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April 1, 2008
Shrillary Can't Even Manage Healthcare for Her Own Campaign
Hillary Clinton, who has openly longed for years to take control of all Americans' healthcare, hasn't even been able to manage the healthcare for her own staff: $292,000 in health insurance premiums have gone unpaid.
The predictable "check's in the mail" stories from the Clinton campaign notwithstanding, it has owed Aetna a fortune since last year. Apparently McCain doesn't owe a penny to insurance providers. I wonder who would be more likely to keep the deficit under control.
On a tip from V the K.
Posted by Van Helsing at April 1, 2008 8:25 AM
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Question: What do Saddam Hussein, Fidel Castro, Papa Doc Duvalier, and Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick have in common (aside from being rulers-for-life of despotic hell-holes?)
Answer: They all hired body doubles to keep their "enemies" confused.
Posted by: V the K at April 1, 2008 9:05 AM
Oh, and speaking of dictators for life, Hugo Chavez claims 89% approval rating. He achieved this by polling only viewers of "Countdown with Keith Olberman."
Posted by: V the K at April 1, 2008 9:07 AM
Shillary compares herself to ROCKY. Quick someone do a photoshop of Rocky on the steps with Hillarys head replacing Stallones.
These stories just sort of write themselves. LOL!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080401/ap_on_el_pr/clinton_labor
"By BETH FOUHY, Associated Press Writer
1 hour, 22 minutes ago
PHILADELPHIA - Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton says she has something in common with legendary film boxer Rocky Balboa — she's not a quitter.
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Recalling a famous scene on the steps of the Philadelphia Museum of Art from the 1976 Oscar-winning film "Rocky," Clinton said that ending her presidential campaign now would be as if "Rocky Balboa had gotten halfway up those art museum steps and said, 'Well, I guess that's about far enough."
Posted by: General Jack D. Ripper at April 1, 2008 9:20 AM
You're sitting around a table with Joe Stalin, Pol Pot, Adolph Hitler and Hillary Clinton. There's a gun on the table with only two bullets. What do you do?
Ans: Shoot Hillary twice!
Posted by: JamesB at April 1, 2008 10:14 AM
Faux News reports today:
PELOSI BECOMES NEW PRESIDENT AFTER BUSH AND CHENEY FORCED TO RESIGN
Posted by: April Phool at April 1, 2008 1:11 PM
Alternate Caption:
"Don't worry about this plane running out of fuel, I'll just tell one of my heroic stories to the engines; that'll produce enough GAS to fly around the world!"
(With a tip of the hat to Jay Ward for "Rocky and Bullwinkle")
Posted by: KHarn at April 1, 2008 1:42 PM
Oh, and speaking of dictators for life, Hugo Chavez claims 89% approval rating. He achieved this by polling only viewers of "Countdown with Keith Olberman."V, you fell for it. It was an April Fools Joke. You should have been able to see through it. There's no way Hugo's approval ratings could be that low. I'm sure it's actually somewhere just above 100%. Ask Hugo yourself.
Posted by: V the K at April 1, 2008 9:07 AM
Posted by: Lyle at April 1, 2008 4:09 PM
