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April 15, 2008
Something Is Wrong Here
Einstein for Dummies: 384 pages
Taxes 2008 For Dummies: 528 pages
Our tax code takes about 38% longer to summarize than the theories of Einstein. At least we're keeping accountants employed.
On a tip from Lyle.
Posted by Van Helsing at April 15, 2008 9:22 PM
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Elementary school prohibits playing tag. Too much litigation risk, and besides, "children are very resilient and creative, and I'm sure have moved on to find wonderful things to do on the playground."
As one sane parent asks, "Will we eliminate 'duck duck goose'"
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/04/14/AR2008041402988_pf.html
Posted by: mega at April 15, 2008 9:38 PM
Posted by: feminizedwesternmale at April 15, 2008 10:03 PM
The principal's name is Hooker. I think she needs to change it for the sake of the children.
Posted by: Lyle at April 15, 2008 10:12 PM
"Will we eliminate 'duck duck goose'?"
Yes - to avoid harming a child's self-esteem by selecting him as the one "goose" among all the ducks, the children will simply sit in a circle while one student runs around them and says "duck duck duck duck duck duck duck..." ad infinitum. Everybody will get a certificate of participation and an award, because everybody will have won the game.
Posted by: PabloD at April 15, 2008 10:16 PM
MoonBATS sue over endangered BATS to stop green energy windmill project. How ironic. What about count Dracula, will he be getting involved?
http://www.pittsburghpostgazette.com/pg/08107/873664-113.stm
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Posted by: General Jack D. Ripper at April 16, 2008 7:07 AM
Let's see: Bats have an incredibly complex and accurate sonar system which can pinpoint an insect in mid flight, but it won't be able to detect a 400 ft windmill?
"We simply cannot allow Gamesa to present itself to the public as a purveyor of 'green' energy,"
If they stopped their statement there, they'd be right on target. But, unfortunately, they're just plain batty. Moonbatty, that is.
Posted by: Lyle at April 16, 2008 7:26 AM
