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May 2, 2008

Olympian Moonbats Celebrate May Day

The traditional communist holiday May Day is very special in moonbat-infested Olympia, Washington. A few pictures of yesterday's festivities:

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Knowing they'd have to touch hippies, cops wisely wore gloves.

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A Fidel Castro wannabe blocks the Governor's office.

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A rock-throwing moonbat breaks a bank window.

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Moonbats leave their mark on the state Capitol.

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We don't need oil when we can just travel by skateboard.

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Even Death took part in the fun.

Won't it be wonderful when these folks have their candidate Obama in the White House, and we can watch their vision for America's future unfold?

Hat tips: Caption This!, Knowledge Is Power.

Posted by Van Helsing at May 2, 2008 11:06 AM

Comments

"Welfare reform keeps us out of college".

Is that a complaint, or an endorsement?

Posted by: Ian from the EUSSR at May 2, 2008 12:05 PM

"Keep us out of College"??? Our voices will be heard"!!...

That may be difficult since those "voices are in their heads"!!!

Posted by: HoosierArmyMom at May 2, 2008 12:07 PM

maybe they should bring a dictionary or high school diploma next time they vandalize a building.

"honarchial tryany"
"captiol"

Posted by: Eric at May 2, 2008 12:59 PM

Take note of the he/she/it with the sign "No More Oil" carrying a skatebaord with foot padding derived from oil products, with wheels and body manufactered using oil products, wearing clothing delivered for he/she/it's shopping convienience by trucks using oil products while marching down a pavement of oil products. There is even the chance that he/she/it is wearing makeup derived from oil products. Sometimes I wish we'd just shut off the valve to Olympia and let them freeze in the dark.

Posted by: IOpian at May 2, 2008 1:34 PM

So, Ian from the EUSSR, do you think these traitors should be able to express their "free speech" and not have the big bad gubmint and police deal with them?

I mean, you're the libertarian, right?

Posted by: Antii-PC Man at May 2, 2008 2:14 PM

Antii-PC Man.
Read some of Ian's posts, he's a lot smarter than you think!

Posted by: KHarn at May 2, 2008 2:31 PM

Anarchist wanting to take back the power? But I thought....

Has the world gone mad?

Posted by: NudeGayWhalesForJesus at May 2, 2008 2:42 PM

Anarchists always piss me off.
I've found that you can usually tell Anarchists apart from other moonbat protestors in the following ways, based on the fact that I've come into contact with them quite a few times and seen footage of them on many occasions:
1. They are even more physically aggressive than normal lefty youth protestors, perhaps due to the fact that probably about 90% of them are strung out on crystal meth (The anarchist's drug of choice) when they go to their protests. Anyone they see at their public temper tantrums who is a counterprotestor or who expresses any sentiment they disagree with does so at his or her own risk. They especially hate police officers, since those are the people who try and keep the peace and prevent chaos from breaking out. The ironic thing is, they go to their protests intent on causing as much destruction and bloodshed as possible, yet they honestly don't get why most people don't side with them or support them.
2. They have mouths that would make a sailor blush. This is because they want to try and provoke and intimidate people as much as possible. Another reason is that most of them are either atheists or Satanists who believe that such things as manners, morals, and civilized behavior are for Nazis, so they thus see no reason NOT to curse out old ladies and children they come across.
3. They dress mostly in black, and earn extra fashion points from their peers if they can get something with studs/ spikes on their outfit somewhere.
4. Their most notable and easily identifiable physical characteristic is that they love wearing stupid bandanas over their faces because they're too cowardly to reveal their identities to the public, since this would better enable the police to identify and arrest them when they inevitably engage in vandalism and violence (Plus, if I looked half as ugly as most of them are, I guess I wouldn't want anyone to see my face, either!). They think the bandanas make them look like cool, badass revolutionaries, but it really just makes them look like complete buffoons. Their short tempers and aforementioned aggressive behavior are the only things keeping people who see them from openly laughing at how ridiculous they look.

Posted by: Adam at May 2, 2008 2:58 PM

I'm not at all a libertarian, and I think these unwashed goobers have EVERY right to express themselves within the parameters of the law. I'm quite sure Ian does as well. Even though we differ on our beliefs concerning the extent of freedoms that should be enjoyed, I'll be the first to admit that Ian is quite a brilliant fellow.

Libertarians usually don't want to be messed with, especially by grubby hippies throwing rocks through their windows. On that point, I believe, we agree 100%.

Posted by: Thulsa Doom at May 2, 2008 3:23 PM

Ian's probably smarter than Anti(i?)-PC Man, too.

Without oil how will they get their weed and coke delivered?...by pack mule?...oh wait; that would be exploiting poor defenseless animals, or... like, something...uh, this is sooo, like, uncool man.

Posted by: steven at May 2, 2008 4:21 PM

So, Ian from the EUSSR, do you think these traitors should be able to express their "free speech" and not have the big bad gubmint and police deal with them?

I mean, you're the libertarian, right?

They should be free to express their views, yes. If they break the law with violence, property damage etc they should face the consequences. Just standard Western (Anglosphere) values really. A preference for liberty is not a preference for chaos.

Posted by: Ian from the EUSSR at May 2, 2008 4:24 PM

Their most notable and easily identifiable physical characteristic is that they love wearing stupid bandanas over their faces ...

Well, that and their smell.

Posted by: V the K at May 3, 2008 4:04 AM

This new crop of "anarchists" are really just anti-civilization. REAL anarchists are against centralized government, but understand that there has to be some form of organised society. The dumbS**Ts in the pictures appier to have been inspired by "post appocolips" movies and seem to long for the collapse of civilization.

Posted by: KHarn at May 3, 2008 7:03 AM

Of course, most of these twits wouldn't last two days if society truly collapsed. They'd be at the bottom of the food chain. Yelling and throwing rocks isn't a terribly effective skill set for keeping yourself warm, dry and fed...

Posted by: PabloD at May 3, 2008 8:04 AM

PabloD,
+1

I'm a survivalist trained in primitive living. No, I don't stockpile weapons and ammo and run around in cammies, expecting to survive by killing and robbing people who stockpile food and supplies. Those are freebooters, and survivalists despise them. They're the scum we have weapons to defend against.
Like most survivalists, I make provision for the bad things that happen to good people. (it's called self responsibility and self reliance) I live where Katrina hit. (Mississippi, not New Orleans. Katrina tore up Ms, the Corps of Engineers [along with Chocolate City Nagin and Kathleen Blankstare] is responsible for the nightmare in NO). We were truly on our own, and I wasn't in the worst hit area.
I know how to survive and prosper without electricity and the other essential services our society provides. I REALLY REALLY want our technological society to continue, warts and all. I know what life would be like if it collapsed. People like me would make lunchmeat out of the stupid "anarchists" running around with bandanas covering their faces (the chickenshits) chanting "no blood for oil", etc, yadda yadda, and I'm a rank amateur.
If they knew what they were doing they would be chanting "as much blood as it takes to keep the oil flowing" and raising hell because the politicians aren't letting the military do enough to stop the vermin we're fighting.

Posted by: steven at May 3, 2008 5:47 PM

Copy that, steven. I'm a huge fan of running water and a working furnace, but I do have backup equipment in case a winter storm (or a swarm of rock-throwing moonbats) comes along. Katrina should've been a huge wake-up call that people can't rely on the guv'mint when it hits the fan.

Posted by: PabloD at May 3, 2008 8:27 PM