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May 22, 2008
Dem Bigwigs to Drive Around Denver in Coors-Powered Limos
These days it isn't easy to find an affordable beer free of moonbattery.
Miller is clearly the worst. Current commercials feature a thug confiscating people's beer because their surroundings aren't sufficiently proletarian. Christmastime Miller commercials have featured houses lit up with giant peace signs like some hippy's acid flashback. Owned by a South African holding company, Miller is fond of sponsoring left-wing festivals like a four-day illegal alien rally in Chicago and the appalling Folsom Street Fair in San Francisco, which featured sadomasochistic homosexual depravity performed in public while toddlers waddled around in black leather collars intended for dogs.
When Jesse Jackson mau-maued Anheuser-Busch execs by threatening to denounce Budweiser as racist, the result was a display of the courage we have come to expect of corporate America when faced with moonbattery: they gave his son a lucrative distributorship. Still more disgustingly, Anheuser-Busch donated as much as half a million dollars to the execrable professional racist Al Sharpton last year.
Refreshingly, Coors is hated by moonbats, who sputteringly accuse the brewer of being antihomosexual and worse yet, anticommunist. Joseph Coors donated money to the Contras, and was a founder of the Heritage Foundation.
Unfortunately, Coors merged with Canadian brewer Molson a few years ago. Now it's welcoming the Dems to its hometown by donating "beer fuel" to the convention in Denver, so that party bigwigs can prove how eco-sensitive they are by running their limos on ethanol made out of beer that flunked quality tests.
Coors is also supplying beer for events during the convention. If it's going over to the dark side, I may have to shell out for microbrews.
Hat tip: Food Industry Blog; on a tip from Varla.
Posted by Van Helsing at May 22, 2008 9:15 PM
Comments
I highly recommend a Sparkling Ale from Coopers Brewery South Australia if you can get it. Their Pale Ale and Best Extra Stout are also excellent.
Coopers is all I drink.
Posted by: Matt at May 22, 2008 9:33 PM
NASA Intellectuals are torn over Obama's clear pledge to delay the key NASA initiative for the future. While many (10s of thousands) of NASA's contractors will loose jobs when the shuttle program ends in 2010, there appears to be a willingness to also accept additional Obama cuts with no promise of a space exploration future!
While the USA will slip into 'has been' status in Space Exploration and dominance, more money will be thrown at under performing liberal teachers to inspire our youth to become scientists.... what is wrong with this picture?
Note: Read between the lines on NASA Watch = very, very idealistic left and socialist in views.
http://www.nasawatch.com/archives/2008/05/election_2008_o.html
Posted by: Anonymous at May 22, 2008 10:48 PM
Yuengling. America's oldest brewery. Their Black and Tan give Guinness a good run.
Anyway, this is what happens once you get a Board of Directors. Bring back the family owned and operated businesses and to hell with the others.
Actually there is a pretty good surge of mom and pops sprouting up. If we don't become completely Commie-run, they'll be allowed to prosper. When you stumble upon one, support it.
Posted by: anon at May 23, 2008 5:25 AM
I guess I'll pick up a six of a brew I saw that is brewed in Indy and give it a try. I like Sam Adams too! Pleeeeeez, don't tell me Sam Adams is moonbat beer!!!! I feel bad enough drinking Jose Quervo. And what about Mike's Hard Cranberry Lemonaide??? Hopefully, that's an all American product!!! (These are a few of my favorite things...!!! LOL!!!)
Posted by: HoosierArmyMom at May 23, 2008 7:30 AM
oops! that's Lemonade... somebody stop my fingers!
Posted by: HoosierArmyMom at May 23, 2008 7:32 AM
HoosierAM: I'm a big Samuel Adams fan, too (when you can't get authentic German) -- hope they also have not gone the way of submission into complete Moonbattery.
So long, Coors! Used to enjoy your beer when it was only available in certain states west of the Mississippi (and I liked to make "runs" of the illicit brew to places east of the Big Muddy -- kinda like Burt and Jerry in the first "Smoky" film; though I admit I never had quite that much adventure when I was driving trunkfuls of their brew back to the impoverished east!).
Would be nice if just one major brewer could simply stand up to Jackson, Sharpton, et al. (scum, basically) and say "Hell, no! Protest and boycott all you want -- we're going to do what we damn well please!". Publicize the hell out of that response to these idiots, and I'll immediately buy 20 cases of your beer, and more when that runs out.
Posted by: jc14 at May 24, 2008 4:25 PM
Oh my Gaia.
This is literally, finally the last straw.
Moonbats used palm oil, soy, corn, sugar and everything else for fuel, and we said nothing.
They try and take away our beer to burn for petrol..
Not gonna happen.
Posted by: mandible claw at May 26, 2008 1:51 AM
