« Obamaniacs Fret about the Jewish Lobby | Main | Jesse Jackson Jr. Calls for New Chapter to the Bible in Honor of Obama »
June 9, 2008
Bureauweenies Act to Protect Crabs from Stress
In accordance with their philosophy of letting no activity go unregulated, British bureauweenies have wasted £200 on leaflets instructing kids on how crabbing must be performed.
The authorities have determined the maximum number of crabs that can be put in a bucket, how often the water in the bucket must be changed, where the bucket must be placed, et cetera. The 10,000 leaflets were printed after pointy-headed experts at Cambridge University declared that being overcrowded in buckets could cause crabs stress.
Excessive regulation causes stress too, but it remains the one thing bureauweenies can be counted on not to prohibit.
On a tip from Lyle.
Posted by Van Helsing at June 9, 2008 1:38 PM
Comments
The reason silly liberals are so worried about crabs is cuz they all have them.
:-)
They should declare their pubic areas "wildlife refuges".
:-)
Posted by: Jimbo at June 9, 2008 1:52 PM
Why don't they just ban it and get it over with. And get those kids into some kind of compulsory reeducation camp so they learn to stop picking on crabs and stuff. Call it "The Young Green Pioneers" or "The Gaia Youth".
Posted by: forest at June 9, 2008 2:29 PM
Don't forget the Bay Seasoning!
Posted by: Oiao at June 9, 2008 2:33 PM
Why no peench?
Posted by: matt at June 9, 2008 6:47 PM
Yemen: Over half of married women under 15
http://www.adnkronos.com/AKI/English/CultureAndMedia/?id=1.0.2237886194
"Hummad was referring to the case of 'Noujoud', the first eight-year-old child to obtained a divorce from her husband who is in his early 30s, through a court in Sanaa."
Posted by: Smoke TNT at June 9, 2008 7:53 PM
It's seems that it's the government's job to take the fun out of living.
Posted by: Smoke TNT at June 9, 2008 8:32 PM
Being yanked out of your home causes stress.
Being put in a crowded bucket causes stress.
All that is true.
Being boiled alive causes stress unto death.
There is no stress to the dead crab from what follows. YUMM!
People
Eating
Tasty
Animals
Posted by: Robohobo at June 9, 2008 10:07 PM
Speaking of PETA
But who would have thought that some so-called animal rights groups would end up promoting animal cruelty?
When animal rights go wrong
Posted by: Oiao at June 9, 2008 10:39 PM
Lefties apparently think The Little Mermaid was a documentary and that crustaceans really do spend their time underwater playing calypso music and hanging out with SpongeBob Squarepants.
Posted by: V the K at June 10, 2008 4:34 AM
