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May 9, 2008
Marine Recruiting Office to Be Besieged by Witches
Attention skanky, middle-aged moonbats with nothing better to do than relive your spoilt childhoods! The following call has been issued by the Bay Area chapter of Code Pink, which continues its siege of the Marines recruiting office in Berkeley:
Witches, Crones, Sirens come to the MRS [Marines recruiting station] today to cast spells, weave magic, invoke the foremothers, share wisdom, lead rituals to banish war and violence and to bring peace to the MRS, to protect our youth from the powerful spells of pro-war forces, to lead the men of the marine recruiting station off into the oceans of peace! Some witches, crones and sirens are willing to risk arrest, others are not. We call on all crones, witches and sirens to come to the MRS, to bring your energy, your wisdom, your fierce determination to end war now and bring peace to our world. Contact Kali at sylviasoven@yahoo.com or Marie at keeptahoepink@yahoo.com
Code Stink stunts have been poorly attended lately. Calls for us to surrender a war we're winning don't seem to resonate. But today's crowd may be a little more impressive, because Move America Forward will be joining in with an event of its own:
We're calling it a "Witch-Hunt" and we ask you to join us this FRIDAY, May 9th at the Berkeley Marine Recruiting Center. We'll be out there from 8:00 AM - 12:00 Noon and ask you to come and join us for part of the time, or all of the time if you can spare the time.
Hunting witches at a Code Pinko rally doesn't sound like much of a challenge, but it still ought to be fun. Too bad they don't do the thing with the stakes anymore.
On tips from Charles, Kevin R, General Jack D. Ripper, Burning Hot, and mega.
Posted by Van Helsing at May 9, 2008 5:52 AM
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Crones??? Okay, I had to look that one up!
crone (krn)
n.
An ugly, withered old woman; a hag.
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[Middle English, from Old North French carogne, carrion, cantankerous woman, from Vulgar Latin *carnia, carrion, from Latin car, carn-, flesh; see sker-1 in Indo-European roots.]
Posted by: Anonymous at May 9, 2008 6:02 AM
Anybody got a bucket of water?
Posted by: V the K at May 9, 2008 6:33 AM
Code Pink has always been loaded with filthy hags, but now it looks like they'll be trying to enlist the services of the more magical variety. Oh, and Sirens? Those are mythological creatures, not human! Idiots.
If I were in Berkeley, as an aspiring minister, I would be among the counterdemonstrators, leading Bible readings and praying to the true Lord Jesus that He'd protect the Marines from any dark forces that may be generated by the occultists.
Posted by: Adam at May 9, 2008 8:07 AM
counterDEMONstrators? LOL!
Posted by: Anonymous at May 9, 2008 8:16 AM
"Women are coming to cast spells and do rituals and to impart wisdom to figure out how we're going to end war," Zanne Sam Joi of Bay Area Code Pink told FOXNews.com
Unfortunately, their "wisdom" doesn't allow for the most obvious solution: Victory.
Posted by: Anonymous at May 9, 2008 9:19 AM
Wow. You guys are pretty witty today. ROFLMAO
If these bitches...er witches had some domestic work to do they wouldn't have time to practice their craft. I realize they probably aborted most of their children so they have no motherly chores. Maybe thats it.
Posted by: anon at May 9, 2008 9:22 AM
"Zanne Sam Joi"???? HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Dang I wish I had the use of giant sized font right now! What a hoot!
Posted by: anon at May 9, 2008 10:25 AM
Looks like Halloween... maybe it's time for some Tricks and spare the Treats. I agree with V... where's the bucket of water... it worked for Dorothy!
Posted by: HoosierArmyMom at May 9, 2008 12:59 PM
Moonbats sure need to have brain surgery, if they plan on recovering! don't they realize that God has a way of blocking their curses...and having them fly back into their faces? D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh!
Posted by: mysteresmoonbatslayerclub at May 9, 2008 2:50 PM
The "draft me!" oldsters were there too. The pinkos reported that the Marines recruters were "afraid" to meet them.
HA! More likely the Marines were EMBARASED for them!
"Anybody got a bucket of water?"
Drop a bar of SOAP in that water; back in the sixties, warm, soapy water was like kryptonite to these losers!
Posted by: KHarn at May 9, 2008 4:04 PM
Man, ya gotta love this...
"...,share wisdom,.."
Somebody needs to plant some Conservative lasses at this event dressed in full "Old Bag" garb, complete with recording devices, so we can all benefit from the doubtlessly profound wisdom spoken by these fine Womyn: "Hiii Judy!!! I cussed out 2 Army guys today; you shoulda seen their faces- HEE HEE HEE HEEHEE..."
Posted by: Toa at May 9, 2008 6:44 PM
Update: Pagan soldier outraged at Code Pinkomancers
Michelle,
I’m a pagan, and a witch. I’m also a 12 year veteran of the US Armed Forces, a proud United States CITIZEN for many generations, and above all intelligent.
These Code Twit girls are so full of it, it’s ridiculous. I’m half tempted to sue them for religious slander and a hate crime against pagans for acting like such idiots.
Just so you know (and could you please pass this along to all your readers) there are hundreds, if not thousands of pagans in the military. On my ship alone we had over 30. Frankly, everyone I know would take serious offense to this idiots at Berkley, both for disgracing witchcraft, and for disgracing the military by their presence.
Posted by: BURNING HOT at May 9, 2008 8:03 PM
You know, the earthquake activity need only move a few miles northwest from Vegas to Moonbatopia!!! I'd still like to see the earth open up in front of the recruiting station and suck them all up and leave the recruiters unscathed!!! LOL!!!! That would be ENTERTAINMENT!!!
Posted by: HoosierArmyMom at May 10, 2008 2:47 PM
