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June 12, 2008
Dead Rise to Register as Democrats
Maybe there's some truth to that voodoo stuff. Dead Democrats are rising from the dead to vote in Louisiana:
Secretary of State Jay Dardenne said Tuesday he will meet today with a Democrat-affiliated group responsible for a voter registration effort that is inundating East Baton Rouge and other parish registrars with bogus and incomplete applications. […]
Two cards received in Caddo Parish had George W. Bush as the voter applicant with a 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. address in Shreveport, Dardenne said. Other cards have been filed for prisoners who cannot vote and dead people.
Strange that the Louisiana versions of George W. Bush were registered by Democrats.
Senator Mary Landrieu (D-LA) voted against preventing voter fraud by requiring photo ID to vote. She probably wouldn't ask voters to bring their death certificates, either.

On a tip from John R.
Posted by Van Helsing at June 12, 2008 9:24 AM
Comments
Democrats
Everywhere
Are
Dopes
Posted by: Anonymous at June 12, 2008 9:48 AM
Osama doth protest too much!
Heres some laughs...
http://my.barackobama.com/page/content/fightthesmearshome/
Posted by: Anonymous at June 12, 2008 9:59 AM
LOOK! Its the VERMIT & KHAN! THose QUEERS look like they were sodomised via brute force by VAN HELSING. Keep it up QUEERS, your day will come, when all you QUEERS, CRAKERS, REDNECKS, SODOMITES, PASTY GRINGOS, and SEMINOLE TURDS will be rounded up and confined to your natural habitat, a nice white trash trailer park somwhere in the deep south. You'll feel right at home.
VIVA VILLA & OBAMA!! OBAMA 08!! VIVA AZTLAN!!
VILLA RIDES !!AGAIN VH!! AGAIN !! HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES!???
Posted by: mr PANCHO VILLA at June 12, 2008 10:51 AM
In other news from Airstrip One, prominent Conservative MP and Shadow Home Secretary David Davis has resigned his seat to fight it again in protest at the deplorable collapse in British civil liberties, triggered by the unprecedented in the western world further destruction of Habeas Corpus by extending detention to 42 days. A principled man who is determined it seems not to let the terrorists make us, or rather let the moonbats in power, destroy our own societies. He deserves every support.
Posted by: Ian from the EUSSR at June 12, 2008 11:04 AM
I've been to Caddo Parish - Caddo Lake has some awesome bass fishing... and big alligators... I wouln't go without a guide, you can get lost - particularly on the Texas end of the lake in the cypress swamps.
There's a bunch of folks in that part of the country that love their welfare and wouldn't think twice about voting twice to keep it. It buys them spices for their crawdads and catfish.
Posted by: Jimbo at June 12, 2008 11:49 AM
Posted by: V the K at June 12, 2008 12:13 PM
Anything to win (by hook or crook, as the saying goes). The dead; the never-even-existed; the felons; the illegal aliens (no, they're not "guest workers"), etc., etc.
When you have no ideas (other than pure Marxism/Communism), you've got to cheat, since no one in their right mind would ever vote for you. Of course, if you're a Republican and your only ideas come from the Moonbat left, after "reaching across that aisle," then nobody's gonna vote for you, either!
McCain -- Obama -- even Hillary (still possible, if they deadlock at the convention, or should the Dhimmis finally realize, in a moment of stunning clarity, that the Obamination is simply unelectable, no matter how much they lie, cheat and steal): makes no difference. To quote The Great One, we're in for four years of darkness (deep, Mammoth Cave-type darkness; bring your flashlight, and lots of batteries - before they ban those forever).
Posted by: jc14 at June 12, 2008 12:15 PM
Wonder if this is the same "Radical Islamic Group" mentioned on LGF? If you register the dead, do they have to give the virgins back?
Posted by: bah_humbug at June 12, 2008 1:14 PM
Obama has caused the dead to live again! Hallelujah! It's a miracale brothers and sisters!
No comments nessisary for mr PANCHO VILLA's post, it speaks for itself.
Posted by: KHarn at June 12, 2008 1:52 PM
Shout back to Oiao...
When I look out my office window I see the rim of Punchbowl.
Prayers and thoughts will be forthcoming.
God bless,
Posted by: Jimbo at June 12, 2008 2:06 PM
Didn't that Pancho troll get banned before?
Posted by: Thulsa Doom at June 12, 2008 2:18 PM
He probably faked his url. You know how they are, after all...
Actually, seeing that little troll sneak back in here, in the comments for *this* particular post, under a different name even, well... that's awfully ironic, no?
Posted by: hiram13pm at June 12, 2008 2:28 PM
Hey, no kidding... I didn't even think of it that way...
Posted by: Thulsa Doom at June 12, 2008 5:12 PM
You jerkoffs are wasting my time.
Come up with a positive suggestion or shut up.
Repent!
Posted by: Jesus H. Christ at June 13, 2008 1:34 AM
Say no to discrimination against the dead !!! Theyre people too!
Posted by: Anonymous at June 13, 2008 4:35 AM
Heres my proposal to settle this issue. If someone leaves their vote in their Will then the vote should count!
For instance you could say:
"All my votes in all elections after my death should be for the X Party candidates. Or if Person X ran for office then they would get my vote"
Posted by: Anonymous at June 13, 2008 4:37 AM
How about "I leave all my future votes to my CAT".
Posted by: KHarn at June 13, 2008 4:06 PM
bah_humbug, the answer to your question is "yes". I was the one who hat/tipped LGF, along with a couple of other bloggers, to the group.
LGF was the only blogger than did not hat tip me for the tip or mention that he got the info from a reader.
Posted by: retire05 at June 14, 2008 6:32 AM

