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May 30, 2008
A Thrilling Glimpse into the Community-Based Reality
Maybe the kooks at Daily Kos should give up on politics and try writing spy thrillers. Their latest conspiracy theory:
McCain's invitation to Obama to come see the progress we have been making in Iraq is actually intended to set BHO up for an assassination, no doubt carried out by Blackwater operatives. It will be blamed on the terrorists to whom Obama wants us to surrender, serving as a pretext to attack Iran on behalf of "Darth" Cheney's Israeli and Saudi puppet masters.
John le Carre, who shares the Kostards' moonbatty views, could turn this plot into a bestseller. No doubt George Clooney would star in the movie version.
On a tip from V the K.
Posted by Van Helsing at May 30, 2008 6:39 AM
Comments
"...on behalf of "Darth" Cheney's Israeli and Saudi puppet masters."
Thank goodness they've finally updated the older Nazi "international Jewish Banker-Bolshevik" cabal. There were idiots then who believed both a) The big banks were all controlled by a sinister Jewish conspiracy and b) Communism was controlled by a sinister Jewish conspiracy. Now we've got idiots who believe the Israelis and Arabs are in cahoots.
Posted by: Uchuck the Tuchuck at May 30, 2008 7:24 AM
It's a trap! Our forces cannot repel Moonbattery of this magnitude!
Posted by: Admiral Akbar at May 30, 2008 11:07 AM
The Daily Kos folks are in cahoots with capitalists. West Coast capitalists, the worst kind.
Posted by: Mockinbird at May 30, 2008 11:17 AM
If George 'commie' Clooney stars, how much shoe polish makeup would it take to make him look like Obama? He'd also need ear extensions.....and a 'Mr Weave' makeover.
Posted by: Oiao at May 31, 2008 9:01 AM
Le Carre a moonbat? House of Single and Constant Gardener could be thought of as anti-capitalist, but his Smiley novels all dealt with defeating Soviet espionage..
Deighton is still a better storyteller though.
Posted by: mandible claw at June 2, 2008 1:10 AM
