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April 23, 2008
Preteen Moonbats Target Girl Scout Cookies
You would think no one could object to Girl Scout Cookies. Yet they are a traditional part of our culture, and therefore subject to attempts at eradication by moonbats.
Middle school 12-year-olds Madison Vorva and Rhiannon Tomtishen discovered that palm oil production threatens the habitat of orangutans. If only they had learned this by reading Moonbattery, they also would have learned that it is occurring because the biofuel boondoggle, a symptom of the global warming hoax, has resulted in a grotesquely inflated demand for palm oil.
But protesting against the real problem — phony climate change hysteria — wouldn't earn the approval of educrats, who have been sending them out on an "education drive" to give presentations at area schools in moonbat-infested Ann Arbor, Michigan.
The producers of the cookies, ABC Bakers, plead that the palm oil they use is from previously cleared land. But this isn't good enough for the pint-sized eco-Nazis, who will apparently be awarded with a Girl Scout Silver Award for their efforts to cut off a major source of the organization's funding.
Palm oil demand has also increased because it is free of trans fats, against which Nanny Staters like Michael Bloomberg have been waging jihad.
The list of palm products goes far beyond Girl Scout Cookies. Madison and Rhiannon had better keep busy if they are going to save the orangutans.
On a tip from Lyle.
Posted by Van Helsing at April 23, 2008 5:57 PM
Comments
I'm slamming the door in the face of the next Girl Scout that comes to my door.
Monkey Killers!
Posted by: Who's yer Army Dad? at April 23, 2008 6:25 PM
Clueless twits if I ever did see one.
These poor souls are oblivious to the real world.
Posted by: ken at April 23, 2008 6:32 PM
This proves the adage that a little knowledge is dangerous. Twits.
Posted by: steven at April 23, 2008 6:36 PM
So, Girl Scout cookies are not only tasty, but moonbats hate them? Sign me up for twenty cases of Thin Mints!
Posted by: PabloD at April 23, 2008 6:40 PM
What do you call the coconut ones?
I could eat six boxes during a single Andy of Mayberry rerun. That Barney cracks me up. And Floyd the Barber reminds me of me.
Who's aunt is Aunt Bea?
So are you taking cookie orders here or not?
WRITE IN QUAYLE '08 -- COOKIES ARE GOOD, TAXES ARE BAD, CHILDREN ARE THE FUTURE
Posted by: Dan Quayle at April 23, 2008 7:01 PM
http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/29708_Obamas_Official_Blogger-_A_Hardcore_Marxist
Obama's blogger is a Marxist writer from Harvard Crimson.
Posted by: mandy at April 23, 2008 7:08 PM
While Europe and UN special commissions accuse the USA of being racial and stick their noses up at us, because we want a real solution to our Illegal Immigrant problem, and to build a wall.....
Europe cries that some illegal immagrants cost them ... a paultry millions.....
Younger and younger immigrants cost Italy millions
http://news.monstersandcritics.com/europe/features/article_1401490.php/Younger_and_younger_immigrants_cost_Italy_millions
Posted by: Oiao at April 23, 2008 7:25 PM
Sometimes I think trolls comment just to see their words on the screen.
Posted by: monsterforge at April 23, 2008 7:36 PM
MonFor - you got that right.
The girls have definitely been brainwashed. My question is; where are these girls’ parents? You know - the people who are supposed to be countering the useless liberalized school curriculum with facts?
Maybe they have two mommies.
Actually, I bet they’re the kids of teachers or lawyers.
Posted by: Jimbo at April 23, 2008 7:45 PM
They're more than likely the kids of some form of fruity "progressives" at any rate. I teach art classes and know the type very well. The kids have this creepy Village of the Damned look in their eyes that would chill a serial killer's soul, and they possess their parents' same self-important passion to "fix" everyone else's problems while letting you know just how wonderful they are for doing so and an acute contempt for those who aren't as enlightened as they are.
Posted by: monsterforge at April 23, 2008 8:15 PM
A modest proposal: these two geniuses should agree to have their tubes tied off right now, so as not to contribute to overpopulation and global warming.
Sort of a case of putting your ...whatever..where your mouth is, if you'll pardon the image.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 23, 2008 10:05 PM
MonFor sed;
"The kids have this creepy Village of the Damned look in their eyes that would chill a serial killer's soul,"
:-) I appreciate good prose.
Posted by: Jimbo at April 23, 2008 11:17 PM
Rhiannon? Well, one can pretty well tell what the parents are like.
Posted by: JS at April 24, 2008 1:14 AM
On a related note, Deroy Murdock on the complete nightmare that is bio-fuel. Not only does he mention destruction of Orangutan habitat, but also...
- Ethanol 30% less fuel efficient than gasoline.
- Ethanol Contributes to drought because every gallon of ethanol requires six gallons of water
- The fertilizer used to grow corn gives off greenhouse gases, and trees are being plowed under to grow more corn
- Ethanol Requires fire departments to buy expensive specialized equipment to deal with ethanol fires.
And so much more...
Posted by: V the K at April 24, 2008 6:53 AM
Oaio,
The Swedes solution is apparently to leave by the boatload http://danishaffairs.wordpress.com/2008/04/21/swedes-leaving-a-sinking-ship/
Malmo has 25% Muslim population. Rape of Swedish gilrs(yes girls) by Muslim men is skyrocketing there.
Shame on the UN as they sit and watch the West self destruct. Multiculturalism does not work when the values are incongruent(or possibly at all.) We have thousands of years of human history to show that people and society don't work the way the leftist social engineers would like.
Posted by: Anonymous at April 24, 2008 7:20 AM
Until Girls Scouts of America severs their strong ties to Planned Parenthood EVERYBODY should be boycotting their cookies. The indoctrination camps they take the girls on and the explicit sex manuals they give them have been a cause to boycott for about 3 years. As far as I know they are obstinate in their refusal to kiss of the babykillers so the boycott must still be on.
Posted by: rosie at April 24, 2008 7:28 AM
As if moonbat anti-girlscouters weren't enough, my 5 year old came home from day care talking about polar bears and green house gasses b/c her day care showed Captain Planet.
Fortunately for her, her dad's on the right:)
Posted by: UCA at April 24, 2008 7:38 AM
UCA, you can only do so much to counter moonbattery indoctrination in government schools. I suggest you seriously consider home schooling. Yes, there is a reduction in your lifestyle due to the loss of one income, but the gain is a clear-thinking child who grows up to be a clear-thinking adult.
And we need all of those we can get.
Posted by: Lyle at April 24, 2008 8:30 AM
Why do liberal women prefer those skinny oval glasses? These 2 look like carpet munchers in training.
Posted by: Anonymous at April 24, 2008 9:51 AM
"The kids have this creepy Village of the Damned look in their eyes that would chill a serial killer's soul"
You guys just kill me with your spot on accuracy!
LMBO!!!!!!!
Anon... you are incorragable! *giggling* I guess if you can't laugh at the ridiculousness, you will get pretty depressed!
Posted by: HoosierArmyMom at April 25, 2008 7:06 PM
you ever feel like some creepy man making sexual comments about twelve year old kids while you bask in the glow of your computer screen?
Posted by: rex at May 2, 2008 4:01 AM
