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May 13, 2008
Obama's 57 States Notion Explained
My apologies: I goofed when I ridiculed Barack Obama for claiming he had campaigned in 57 states. I thought he was referring to American states — which in Obama's case was a truly foolish assumption. I should have realized that the Organisation of the Islamic Conference is made up of 57 states.
Speaking of Obama's Islamic background, his cheerleaders at the New York Times have surprisingly acknowledged that he is a Muslim apostate, which is punishable by death according to the Religion of Peace. This could become awkward when he tries to implement his "talk to the terrorists" foreign policy agenda.
But is he really an apostate? Islam as practiced in America is generally based on hatred of white people, just like the Black Liberation Theology "church" into which Jeremiah Wright recruited Obama. Reverend Wrong even awarded Whitey-Hater-in-Chief Louis Farrakhan of the Nation of Islam with the highest honor he could, the Lifetime Achievement "Dr. Jeremiah A. Wright, Jr. Trumpet" Award. This suggests that Obama's race-based perversion of Christianity does not represent any apostasy at all.

Hat tips: Jawa Report, LGF; on tips from Oiao.
Posted by Van Helsing at May 13, 2008 7:56 AM
Comments
57 is a number associated with the occult - it figures.
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22Number+57%22+occult+nazi
Posted by: Anonymous at May 13, 2008 12:38 PM
Here is one 'funny/scary?' article on Obama supporters.
Well, we know who Obama will have to 'owe a debt of gratitude to' when he wins the nomination....
Palestinians in Gaza Are Phonebanking for Barack Obama
...So why does a young Palestinian living in Gaza spend so much of his time and money on an election thousands of miles away?
http://campaignspot.nationalreview.com/post/?q=ZmU2YThkOWQyMjg4MDZmYTExYWFmYWEyNzI1ZDA5M2Q=
Posted by: Oiao at May 13, 2008 1:49 PM
Look what I made!
Posted by: Lynette at May 13, 2008 7:03 PM
Actually, he believes there are 60 states. Was was in 57, needed to go to another, and was not allowed in two additional states.
Posted by: wjg at May 14, 2008 10:29 AM
That is just funny. I laughed so hard I OBAMACATED in my pants.
Posted by: algore at May 14, 2008 2:49 PM
57 is a number associated with the Heinz company. John Kerry married Teresa heinz to get into that family and get access to the money.
Hey, wait a second. Has anyone seen John Kerry lately? They're both tall and thin... Is Barack Obama really just John Kerry in blackface?
Posted by: Mike at May 14, 2008 4:58 PM
Unbelievably there are about 57,000 blog posts about this topic.
Although no griping with comparisons about Dan Quayle and his mispelling of 'potato' here. (Of course Obama didn't correct a child and remind him there are 57 states not 50)
And to Anoymous (May 13 12:38pm) I guess 58 is also an occult number too!
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22Number+58%22+occult+nazi
And 50 must be as well! More hits than 57
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22Number+50%22+occult+nazi&btnG=Search
Perhaps we should change from decimal to a hexadecimal system! We need to keep our 'arithmetics' out of the hands of the occultists!
Posted by: Anonymous at May 14, 2008 9:16 PM

