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May 24, 2008
Global Warming Gives Jupiter Acne
Our selfish insistence on availing ourselves of modern technology is not just heating up Earth — it's inflicting global warming on the entire solar system. First Mars, then Neptune, now this:
For the last 300 years, a prominent feature of Jupiter has been a giant storm system known as the Great Red Spot. In 2006, another appeared. As can be seen in this photo, there are now three red spots:
According to the experts, "Jupiter's recent outbreak of red spots is likely related to large scale climate change as the gas giant planet is getting warmer near the equator."
By the time taxes can be raised high enough to put a check on this phenomenon, the polar bears of Jupiter may already be extinct.
On a tip from mega.
Posted by Van Helsing at May 24, 2008 10:06 AM
Comments
I'll have rye toast and a side of bacon.
Posted by: rosie at May 24, 2008 11:13 AM
And once again we see hard evidence that the sun is driving warming and the media and our politicians respond how? Move along nothing to see here folks.
Posted by: Oldcrow at May 24, 2008 1:46 PM
I think I have some ointment that will clear that up in no time.
Posted by: Paul Moore at May 24, 2008 1:59 PM
The libs won't give up Global Warmi...excuse me, I mean "Global Climate Change Crisis" (covers all bases: warming, cooling, static) any more than the Third Reich would give up "the Jewish question". It's a political angle that works. You scare people with what the creators of "The Outer Limits" TV show called "The Bear". The Bear is whatever hides beneath the bed or in the closet and can jump out at any time and go "Gotcha".
The Bear is now Global Climate Crisis (GCC). No one (obviously) wants to see the world burn up and turn into a hell-hole like Venus. Since most people can't find Washington DC on a map, it's a safe bet they won't exactly be experts on climatology.
The forces that want to turn the U.S. and rest of the world into a socialist state have found their ultimate intimidation issue. "You CANNOT argue against anything I say or you are trying to destroy the planet". People are either uneducated enough to fall for this crap, or shouted down if they see through the scam.
Posted by: matt at May 24, 2008 9:46 PM
I think it is NASA's fault.
The Global Socialist Group Think at NASA has led the charge on this hoax in the US.
Your tax dollars hard at work, because CS Scientists don't research the truth, just what will be good to publish to get to the next popular grant. Follow the $$$$$$$$$$
Posted by: Oiao at May 24, 2008 10:24 PM
Wow, I didn't know CO2 was so powerful! It's amazing that a gas comprising about 1/3 of 1% of Earth's atmoshpere could alter the climate on a planet over 2 billion miles away!
Posted by: steven at May 25, 2008 3:57 PM
As someone asked on another site I frequent.. Why doesn't the CO2 leak out all the holes in the ozone layer that were burned there by aerosols?
Or wait.. Maybe it did, and has reached Jupiter, causing these terrible sunspots.
In light of this new development, I propose that Tim Flannery be sent to Jupiter anytime soon to check on circumcision rates.
Posted by: mandible claw at May 26, 2008 1:18 AM
Steven, I believe that would be 1/30 of 1%.
Posted by: Bergbikr at May 26, 2008 10:30 AM
