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May 29, 2008
Object Marriage
After homosexual marriage will come polygamy and then animal marriages. What next after that? Why not marrying inanimate objects, as is already done in progressive Germany?
Eija-Riitta Berliner-Mauer, whose last name means "Berlin Wall," was married to the Wall in 1979. Proving that her predilection is not a matter of choice but an innate condition, she supposedly fell in love with the structure when she saw it on TV at age 7.
As for the Wall coming down 10 years after her marriage:
What they did was awful. They mutilated my husband.
She has now shifted her affections to a nearby garden fence.
On a tip from Freedom Now.
Posted by Van Helsing at May 29, 2008 8:09 AM
Comments
Here's a photo of her by her now "deceased husband."
I wonder if she has any of "his" ashes in an urn?
Posted by: Lyle at May 29, 2008 8:26 AM
Her last name means "Berlin Wall"
Her first name means "Dumb as a...."
Posted by: nom de Moonebât at May 29, 2008 8:39 AM
The late Mr. Berlin Wall is survived by his wife Eija-Riitta Berliner-Mauer and his children: a white picket fence and a skate board ramp.
Posted by: Kristy at May 29, 2008 10:12 AM
There's a shrubbery down the street from me that keeps catching my eye.
Posted by: Dodger at May 29, 2008 12:03 PM
I don't understand why such delusions tend to affect women more than men. For another example, you rarely (never?) see men wanting to correspond with or marry female criminals.
Posted by: Bob Smith at May 29, 2008 12:36 PM
What about the guy who has intimate relations with cars?
Posted by: Pam at May 29, 2008 1:54 PM
Don't forget about that guy who married a goat.
Posted by: Kristy at May 29, 2008 1:57 PM
"Hello, is Mr Wall home?"
"Oh, he's dead? Are there any other Walls there? No?, then what's holding up the roof...?"
Posted by: Aussie-John at May 29, 2008 6:48 PM
