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May 19, 2008

Vegetarians Take to the Streets for "Poop Chute" Protection

Why should militant homosexuals have all the fun when it comes to extravagant public self-riducule? Yesterday the first Veggie Pride Parade hit New York City:

"We're putting the meat business on notice," said parade organizer Pamela Rice. "We're watching them now."
She was one of several hundred vegetarian and vegan activists who assembled on a plaza down the street from the Hog Pit BBQ restaurant for a march to Washington Square Park to promote the environmental, ethical and health advantages of a meat-free diet.
After the walking carrot and pea pod at the front of the procession came a couple in banana costumes, holding hands as they marched, and then a man in a "Super Vegan" costume with a blazing "V" on his chest and a woman waving a hot pink tinfoil pig with a plaintive sign reading, "Save me."
Bringing up the rear of the march were the ecofarmers with a long tube of pink netting representing a meat-eater's colon. It had signs pointing to "butt cancer," "polyps" and a large plastic "colostomy bag" filled with plastic poop.
"Protect your poop chute," said Jenny Brown of the Woodstock Farm Animal Sanctuary as marchers handed pamphlets to the Sunday brunchers at sidewalk cafes.

If anywhere needs poop chute protection almost as much as San Francisco, it's NYC.

Vegetarians on the march in Manhattan.

On a tip from Oiao.

Posted by Van Helsing at May 19, 2008 8:30 AM


I gotta say it:Visualise whirled peas.

Posted by: Mockinbird at May 19, 2008 8:35 AM

A nice counter-demonstration would have been people in deer suits mauling everyone.

Posted by: the Rising Jurist at May 19, 2008 8:55 AM

Vegetarians are not healthy. I never saw such pasty-faced, sickly looking people in my life. Their entire outlook on life is as sick as their diets.

St. Paul's vision said "kill and" eat. Jesus ate meat and fish and bread. Drank wine too. GASP. The Lord God Jesus Christ was not a vegetarian. The human body was made to consume meat as part of it's diet. Time to feed it and stop worshipping it.

How they hate killing animals but have no problem killing a human being by their contracepting and other forms of abortion.

These nutbars better hope the loonies in the UK don't hear about their waged war against plantlife.

Posted by: rosie at May 19, 2008 9:02 AM

oiao, you queer is that the vermit besides?? i bet he is, freaking super queers..LMAO...

Posted by: pancho villa at May 19, 2008 9:33 AM

The number one method used by cults to brainwash people is to cut off protein and feed them fruits, grains and vegatables... period. Over time the indivuals lose their ability to think for themselves. Restore protein to their diet and they come out of it within 2 or 3 days. Vegen's kill off thier ability to think and reason! I still believe in the "balanced diet".

I also think that if we got back to letting real farmers and ranchers raise our cattle and pigs, we would not only have better quality, but the drugs the corporate people use and the methods are what's making people sick from red meat. I remember when I was a kid, my Dad's friend let us have beef raised by his son's for 4H, and it was wonderful and never made anyone sick. Now, I can only have red meat maybe once or twice a week. There is a difference. The last time I had a really wonderful fillet mingeon from Texas Roadhouse, I loved every minute of it, but paid by feeling really bad for 3 days after. Kinda like a hangover.

Posted by: HoosierArmyMom at May 19, 2008 10:17 AM

Filet Mingion... not mingeon... typoing away today!!!!

Posted by: HoosierArmyMom at May 19, 2008 10:20 AM

Its Fillet Mignon - easiest way to remember how its spelled is say (mentally) MIG-NON.


Posted by: Anonymous at May 19, 2008 10:45 AM

interesting... i am paying for the great time i had over the weekend with my bottle of 1800 Cuervo Especial.

Hoosie,I see your point..
"number one method used by cults to brainwash people is to cut off protein and feed them fruits, grains and vegatables" this would explain why the vermit or as he calls himslef now hiram or something..and his clan of queers think its ok to parade the avenues.. with their so called queer pride..???? go figure...

VOTE OBAMA 08!! hoosie... and support AZTLAN !!

Posted by: pancho villa at May 19, 2008 10:54 AM

No, I am not the same person as Refuter. I do, however, echo his sentiments.

See [Refuter of Liberal Vermin] bitch slap the semi-literate bag of toilet slime numb-duh-gourd [aka pancho villa, above} here:

Posted by: hiram13pm at May 19, 2008 11:34 AM

hiram, vermit, or what ever queer name you prefer.. you are one in the same... cross-dressing, thong-wearing, pasty gringo, RAVID QUEER.

Posted by: pancho villa at May 19, 2008 12:09 PM

Another missed opportunity! Somebody should have been at the end of the parade route with a giant kettle of boiling water! FREE VEGETABLE SOUP FOR ALL!!!

Posted by: Mister Prickly at May 19, 2008 12:16 PM

Ruth's Chris for me tonight.

Posted by: Jimbo at May 19, 2008 12:49 PM

Psychotic retard can't even keep the individuals whom it's desperately trying to insult straight:

Posted by: Refuter Of Liberal Vermin at May 19, 2008 2:07 PM

Oy, Villa! What is queer in machismo culture; not being able to get it up the fifth time?

Posted by: Anonymous at May 19, 2008 2:34 PM

LMAO...vermit you stalking ravid queer, where is the rest of your clan????????? no matter. I bet you crave for tube steak everynight.

analymous.... FYI.. i wouldn't know... soy amante.. no peleador.

VIVA OBAMA 08!! VIVA AZTLAN !! Sorry vermit.. NO Qs' allowwed...

Posted by: pancho villa at May 19, 2008 2:49 PM

It really bothers the babbling moonbat when I post this:

Posted by: Refuter Of Liberal Vermin at May 19, 2008 2:57 PM

Ugh. Obnoxious, pretentious vegans have always been trying to cram their views down the throats of everyone around them. I had to deal with enough of that crap in college.
If I was there, I'd be waiting at the end of the march, sitting comfortably eating a big, juicy all- beef cheeseburger with a big smile on my face. Then, I'd watch as the dirty, smelly hippies go mental at the sight of it.
Rosie, good point. The vegetarians and especially vegans I've known have almost all looked really scrawny and unhealthy. They try to make up for this by pretending in their deluded minds that anyone who eats meat or dairy is automatically a gross, obese slob.
HoosierArmyMom, that does make sense. I remember a really funny episode of 'King of the Hill,' where Luanne joins a sorority that is actually a cult. In the end, Hank and his buds save her and the other girls in the cult by grilling up a ton of meat that they had with them. The smell of the meat cooking was enough to pretty quickly break the spell the cult put on them, and tasting the cooked meat completely restored them to normal.

Posted by: Adam at May 19, 2008 3:08 PM

I suggests a new term for rabid-vegan leftists... how about "Meatbats" as a new subspecies of 'macroglossius lunarius commonus' (aka "Common Moonbat'). As the sight of meat drives them into a frothing moonbat frenzy, I find it an apt nomenclature.

Really, y'all gotta see this if you haven't yet...

"Dances with Moonbats", part one. It really does read better if you imagine it in Steve Erwin's Australian drawl...

Posted by: hiram13pm at May 19, 2008 4:28 PM

Most of the Vegans I know sneak Burgers and animal fat cooked Fries when the significant other is not looking. Then they worry about being found out.

I guess they are such MoonBats that Vegans could not find partners or have sexual relations without pretending to be true....

As for the Children of Vegan, I pitty them being raised on a protien lacking diet. Just puts them at a total dissavantage to the children we raise.....

The MoonBat Vegan Parents I know in San FranFreakShow won't let thier kids play football or baseball because of the animal hide used for equipment.... So sad that Vegans are the weaker of our members of society.

And they worship Osama Obama and The ALGORICALE, even though both eat meat....... go figure.

Liberalism and MoonBattery is caused by mental health issues.....or as Ann Coulter would say...

Posted by: Oiao at May 19, 2008 5:26 PM

One more thought about Male Homosexual Vegans marching in this parade. If they were so worried about issues with thier colons, well, they might try a different lifestyle.....

Posted by: Oiao at May 19, 2008 5:29 PM

I just bought a new charcoal grill so it will be thick, charbroiled burgers and homemade potato salad this Memorial Day!!!! (I got tired of the "gas grill" and pitched it in the trash. Ya can't beat the charcoal and add some hickory or apple wood chips... yummy! LOL!!! Can't wait till sweet corn is in season!

Posted by: HoosierArmyMom at May 21, 2008 8:03 AM

hoosie, am i invited ??? i promise to be cool...hell, i 'll even buy the tri tip..

deal ??? it will give us a chance to

Posted by: pancho villa at May 21, 2008 8:52 AM

Posted by: Refuter Of Liberal Vermin at May 21, 2008 10:44 AM

LOL the amount of spitting hatred in defense of a mainly meat diet that always occurs with this subject is hilarious in its absurdity. Being vegetarian myself, I've seen it all before mind you. "Oh they're all pale sickly scrawny foggy minded extremists. I know one". Everybody seems to know 'one' that fits the stereotype, don't they.

No,we're not actually. You probably interact with 100s of vegetarians each day and don't even know it. On several occasions I've had people say - "Oh, I didn't know you were a vegetarian" (in surprise). Why should they? Did they expect me to be a pale sickly scrawny foggy minded animal rights extremist? Didn't fit the stereotype did I.

Not sorry to dissapoint them. Good muscle mass, great stamina in manual work, not sick once in the last few years. Doesn't quite match the stereotype of vegetarians as frail wishy washy lethargic easily limp wristed pansys or animal rights extremists screaming into microphones does it.

Personally, I don't give two hoots what you eat and if you want to eat meat then good luck to you. I fully acknowledge the uses of meat and also that certain areas of the world have no choice but to eat a mainly meat or fish diet. You won't get condemnation from me. Just a personal choice.

Contrary to popular belief, Protein is 'not' the centre of the world and we don't need anywhere near as much as propaganda implys, even though a proper vegetarian is often equal in protein levels with meat/dairy sources (didn't expect that did you). Vegetarian or Vegan kids at an educational 'disadvantage'? Retarded somehow? No, that isn't the case and you know it. Lots of professional people and celebritys in your nations are vegetarians or vegans, but you can't spot them as they don't fit your stereotypes. Research it properly one day while munching chicken wings.

Posted by: Andy at May 23, 2008 3:56 PM