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May 21, 2008
Moonbat Sex Tips
Posted by Dave Blount at May 21, 2008 10:08 AM
Nerds Do It Better offers 27 ways to a moonbattier sex life. Here are just a few:
- Try bamboo bed sheets. Moonbats regard bamboo as more renewable than cotton.
- Dim the lights. This saves energy and, in the case of most moonbats, makes your partner look better.
- Use natural aphrodisiacs like organic wine and fair trade chocolate.
- Shower together, so that the earth doesn't run out of water, which environmentalists apparently believe goes straight from the drain into outer space.
- Wear eco-friendly lingerie.
- Watch eco-porn (if you've got the stomach for it).
- Use all-natural (and recyclable) fruits and vegetables as sex toys.
Most importantly, don't forget the vegan condoms. The last thing this world needs is any more moonbats.
On a tip from Steve.
