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June 9, 2008
Bureauweenies Act to Protect Crabs from Stress
Posted by Dave Blount at June 9, 2008 1:38 PM
In accordance with their philosophy of letting no activity go unregulated, British bureauweenies have wasted £200 on leaflets instructing kids on how crabbing must be performed.
The authorities have determined the maximum number of crabs that can be put in a bucket, how often the water in the bucket must be changed, where the bucket must be placed, et cetera. The 10,000 leaflets were printed after pointy-headed experts at Cambridge University declared that being overcrowded in buckets could cause crabs stress.
Excessive regulation causes stress too, but it remains the one thing bureauweenies can be counted on not to prohibit.
Crabs have feelings too — otherwise, they wouldn't be so crabby.
On a tip from Lyle.
