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May 22, 2008
OBAMAir
Attention, moonbats: there's a product that will fill you with hope and change and make your wretched lives complete at last. It's called OBAMAir:
Does Barack Obama leave you breathless and gasping for air? Now you can let him return the favor. Refill your depleted lungs today with OBAMAir, actual particles of expired breath from the chest cavity of the junior senator from Illinois.
Our certified breathologists have carefully harvested Barack Obama air samples from recent campaign stops in Oregon, added generous amounts of crisp, clean Pacific Northwest air, and packaged it exclusively for worldwide distribution and substantial consumer benefit.
In addition to sucrose and glucose, breath of the Obamessiah contains microparticles of gold, myrrh, and frankincense. Since Obama supporters often find themselves over their heads, they'll be pleased to note that a bag of OBAMAir can also be used as a flotation device.
Posted by Van Helsing at May 22, 2008 8:07 AM
Comments
is it hot?
Posted by: nanc at May 22, 2008 8:14 AM
No, but I hear Obama is.
Posted by: Anonymous at May 22, 2008 9:12 AM
Its full of CO2 !!! Quick, bury it!!!
Posted by: Anonymous at May 22, 2008 9:18 AM
I think nanc's idea is closer to the truth... a "bag of hot air" is just art imatating reality!!!
Posted by: HoosierArmyMom at May 22, 2008 11:32 AM
