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May 25, 2008
Aging Airhead Jessica Lange Denounces USA
It's that time a year again, when universities drive home their indoctrination programs by subjecting graduates to the most sociopathic moonbats they can dredge up from the muck at the bottom of left-wing fever swamps. One favorite for commencement addresses is convicted cop-killer Mumia Abu-Jamal, but apparently he wasn't available, so Sarah Lawrence College had to settle for has-been actress Jessica Lange, who had these inspiring words to help send the next generation on its way into adulthood:
We are living in an America that, in the last seven and a half years, has waged an unnecessary war, established prison camps, condoned torture, employed corporate armies, eliminated the right of habeas corpus, practiced extraordinary rendition, and believe me, this is only a partial list.
How nice of her to tone down her vicious calumnies in honor of Memorial Day.

On tips from mega and V the K.
Posted by Van Helsing at May 25, 2008 12:08 PM
Comments
They invite an actress to come and speak and she talks about...acting? No, politics. Do they invite a Football player to come and talk about religion?
Why people believe that a career in entertainment somehow gives someone a special insight on politics is beyond me. I don't want to see President Bush get up and act or sing or play the guitar.
Posted by: NudeGayWhalesForJesus at May 25, 2008 1:26 PM
Excellent point, NudeGayWhale. I always marvel at newsreaders interviewing each other, not about the latest teleprompter or blow dryer technology (on which they could speak with authority), but about the news, which they ...uh...read.
And as for Lange's obvious plastic surgery, she and Pelosi should be our negotiators with Iran. These two gazing across the table, looking perpetually startled, would unnerve anybody.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 25, 2008 1:33 PM
When was habeas corpus eliminated? The only time I'm aware of was during the War of Northern Aggression when Lincoln did it.
Jessica Lange used to be beautiful. Now she looks like something out of a horror movie, kind of like San Fran Nan. It's a shame she didn't have the brains to age gracefully.
Posted by: steven at May 25, 2008 1:36 PM
Posted by: Kristy at May 25, 2008 1:40 PM
First, why does ANYone care what actors have to say? They are people who pretend to be other people and say things that still OTHER people write for them to say. Most of these morons have zero grasp of the important issues...except to say that the United States is a terrible country.
Ms. Lange, I hope one day you'll have those freedoms that America offers taken away and find out what a truly "bad" country is all about.
You think the Patriot Act has removed your liberty? Talk to someone in Russia or Venezuela right now.
You think "Gitmo" is a prison camp? Talk to my Jewish wife's grandmother. She has a tattoo that isn't very chic, but gives her membership in the most exclusive club in the world and knows what a real prison camp is. Arbeit Macht Frei.
You think the U.S. tortures people? We treat them with kid gloves. I'd personally strangle every suspected Al Qaeda terrorist with my bare hands if it would save the life of one U.S. soldier, sailor, airman or marine.
I bet you love the U.N. Well, there were (if I'm not mistaken) 20+ resolutions against Iraq, the violation of any one of which would have been enough to declare war. They violated ALL of them, and after giving them more warnings than there are on a bottle of deadly chemicals, we finally acted. UNNECESSARY WAR? Your strategic military knowledge is only surpassed by your love for the U.S. What an idiot.
Yet this woman makes a commencement speech at a college and someone like Oliver North is a villan. We get what we deserve, I guess.
Posted by: matt at May 25, 2008 2:00 PM
Matt, do I have your permission to email out your comment to my friends? (Credit given to Moonbattery.com, natch...) I think they'd like it.
Posted by: hiram13pm at May 25, 2008 3:26 PM
Kristy,
I followed your link and read the story. Thanks for a good laugh.
I'd call the guy a numbnut but I'd bet he's been neutered by a shrewish woman.
His sex strike by "women only" is hilarious. I'm sure it wouldn't affect him. Lesbians might get kind of upset, though, but gay men are off the hook.
hahahahahaha.
Posted by: steven at May 25, 2008 3:47 PM
Do we have no 'counter-moonbats' in Colorado? Perhaps one could propose a "day of sex", encouraging women to have sex with our troops on January 1 to protest this asinine bullshit. "Get laid for Uncle Sam Day?" I have a feeling that if they searched for signatures outside of the ex-pat Californian strongholds (moved after they'd screwed up their old state, like locusts) of Denver and Boulder, they'd find an ass-load of supporters. It's a fine tradition to bed a soldier before he goes off to war... and one that patriotic women should take up again! (too bad I'm too old to enlist...).
Anyway, Colorado will get it's just desserts when the DNC Convention holds it's Marx-fest later this year. Can you say 'tear gas'?
Posted by: hiram13pm at May 25, 2008 5:03 PM
Abstinence day in Colorado. That's great. Maybe Google can change its colors to red for an hour in support.
Thing is, if the Moonbats could just make it a permanent ban on sex to punish themselves for everything wrong in the world, the problem would solve itself in 50-60 years.
Posted by: mega at May 25, 2008 5:13 PM
OT –
For the lighter side of brainwashed MoonBats….
Seattle couple make a 'zero-carbon' move
Using stolen shopping carts and bicycles pulling mattresses…
David Goldberg, on his sixth shopping cart run of the day, said the idea struck him as daft. But he didn't have any choice.
"I'm his dad, so I have to do whatever he dreams up," he said. "It's not bad hauling little boxes four blocks, but I'm afraid of the mattress."
Posted by: Oiao at May 25, 2008 5:24 PM
If I were Jessica, I'd be more concerned with suing hery plastic surgeon...Yikes
Posted by: JamesJ at May 25, 2008 5:25 PM
"Do they invite a Football player to come and talk about religion?"
Uh... actually NGWF - yes. All the time. Fellowship of Christian Athletes comes to mind. Reggie White. ANYONE can be a voiceful Christian. Only a select few can be a famous actor in a hypocritical mindless ignorant pissant rant.
Posted by: Jimbo at May 25, 2008 6:22 PM
Oiao,
I like this little tidbit:
Their goal: move a household of two adults and five-year-old twin boys without burning fossil fuels that contribute to global warming.
They could achieve their goal using a truck, since burning fossil fuels doesn't contribute to gorebull worming, except in the fantasies of moonbats.
As for the quote from the dad, he might try being the adult, since his son apparently has the mental capacity of a child.
Posted by: steven at May 25, 2008 6:47 PM
Steven,
You have 'Check Mate!'
Posted by: Oiao at May 25, 2008 7:06 PM
Hiram, I'm flattered that you think my little rant is worth passing on. You certainly have my permission...for this one or any other I may scratch out.
Posted by: matt at May 25, 2008 10:26 PM
Jessica Lange used to be beautiful. Now she looks like something out of a horror movie, kind of like San Fran Nan. It's a shame she didn't have the brains to age gracefully.
As Oscar Wilde once said - by the age of 50, everyone has the face they deserve....
Posted by: Rob Banks at May 26, 2008 7:53 AM
Like all Liberal has-beens, Lange is trying to get back in the spotlight by bashing America.
Posted by: KHarn at May 26, 2008 1:04 PM
True - she needs to denounce her plastic surgeon -but V the K - she will always be more successful and wealthy than you will ever be. V the K, Please start DOING instead of criticizing and whinning - let's see if you have what it takes to be number 1 - I doubt it.
Posted by: Jim at May 26, 2008 2:46 PM
she will always be more successful and wealthy than you will ever be.
She'll always have bigger tits, too. Coincidence? I think not.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 26, 2008 9:59 PM
The words useless pig are all I can come up with.
Posted by: j clark at May 27, 2008 6:26 AM
She was in that crappy remake of KING KONG back in 1976 what a silly ding bat still a ditzy dumb bell
Posted by: Birdzilla at May 27, 2008 8:09 AM

