 AM

Turns out the robot is only 15 inches tall. So Japanese guys are going to be making out with 15 inch dolls? Ya gotta be kidding. Its a sign of the apocalypse.

Posted by: Anonymous at June 18, 2008 8:51 AM