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Hey,
I saw that cow dragster at the county fair last year!

At least pinto beans and jalapenos are safe.

I read somewhere that the methane actually comes out of their mouth in the form of a burp.

Hopefully, one day the vast majority of world's population will see that this farce will be more detrimental to the earth and mankind's existence than the so-called effects. The hoax of a cure will destroy us.

I hope Algore is sentenced to a lifelong Anti-global warming alarmist diet; it would be justice for him to have to really live the moonbats creed he has fomented without his carbon credits.

I just read that in Yorkshire where I live the number of dairy farms has fallen by almost 50% in 10 years. In another 10 years if there are any still around the farmers will be able to earn extra cash by inviting the public in to see the last remnants of an endangered species.

...demanding that he stop eating a normal human diet.

Maybe they were just trying to get him to diet.

my father read a book last year on the wonders of becoming a vegetarian. to his credit, he made the change to vegetarian and stopped eating beef and chicken and fish and dairy. this change got his diabetes under control, and fixed his high blood pressure, enough that he was able to get off several medications. hes still as fat as he ever was before, but at least hes more healthy. this of course made him an expert on foods, and he berates me when i have a salmon dinner or a burger from time to time. He has since become as delusional as the PETA article above calling meat murder and the entire world going vegetarian will solve everything wrong. he will without warning go on vegetarian tirades when were eating dinner in private or public and go on and on about this magical book he read over a year ago.

The highlight was he once started this argument in front of a certified nutritionist, oh i wish i could of video taped that one. watching my father crumble under facts of science.

ah, i often wonder what infection causes a reasonably sane person to jump into the abyss.

when i retire i'm moving to a very red state.

Thanks for posting this Van Helsing....it reminded me to make my anniversary reservations at Ruth's Chris.

There was a song in the 1980's called Meat is Murder. It was fairly obscure and I only heard it because I liked punk music. Anyway, a grocery store near me, Harvest Foods, was playing this song last week softly in the background. Pretty funny.

How did we ever survive 200 years ago when Lewis and Clark reported bison herds that blackened the ground from horizon to horizon? The major difference beteen our current cattle herds and the old bison herds is that someone is profitting by owning the cattle. It is not CO2 or CH4 that Peta objects to , but Au(gold)

I eat a little red meat. After all, I'm ALL MAN.

Marilyn wants me to eat more salad. And grains. And beans. She had me put raised vegetable beds into our orchid house.

But you know what? They give me gas. They make me fart. And you know what a fart is? It's a GREENHOUSE GAS. Especially when I'm tending the orchids.

Someone has to digest the greens. Better the cows than me. They got like nine stomachs or something.

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Lewis and Clark ate freaking puppies for the fat. They and the Indians loved them.

One of the best quotes I ever heard:

"There is a place in this world for all God's animals, right next to the vegetables on my plate..."

Hey Dan, you should try the Kielbasa!

Oh wait a minute, that's ALL you eat!

Bite my kielbasa, you useful idiot.

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Sure, I'm always willing to try new things that the TRUE CONSERVATIVES of this blog suggest.

Will I need a fork? Or are you serving between buns with a little Grey Poupon?

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