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May 15, 2008

Ruben Navarette Explains Why You're a Racist if You Don't Vote for Obama

While confirming that we are politically obligated to vote for Barack Obama because he is a mulatto, moonbat columnist Ruben Navarette Jr. helpfully explains why it isn't racism that virtually all blacks vote for the absurdly under-qualified black guy, but it is racism if most white people don't:

The answer has to do with history. Over the decades, black Americans have had plenty of opportunities to vote for white people for president. And they have done so. But this is the first time that white Americans have a chance to vote for an African-American with a shot at the presidency.

In today's political climate, a cretin like Navarette passes for an intellectual. Like Obama, he does have ethnic credentials, and that's the important thing.

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Vote like Ruben wants or you're a racist.

Hat tip: LGF; on a tip from Burning Hot.

Posted by Van Helsing at May 15, 2008 7:27 AM

Comments

Same song, different verse: Gary Hartpence compares conservatives to Nazis.

Posted by: V the K at May 15, 2008 7:56 AM

Well Mr. Reuben, if you must vote for a black man, vote for one who has brains, experience, and moral values... VOTE for Alan Keyes ya halftard!!!

Sorry about the outburst, but this dimwit and all like him, ticks me off.

If one more person implies I'm racist because I don't like Obama, or phoney pastor J. Wright, I'll start adding "The U S of KKK" to my return address labels.

Posted by: HoosierArmyMom at May 15, 2008 8:10 AM

What about Shirley Chisholm who lost out to George McGovern, who lost out to Richard Nixon? She was the best of the three. Then of course there were the notorious "reverends" who speak for the entire black community.

Navarette is a racist who tries to obfuscate his own bigotry by painting white people as prejudiced. He's a perfect fit for CNN.

Posted by: BobG at May 15, 2008 8:45 AM

Hey, Reuben! I'm not going to vote for the Obamination (Ewwwwww, I'm so scared that you won't like me anymore!). Not going to vote for the Hildabeast, either (I must be a woman-hater; better warn my wife and daughter!). May not vote for Lettuce McLame, either, as he's actually more liberal these days than that demented crazoid Obama!

So, get your tiny little head out of Obama's ass, you twerp, and smell the coffee (if you're still able to). Obama: Marxist, pan-Islamist scumbag who will ruin this country. Hillary: Slightly more moderate Marxist, unindicted criminal scumbag-ette who will ruin this country. McCain: Republican nominee (presumptive); the "best our party can put forward;" latest drinker of the algore Kool-Aid.

God help us! As the Great One says, no matter who wins, we're all in for "four [lonnnnnnnnng] years of darkness."

Posted by: jc14 at May 15, 2008 8:49 AM

Hey, Reuben! I'm not going to vote for the Obamination (Ewwwwww, I'm so scared that you won't like me anymore!). Not going to vote for the Hildabeast, either (I must be a woman-hater; better warn my wife and daughter!). May not vote for Lettuce McLame, either, as he's actually more Liberal (with a capital "L") these days than that demented crazoid Obama!

So, get your tiny little head out of Obama's ass, you twerp, and smell the coffee (if you're still able to). Obama: Marxist, pan-Islamist scumbag who will ruin this country. Hillary: Slightly more moderate Marxist, unindicted criminal scumbag-ette who will ruin this country. McCain: Republican nominee (presumptive); the "best our party can put forward;" latest drinker of the algore Kool-Aid.

God help us! As the Great One says, no matter who wins, we're all in for "four [lonnnnnnnnng] years of darkness."

Posted by: jc14 at May 15, 2008 8:58 AM

My apologies for the double post -- didn't think the first one had gotten through. Twice the fun, eh? As our Canadian brothers would say. . .

Posted by: jc14 at May 15, 2008 8:59 AM

I thought Obama was a crypto-Marxist with a lite beer resume. I didn't know he was a black guy. Skin color is nothing to run on for president. McCain is going to eat him like a chicken sandwich.

Posted by: Mockinbird at May 15, 2008 9:17 AM

Liberal mandate:

Abilities, intelligence, morality, law, foreign policy, opinion, economics, defense, or our futures can not be taken into account and must be ignored: You must vote for the man because he's black.

And that makes sense to a liberal? And they wonder why conservatives question their sanity?

Posted by: Jimbo at May 15, 2008 10:21 AM

This is true, Ruben could not have said it better. VOTE OBAMA 08 !! Or label yourselves libera racists...and facist. Here is what I don't think you understand. VOTE BARACK or STAY BACK.

VIVA OBAMA !!

Posted by: nom de guerre at May 15, 2008 10:30 AM

I'm thinking of writing in Alan Keyes who is actually twice as black as Obama, and according to Ruben's own logic, if he doesn't do the same then he is a blatant racist.

Posted by: Smoke TNT at May 15, 2008 10:57 AM

See me TOTALLY discredit, humiliate and expose the hysterical, breathtakingly idiotic, lying racist nom de guerre here:

http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/2008/05/those_who_wont.html#comments

Posted by: Refuter Of Liberal Vermin at May 15, 2008 10:59 AM

Even so, when black men had only white men to choose from- they had a CHOICE. Give me JC Watts as a candidate, or Clarence Thomas as a choice against a liberal of any color and the black man gets my vote. I am a woman but I am not stupid enough to vote for Hillary because we both have similar plumbing. I guess conservatives are the ones who dont see color.

Posted by: Lynn at May 15, 2008 11:02 AM

Vermit, I think your story is little overplayed. I suggest you move on. You seem to continue to seek acceptance, and someone to listen to your ramblings. Fine. Liberal, racist, facist, turd cutter. Go to your nearest OBAMAMANIACKs' campaing office, file an application for acceptance. Then kiss every arse in there. lol .. you Q - boy!!

Posted by: nom de guerre at May 15, 2008 11:10 AM

Individuals who have an IQ higher than single digits,a clear understanding of the English language as well as those with significant faculties of logic and reason (this leaves out the babbling,consistently misspelling retard nom) can clearly see the colossal intellectual beatdown I laid on that miserable puke.

http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/2008/05/those_who_wont.html#comments

Posted by: Refuter Of Liberal Vermin at May 15, 2008 11:31 AM

Vermit, are you trying to sweet talk to me again??? Look Q, you proved nothing, I think you need to get laid, by a woman that is. So let go of your Q,and otherwise unatural fantasies, which may or may involve a goat.

Posted by: nom de guerre at May 15, 2008 12:14 PM

Again,the babbling retard without an understanding of the English language proves my case for me. Please disregard it's incoherent nonsense and direct your browsers to the thread where I utterly and completely exposed this stool sample as a liar, racist and semi-literate baboon:

http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/2008/05/those_who_wont.html#comments

Posted by: Refuter Of Liberal Vermin at May 15, 2008 12:20 PM

Refuter, you do live up to your name. I may just order you some address labels while I'm ordering mine. LOL!!!

Posted by: HoosierArmyMom at May 15, 2008 1:35 PM

Moma, be cool, order some for me too.... be cool.. refuter the imbecil, is turd and you know it...... tell you what order some for the two of us....

Posted by: nom de guerre at May 15, 2008 2:03 PM

Maybe if I post in retarded gibberish, the idiot will comprehend the meaning of my words. Nom- how does it feel to be discredited, humiliated, refuted and disgraced by an "imbecil"?

Posted by: Refuter Of Liberal Vermin at May 15, 2008 2:08 PM

Well, I for one am in a quandry.

I too am a mulatto, but about the lightness of the Irreveernt Wright, so, seeing as how we are apparently to vote our race, for whom do I vote ?

There are no ecru candidates, and, not wanting to be squandering a vote on either Obama or Clinton am I then doubly racist (and sexist!) ?

If McCain gets a tan does that count assuming he doesn't get darker than I ?

Ah, I long for the old days when we could simply vote based on the qualifications of the candidates.

Posted by: Plasmodium Pete at May 15, 2008 3:04 PM

plasm,

Very good point, I beleive you 're an exception. Which pretty much give you the right to vote for whom ever you wish, or who kisses your arse more.

Posted by: nom de guerre at May 15, 2008 3:33 PM

nom de guerre

It's obvious that you want to piss people off, but this happens to be a site visited by ADULTS. If you REALLY want to "make heads explode", I suggest that you go to the Daily Kos and post the following:

President George Bush will go down in history as the greatest leader of ANY country!

Believe me, the response will be a HUNDRED times more amuseing than anything you would find here!

Posted by: KHarn at May 15, 2008 3:45 PM

The guy is an Idiot.

Posted by: Oiao at May 15, 2008 4:23 PM

Oiao- Idiot is an understatement. Nom is a racist, incoherent, babbling, retarded, mentally deranged, buttheaded pile of toilet slime AND a proven liar.

Posted by: Refuter Of Liberal Vermin at May 15, 2008 4:42 PM

I won't vote for him because he's a fake Black. And because he's an antiAmerican babykilling porn protecting antiChristian freak.

I don't need to like him. And I am allowed to hate him. Which I do. For all the above.

Posted by: Jemima at May 15, 2008 5:46 PM

I'm Chinese. Being a blatant supremacist racist, I won't vote for any of the barbarians running for President.

Posted by: BURNING HOT at May 15, 2008 7:26 PM

Reuben's got it all wrong, white people are racist because of the colour of their skin not because of anything they actually do. And since there are no Americans of Asian ancestry their point of view doesn't count.

Posted by: mandible claw at May 15, 2008 9:34 PM

Oh and Condy Rice's respected status among most conservatives despite her trying to sell Israel out to the thugs over the fence is evidence of nothing, because she's obviously just a house negro.

Or something.

Posted by: mandible claw at May 15, 2008 10:07 PM

And the Troll's point would be?????

VOTE BOB BARR FOR PRESIDENT in 08 and let's all see what Conservative, Constitutional, less government and commonsense leadership can do!!!!

The Libertarian Party is offering an alternative as well as the Constitution Party (Chuck Baldwin) and Alan Keyes (a true Reagan Conservative!) is trying to get on the ballot. I just can't understand, with everyone so unhappy with with the GOP is offering, why we can't organize around one of these guys and blow the top off of this election loaded with undesirable candidates!!!!

Posted by: RacistFascistArmyMom at May 16, 2008 8:02 AM