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May 21, 2008
Moonbat Sex Tips
Nerds Do It Better offers 27 ways to a moonbattier sex life. Here are just a few:
- Try bamboo bed sheets. Moonbats regard bamboo as more renewable than cotton.
- Dim the lights. This saves energy and, in the case of most moonbats, makes your partner look better.
- Use natural aphrodisiacs like organic wine and fair trade chocolate.
- Shower together, so that the earth doesn't run out of water, which environmentalists apparently believe goes straight from the drain into outer space.
- Wear eco-friendly lingerie.
- Watch eco-porn (if you've got the stomach for it).
- Use all-natural (and recyclable) fruits and vegetables as sex toys.
Most importantly, don't forget the vegan condoms. The last thing this world needs is any more moonbats.
On a tip from Steve.
Posted by Van Helsing at May 21, 2008 10:08 AM
Comments
Must we be part of the bigger problem by feeding into their ugly?
How about..."makes your SPOUSE look better". Counter the evil. Assume it. Say it often!
"Watch eco-porn...". Porn of any kind is NOT acceptable, even jokingly. Erase it from your vocabulary except to condemn it. Same with "sex toys" and "condoms". Especially condoms as their use mutilates the sex act that was created to serve God by being open to life.
Posted by: Alyssa at May 21, 2008 12:53 PM
How the ^$%$#%&$@%!!!! is bamboo "greener" and more "renewable" than cotton?
Liberals are such idiots.
Posted by: Jimbo at May 21, 2008 1:33 PM
OK, a little racey, but I thought it was funny. Too much truth in it for it not to be.
Ditto on that Jimbo.
Posted by: HoosierArmyMom at May 21, 2008 2:06 PM
HoosierArmyMom, you need a vegan codom, lol.
I dont get the outrage either, will you show me your tits? That is a joke until I saw how cheap bead necklaces are.
Posted by: Parker at May 21, 2008 11:38 PM
LOL This is perfect. We can only hope liberal idiots will use condoms!
Posted by: Will at May 22, 2008 7:19 AM
~~~~~~ (((flash))) (@)(@) ... now cough up the cheap plastic beads, will ya??? LOL!!!!
Posted by: HoosierArmyMom at May 22, 2008 7:42 AM
Bamboo bed sheets? Wouldnt that give you splinters? Ouch!
Posted by: Anonymous at May 22, 2008 12:23 PM
^^ the bamboo prophylactics are the real killer
Posted by: mandible claw at May 28, 2008 4:15 AM
