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April 23, 2008
Red Alert: Phoenix Is Running Out of Air
Funny I hadn't noticed, but Phoenix is running out of air.
The only reasonable reaction to a crisis of this magnitude is to panic and turn on each other like a pack of mad dogs. That's why RunningOutofAir.com offers a prominent link on each page of its site to an ominous government page where you can turn in your neighbor for eco-violations, such as allowing a construction site or vacant lot to be dusty (which they all are, since Phoenix is in the desert).
You can also tip off the eco-police if you detect "improper gaseous emissions." Now I've got to look over my shoulder every time I eat a burrito.
We really will run out of air before we run out of hysterical moonbattery.
On a tip from V the K.
Posted by Van Helsing at April 23, 2008 7:26 AM
Comments
I looked at their "solution" page and I have a better and more effective solution: everybody who believes in this new SCAM should simply STOP BREATHING. That will leave "more air" for the rest of Phoenix and when they die, it will depopulate the planet a little, which is what many 'global warming' worshipers are advocating.
But I'm not compleatly heartless, I will hold my breath for one minute and send a 2x2x3 box of healthy, Florida air to Phoenix.
Posted by: KHarn at April 23, 2008 2:30 PM
Hell, we should move ALL of Florida to Phoenix.
Them crocogators won't stand a chance in a 120 degree climate.
And hell, what's the average elevaation of Florida, anyhow? Three feet? They'll be up to their ankles in glacier melt in a few years. Why? Why not?
Posted by: Who's yer Army Dad? at April 23, 2008 4:14 PM
So, how much water should they use to keep the dust down, so as to please these people?
Posted by: on-the-rocks at April 23, 2008 5:49 PM
I'm sitting in the Phoenix airport right now changing planes from San Diego to Pittsburgh. I am pleased to report that there is plenty of air to breathe. Nice, cool air-conditioned air.
Posted by: Reid at April 24, 2008 10:35 AM
