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June 16, 2008
Gavin Newsom Presides over Orgy of Profane Marriages
Thanks in part to the efforts of San Franfreakshow's drunken, degenerate Mayor Gavin Newsom, homosexual marriage has at least temporarily been deemed valid in the Land of Fruits and Nuts by judicial decree.
The orgy has already begun, with homosexuals pouring into the state from all over the country to participate in the official mocking of the sacrament of marriage. Newsom initiated the festivities by presiding over the grotesque parody of a wedding officially uniting a pair of shriveled, drooling, 80-something lesbians.
You would think the government would be more interested in coming up with new excuses to raise taxes than in defiling and destroying human civilization's most fundamental institution. But there's a method to the madness.
Liberals dominate the bureaucracy and may soon have complete control of the federal government. They dominate the courts. They dominate the media. They dominate education, both public and private. The only serious obstacle preventing progressives from remaking society according to their twisted visions is the family. Reducing marriage to a tasteless joke may not do as much damage to the family as welfare has done, but it's sure to take a toll.

On a tip from Wiggins.
Posted by Van Helsing at June 16, 2008 9:21 PM
Comments
California marraige IS NOT Holy Matrimony. Never will be. They can call it what ever they want - it will never be recognized by God.
Fools only fool themselves.
Posted by: Jimbo at June 16, 2008 10:12 PM
Yup good post, the only good thing about the freaks is they wont have to kill any babies
Posted by: wiz at June 16, 2008 10:39 PM
Ever notice what disdain homosexuals had for marriage...until it became an issue for them? Suddenly, all they protest about is "Gay Marriage".
The point is that most of them using the marriage mantra to further the "let's de-construct western civilization" agenda. They know darn well that if "marriage" can mean ANYthing, soon it means NOthing.
In every way, the far left is doing it's utmost to remove...brick by brick...the cornerstones of civil society. Religion? Marginalize it (that only applies to Christianity and Judaism. Islam gets a pass). Marriage? It can be to whomever (or presumably WHAT ever) you want. Good and Evil? No, better make that "shades of grey". Men and women? Don't forget you must now include Gay Lesbian Transgender Transexual.
This reminds me of the old story about a plane that's flying and losing a rivet here, a rivet there...when finally one too many is lost and it all falls apart in mid-air. Somehow I see that happening to our culture right now...no?
Posted by: matt at June 16, 2008 10:58 PM
But Britney Spears got married for one night in Las Vegas.. And.. And.. I know some rethugliKKKans who are married but they fight all the time.. It's the damn wingnuts who are making marriage meaningless!11!!!!!11!!!
/typical moonbat response
...Which doesn't take into account the fact that liberalism has already been so successful in making marriage meaningless, that homosexual marriage is simply the latest manifestation of the decline of marriage as an institution.
But hey, since it's already been rendered less meaningful, let's go ahead and make the whole thing totally irrelevant!!!
Yay for liberalism!!!11!!
Posted by: mandible claw at June 16, 2008 11:15 PM
The lady in green looks just like a Vogon from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Posted by: conservativeteen at June 16, 2008 11:24 PM
Somehow I see that happening to our culture right now...no?
NO most Americans dont know the liberal agenda, but this will wake them up
Posted by: wiz at June 16, 2008 11:34 PM
It's interesting that in 2000, gay marriage was an issue with voters. Today, no one really cares. Back when we had it made, you know- people had jobs, able to keep their homes, education and medicine was affordable, fuel was about a buck a gallon, the country was at peace and out of debt, the constitution was more than "a goddamn piece of paper", before the fall of the middle class, and the country was nowhere near as divided as it is today, things like gay marriages somewhat disturbed people. Now, with so many abject failures from our government, everyone has too much to worry about to care if a couple a faggots a few miles down the road are doing the nasty nasty.
Posted by: andy42302 at June 17, 2008 1:43 AM
Dear Van Helsing:
“The only serious obstacle preventing progressives from remaking society according to their twisted visions is the family.”
No. There are two obstacles remaining: The 2nd Amendment and the US Military. Which is why the Left hates them. When push comes to shove, the Left will have sodomites, Obama and 70 year old lesbians on its side. We will have 200 million guns and the Marine Corps. Game over.
Posted by: Mike Austin at June 17, 2008 2:06 AM
The irony of an adulterer who had an affair with the wife of one of his own aides presiding over a marriage of two man-hating lesbian separatists who have in the past denounced marriage as an atavistic relic of patriarchal oppression is illustrative of real agenda of the SSM crowd.
Posted by: V the K at June 17, 2008 3:45 AM
Britney Spears? You gotta be kidding. Britney is crazier than a shithouse rat as most inmates of Hollyweird are. That innocent girl stuff early on was all an act.
Real conservatives (maybe 25% of the population) tend to take marriage vows seriously whereas liberals with their "sexual freedom" message in the 70s resulted in a soaring divorce rate.
http://www.bsos.umd.edu/socy/vanneman/socy441/trends/divorce.html
In any event I expect the next step to be humans marrying animals with the blessing of the State. First one will likely be Human-Ape, as it will be said that they can use sign language they can consent to be married to a human.
Posted by: Anonymous at June 17, 2008 5:13 AM
This is gross - would their women parts be all dried out and smell all musty like damp basement? In fact its just as bad when 80 year old men and women get married. I mean really peoplem, if you are 80s, its simply time to sit back and wait for the grim reaper to come a knockin.
Posted by: Anonymous at June 17, 2008 7:43 AM
Actually, I see the next logical step being the recognition of polyamorous unions. I mean, if a man can marry another MAN, how can one object to him marrying BOTH of his girlfriends? If they're cool with it, what's the beef? At least they're chicks... and thus the door to imposition of sharia and the further accommodation & appeasement of Moooooslims is cracked open just a little bit more...
Posted by: hiram13pm at June 17, 2008 7:43 AM
They already allow human-animal marriages, our first lady is married to a monkey.
The downfall of society is going to be gay marriage, that's just funny.
I wish I had nothing better to do than whine about things that have absolutely no affect on me.
thanks again for the laugh
Posted by: Anonymous at June 17, 2008 8:23 AM
The downfall of society is not gay marriage, the downfall is the liberals. They are the enemy of this country, they are the terrorists. They control everything and they are taking over. They are worse then the Nazis, they are evil ghouls that deserve NOTHING from us.
You said it Mike Austin, we need to take the military. We are on the brink of war vs the heathens...God hates fags and liberals. Death is too good for them. They are destroying our country.
Posted by: Anonymous at June 17, 2008 8:41 AM
..."The downfall of society is going to be gay marriage, that's just funny.
I wish I had nothing better to do than whine about things that have absolutely no affect on me."
Anon;
You are just not wise enough to know how it will effect the future.
The male/female bond that is traditional marriage is the foundation of our very biology and culture (there are two genders for a reason).
When you gradually destroy your foundation, your damn house can't help but fall down, though it may take a while.
Devaluing marriage will not cause the culture to crash immediately, the effects will be more subtle and discrete. As our culture has been rotting for decades without us being able to point our fingers at single "hard events". Just one cut at a time. Or...
"All-in-all it's just another brick FROM the wall."
Posted by: on-the-rocks at June 17, 2008 9:41 AM
Hey, andy42302...we get it. Clinton left us with the greatest situation in the world. Well, I got news for you, it wasn't a Republican administration that set things reeling, it was a bunch of Moslems and four airplanes.
Even after that, we have (GASP) 5 percent unemployment, 6 percent mortgage rates, single digit inflation (still almost nominal) and the biggest talent pool of creative people on earth. I know it just rips you libs to shreds, but it's true. PLEASE STOP with the "world is ending" mantra. This isn't the Daily Kos. We know better here and can't be hypnotized.
It is the dis-assembly of our culture (and borders and language) that are undermining the country.
Posted by: matt at June 17, 2008 11:05 AM
Given that gay people now have all the same rights as anyone else, this should effectively end the 'gay rights' movement in CA right?
Posted by: Smoke TNT at June 17, 2008 11:08 AM
Well Smoke, as I'm sure you know, the answer is NO...because...BIG NEWS FLASH...they HAD the same rights as anyone else. The problem is they need SPECIAL RIGHTS. If you hit me, it's a crime. If you hit them, it's a HATE crime. Because they're special.
Another...BIG NEWS FLASH...to the gay community: marriage is a privilege, not a right (in terms of governmental approval). But of course, that doesn't apply to them. Because they're special.
Posted by: matt at June 17, 2008 11:20 AM
It's not so much a desire to make marriage meaningless as one to find a new way to suck the marrow out of the government. The bitching about equality usually stops as soon as you bring up the idea of "civil unions." Why? Because, they argue, a civil union doesn't entitle you to the various and sundry benefits from both the state and federal governments that are given to married couples. Thus it's not "equal" to marriage.
Supposing this remains the law in CA, the next step will be to start demanding any companies still stupid enough to do business in the state to "get with the program." These couples will now go their employer, marriage license in hand, and demand they get all the same perks and benefits that heterosexual couples do. The first company that balks will be dragged into the court of public opinion, publicly flogged for not being "sensitive" or embracing "diversity," and then punished by legislative decree as a warning to any other company that would consider standing on principles.
What I'm waiting for now is when somebody decides to demand that the "right" to marry be expanded to include polygamy. Watching the same people right now screaming that gay couples have the "right" to be married turning around and screaming that it's wrong that people should be able to have more than one husband or more than one wife.
Posted by: Targetpractice at June 17, 2008 12:37 PM
The only serious obstacle preventing progressives from remaking society according to their twisted visions is THE CHURCH.
Posted by: anon at June 17, 2008 1:49 PM
If the blind were to demand the right to drive or to pilot airplanes; would we have any legal basis to say no? Discrimination is bad; mmmm-kay?
Posted by: Anonymous at June 17, 2008 2:31 PM
Sorry to be the dissenter, but this is simply one more way that Conservatives have become Statists like the Progressives. Who gives a shit what 2 (or more) people do if they are not treading upon your rights? Truthfully. Its NONE of YOUR BUSINESS. You don't approve of their lifestyle for whatever reason. You have a right to your opinion. You DO NOT have a right to not be offended. Guess what, we live in a Republic which means the rights of the minority are not trumped by those of the majority.
This all boils down to money. Specifically taxation and inheritance/death benefits. Why the hell are Conservatives worrying about this? It does NOT affect them in the slightest.
Posted by: Brooklyn Red Leg at June 17, 2008 2:44 PM
We have a right to be offended, as sure and certain as we have a right to dissent. Feminists are offended by...well, name it. Minorities by stereotypes. Gays are offended by others being offended. Others who can't seem to understand that in your face stridency and getting a compliant judge to overthrow the rule of law is the way to be loved.
Does a majority have any rights a black robe is bound to respect?
Posted by: comet at June 17, 2008 3:38 PM
We have a right to be offended
No you don't cause your rights end where my elbow begins. Not to the point where you get the government to be a bludgeon to be wielded against others. Thats called Statism and its whats been killing us for more than 100 years now.
Feminists are offended by...well, name it. Minorities by stereotypes. Gays are offended by others being offended.
Which is part of the problem! We're no longer a country but a bunch of f*cking nosey-assed crybabies who run to the Government to fix some percieved slight against us. Stop being a part of the problem. Stop being a g*ddamn Nanny State supporter.
Does a majority have any rights a black robe is bound to respect?
What the f*ck? Are you kidding me? Do you WANT to live in a Mobocracy? Majority rights? Thats such utter horsesh*t it isn't even funny. Where are YOUR rights being trampled by allowing 2 (or more) consenting adults get married? Get your head out of your ass and grow up! Majority rights my ass. You're falling down that slippery slope that will end up having the Bill of Rights be shredded because 'the majority needs rights'.
Posted by: Brooklyn Red Leg at June 17, 2008 4:43 PM
When it causes scandal and will effect my family, it damn well is my business. Clamsmackers and buttrammers have NO RIGHTS to what belongs to man and woman alone. Their acts are abominable and vile. They are deadly acts.
Marriage is for the purpose of PROCREATION. What part of that do you not get? And no. queers do not get to fuck up little kids heads by being their disgusting perverse mommy/daddy figures.
Brooklyn, you will be late for your anger management course. Grab your box of Trojans and beat it.
Posted by: Denise at June 17, 2008 4:59 PM
I'm personally opposed to gay marriage, but if it were enacted by a vote of the people, I'd be willing to live with it.
What I am against is a handful of judges forcing it on the public. It's not majoritarian rule I fear, it's minoritarisn.
When a panel of unelected, unaccountable judges can re-write laws at a whim, how is that any different than a dictatorship? (That's not quite the case in California, but it's close enough.)
Fortunately, the people of California will get a chance to vote on this. (Not every one in every state is so lucky.)
Posted by: V the K at June 17, 2008 5:22 PM
When it causes scandal and will effect my family, it damn well is my business.
What the f*ck is that supposed to mean?
Clamsmackers and buttrammers have NO RIGHTS to what belongs to man and woman alone. Their acts are abominable and vile. They are deadly acts.
Well why not get it over with and just gas them all? Machine-gun them. F*cking off them if they are not born with inalienable rights. But don't be surprised when they haul your ass off next to be put up against a wall and shot when it happens. Majority rule is called MOBOCRACY.
Marriage is for the purpose of PROCREATION. What part of that do you not get?
No it is not you dolt. Procreation has been a part of the hominid experience on this planet for millions of years before the first marriage. Not everyone shares your beliefs and YOU have NO RIGHT to impose something like that ON THEM.
And no. queers do not get to fuck up little kids heads by being their disgusting perverse mommy/daddy figures.
Nice try as thats a separate issue. Take your red herring and cram it.
Brooklyn, you will be late for your anger management course.
At least I'm not a godd*mned Socialist in Conservative Clothing. Get this through your thick skull you moron. YOU are part of the problem. You don't like how others live (which has NO AFFECT ON YOU) and so you wanna run to the Government and get them to stop. YOU ARE THE COG IN THE MACHINE. YOU ARE A SHEEP. At least my eyes are not on the side of my f*cking head like you and the rest of the prey animals.
You are no different than the godd*mn Neo-Luddite fucktards that are running our country into the ground by having the Government stop us from drilling for oil or building new nuclear reactors. You are no different that the two slimebags running for President as YOU will do anything to not be bothered by anyone you consider untermensch.
You are the one who doesn't believe in Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness or that All Men are Created Equal.
Posted by: Brooklyn Red Leg at June 17, 2008 6:00 PM
Just don't anyone think that the gay agenda ends with gay marriage.
Oh no.
They want to remake our entire society. They want to force everyone to approve of their lifestyle.
They'll employ a variety of means to achieve this objective. First is to get gay marriage on the lawbooks. Then they'll go into churches and demand that pastors marry them. If the pastor refuses, they'll file suit to have the church's tax exempt status removed.
Any pastor who even speaks out, even in the mildest manner, against gay marriage or the gay lifestyle will also see their church's tax exempt status revoked.
Or worse.
Gays and their enablers wil also work to pass "hate speech" statutes. Anyone who says anything against gay marriage, or the gay lifestyle in general will be arrested and sent to jail.
You doubt me on this last point? Similar things have already happened...the last time a "progressive" was in the White House. His name was Woodrow Wilson. Check it all out in Jonah Goldberg's "Liberal Fascism".
Now have a nice day!
Posted by: Tom the Redhunter at June 17, 2008 6:29 PM
If one can say, "gay marriage doesn't affect you, so don't oppose it," could not one also say that Jessie MacBeth pretending to be a decorated soldier didn't take anything away from real soldiers, and he should have been allowed to continue pretending to be a soldier? I mean, he wasn't taking any real valor from anyone who served honorably, was he?
Posted by: V the K at June 17, 2008 6:46 PM
They want to remake our entire society. They want to force everyone to approve of their lifestyle.
::sigh::
You still don't get it. YOU ARE DOING AS MUCH DAMAGE TO OUR LIBERTY AS THOSE WHO WANT 'SPECIAL RIGHTS' INSTEAD OF EQUAL RIGHTS!
They'll employ a variety of means to achieve this objective. First is to get gay marriage on the lawbooks. Then they'll go into churches and demand that pastors marry them. If the pastor refuses, they'll file suit to have the church's tax exempt status removed.
Which is what this whole argument boils down to: Taxation! Instead of telling the Federal government where it can cram its lousy tax code, we're going to instead engage in 'Some people are more equal than others' bullshit! By employing the same godd*mn tactics as the Statist assholes that have foisted this problem upon us YOU are making the situation worse!
Mind you own godd*mn affairs and let other people mind theirs! None of this affects your Life, Liberty or the Pursuit of Happiness nor any of your inalienable rights! Instead you're engaging in denying other people THEIR inalienable rights because you don't approve of their lifestyle.
What's next, deny fat people their rights because you don't like they eat too much? Are left-handed people next because their disgusting way they write offends your sensibilities?
You doubt me on this last point? Similar things have already happened...the last time a "progressive" was in the White House. His name was Woodrow Wilson.
Yes and modern Conservatives have forgotten that lesson when they started minding other people's business. I might remind you it was good 'God Fearing' Christian Socialists that gave us the insanity of Prohibition 'for the good of society'. Hypocrisy should be decried no matter the source!
Posted by: Brooklyn Red Leg at June 17, 2008 7:58 PM
Does anyone remember what year the terms Fag and Dyke became un-PC?
Serious question. These were prould terms used by the homo community for pride, unity and branding for the homo cause, until they realized that they could win more political points by making it bad to call them that.
What year?
Posted by: Oiao at June 17, 2008 11:25 PM
Most conservatives do believe in live and let live, and could care less what homosexuals do in the privacy of their bedrooms. It's the wholesale re-ordering of society away from traditional values that work toward San Francisco values that don't that we object to.
Posted by: V the K at June 18, 2008 3:34 AM
It's the wholesale re-ordering of society away from traditional values that work toward San Francisco values
But this has absolutely nothing to do with reordering society. Its about a government approved contract between 2 or more consenting adults. Marriage is a SECULAR institution now, not a religious one. You HAVE to have the Government's ok to get married else your marriage is not considered binding in a court of law.
Personally, I could give a rat's ass whether people in a religious ceremony saw vows, break ceramic, jump over a broomstick or howl at the f*cking moon. There are 2 solutions: remove Governmental sanction of marriage or else extend the protection of contractual agreements to everyone (as in humans, not vegetal or lower animal lifeforms).
You can bet your ass if there were still Neanderthals living in our world there would be some f*cknut somewhere that would oppose the marriage of a Homo Sapien Sapien to a Homo Neandertalis because we're different types of hominids.
Posted by: Brooklyn Red Leg at June 18, 2008 7:24 AM
It has everything to do with re-ordering society. Marriage is valued because it creates the best possible environment for raising children. Instead, it's become a pinata of social benefits. If it was about commitment and monogamy, most gays wouldn't want to have anything to do with it.
And I blame straights for that. No-fault divorce and serial marriage cheapened the commitment of marriage, making it more desirable for gays. Straights began pushing the destruction of this vital institution, gays just jumped on the bandwagon.
Also, those 'contracts' already existed in California giving same-sex couples the identical benefits as marriage couples. But that wasn't enough. They had to have the word. That tells me that this agenda is more about being "in your face" and shocking the normals than it is about equal treatment under the law.
Posted by: V the K at June 18, 2008 7:45 AM
Brooklyn;
The judges OVER-RULED the votes of the people of California, doesn't that mean anything to you? to the rest of us that means those in power don't give a rat's ass WHAT we want, just like what the Liberal/Socialist ("democrat") party did to us voters in Florida and Michigan.
And don't try to tell me that they were right to disalow our votes because we moved the primaries ahead; the last time I checked, the STATE GOVERNMENTS run things, not some idiot political party! (You know, like in a COMMUNIST country)
Posted by: KHarn at June 18, 2008 4:06 PM
The judges OVER-RULED the votes of the people of California, doesn't that mean anything to you?
NO, G*DDAMN YOU IT DOESN'T! I WANT THOSE SAME JUDGES TO PROTECT MY RIGHT TO SELF-DEFENSE WHEN THE VOTERS VOTE TO ENACT GUN CONTROL! DON'T YOU F*CKING GET IT AT THE TYRANNY OF THE MAJORITY IS WHAT WE HAVE TO FEAR?
to the rest of us that means those in power don't give a rat's ass WHAT we want, just like what the Liberal/Socialist ("democrat") party did to us voters in Florida and Michigan.
I don't give a flying f*ck about what the Majority of Voters want when it affects my (or someone else's) personal Liberty. You are still not getting it that your point of view is that of the Socialists! YOU are the Statist on this issue.
Two (or more) consenting adults getting married does NOT affect your Liberty. But when YOU deny them that it affects THEIR LIBERTY!
And don't try to tell me that they were right to disalow our votes because we moved the primaries ahead; the last time I checked, the STATE GOVERNMENTS run things, not some idiot political party! (You know, like in a COMMUNIST country)
I have nothing but contempt for the Democratic Party. Nice try.
Posted by: Brooklyn Red Leg at June 18, 2008 4:27 PM
Maybe we can Outlaw marraige between to non-christians as well, since they arent getting married in a way approved by "god". Marriage is a Legal/Civil/Monatary Insitution today, it gives Tax breaks and legal rights between 2 adults. even if your "Married" in a church by a Minister you still have to file the Legal paperwork and get it apporved by the state. so extending the same Legal rights to 2 men or 2 women who want to get married is a problem... whats next you guys want to out law Interracial Marriage too? since your "god" dosent like "Mixed race" Marriage?
Posted by: Anonymous at June 18, 2008 4:40 PM

