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May 4, 2008
Curse of the Hilldebeast Claims Eight Belles
If you're ever at the track with Shrillary and you see her lay down a bet, lay down yours on some other horse.
After she ordered Chelsea to put money on Eight Belles at the Kentucky Derby yesterday, the filly broke both front ankles and had to be euthanized right on the track.
Maybe the Hilldog should try betting on Obama…
On a tip from heckrules.
Posted by Van Helsing at May 4, 2008 8:41 PM
Comments
Funny thing, true thing; I made a $20 bet with my brother over who would win the democratic nominee. I picked Hillary and he picked Obama. Everytime in my life I bet on a team, they loose.
Oh, you all know in Austria, that sicko who locked his daughter in a cellar for 24 years and had seven kids with her? His lawyer says he's "mentally ill" and should be in a psychiatric unit instead of a jail cell.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7382986.stm
The sicko's lawyer said he's "...not defending a monster but a human being..." The hug-a-thugs are starting to come out of the woodwork now.
Posted by: conservativeteen at May 4, 2008 10:09 PM
The irony is so fun. She put her bet on a chick horse in field of mainly male players, comes in a close second then is put down.
I know you guys can refine it. But I like the simple thought best.
Posted by: Parker at May 4, 2008 11:32 PM
Helsing and all counter-moonbats, I implore you to use your vast knowledge and experience in all things Moonbatty to help me expand my new Big List of Terms For Moonbats.
I have the feeling it will eventually stretch to hundreds of words.
Posted by: BURNING HOT at May 5, 2008 2:03 AM
Hug-a-thugs. That's a good one. I don't think I've heard it before. Another good one that I think Van might have coined is glitterpigs to refer to those loudmouthed Hollywood liberals.
Posted by: ent at May 5, 2008 2:13 AM
Shillary is bad at this sort of thing. Like when she compared herself to ROCKY. In that movie, Rocky LOST to a black man - Apollo Creed - in a controversial split decision by the judges. Sort of sounds like the current battle to the Demoncratic nomination.
Posted by: Anonymous at May 5, 2008 5:05 AM
Hey Burning, check your "Comments" for that list of moonbat terms, I just included a few that weren't on the list.
Posted by: Adam at May 5, 2008 7:32 AM
