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May 4, 2008
Global Warming Causes Shark Attacks
Even the hoaxers are admitting that it isn't getting warmer and probably won't for years. But that's no reason not to panic. The nonexistent global warming phenomenon is now causing shark attacks.
There have been four fatal shark attacks already this year, after only one last year. Sure it could be due to more people in the water, an overabundance of seals resulting in an overabundance of sharks, or most likely, random chance. But the Guardian reports:
Another contributory factor to the location of shark attacks could be global warming and rising sea temperatures.
There it is at last: evidence that global warming hurt someone.
On a tip from mega.
Posted by Van Helsing at May 4, 2008 8:29 PM
Comments
Guardian news. Seriously, I would give more respect to Star magazine. I have the cure for shark attacks, the actual cure, guaranteed. Stay out of the water.
Posted by: Parker at May 4, 2008 11:43 PM
The dog ate my homework - because of global warming.
Posted by: forest at May 5, 2008 7:51 AM
Another contributory factor could be that the Boston Red Sox won the World Series last year. Or, possibly that my dachshunds ran around like crazy in my yard yesterday, thereby increasing global warming, at least in this locale. Or maybe the beautiful, cooler weather 'round these parts has suppressed the mosquito population (thus far!), therefore the oceans are warming and there are so many more sharks where these attacks occurred . . .
All of the above reasons, and many more I can think of, have exactly the same weight ("gravitas") as the idiot statement (or, rather, statement by an idiot): "Another contributory factor to the location of shark attacks could be global warming . . ."
Posted by: jc14 at May 5, 2008 9:05 AM
