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Sergeant serving in Iraq takes time out from battle to call his son.

Son takes call during class.

Son is suspended from school for violating the no-cell-phone policy.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,350988,00.html

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You're sick, and not in a fun way.

They'll never take my beer. Only problem is my favorite is Heineken. It's only a matter of time before Sharia law outlaws its production in Holland.

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I love being sick, even if it means being a full-bloodied male.

Go take a break, even if it means having to find your test-tube holder to go take a piss.

Bring back Global Warming Girl !!! Seeing her that straight jacket and Hannibal Lecter mask is much hotter than the Beer Girls. LOL! At least photoshop her in there somewhere.

californistinians everywhere are donning hairshirts as i type this...

A BUCK EIGHTY A SIXER?

wth are they thinking? and with what?

Reminds me of a freaking awesome episode of 'Married With Children' I saw. Al Bundy is stirred into action when he learns that one of the issues up for voting in an upcoming election is a proposed beer tax increase(And it was a pretty small tax as I recall, too, smaller than the one these California swine are implementing). He and his family all vote, but in the end the tax passes anyway by a small margin. Enraged at this, Al gives an awesome motivational speech to a bunch of his fellow working- class dudes and inspires them all to riot and destroy the rich side of town (Sort of a modern- day version of the Boston Tea Party, in fact the episode was called "The Chicago Wine Party"), which in turn leads to the beer tax being repealed by the city's terrified politicians. Wouldn't work in real life, of course, but I wouldn't be surprsied if reaction to this tyrannical tax in California became just as furious.

Hey, here's an idea: why don't we tax liberalism?

Every time they come up with one of these moronic ideas, we raise the tax on Democrats.

I know. It's a gift...

Beer tax? What beer tax?

How do I get to Germany for the next Oktoberfest? Munich, and beautiful beer girls, here I come! (Spatenbrau is good, Sweetie, but drink Hofbrau when in Munchen).

"Criminal gangs stock up in low-tax states like Virginia..."

A couple days ago I mentioned that I used to pick up reasonably priced smokes and booze in NH to take back to Taxachusettes for co-workers and friends.

I didn't even realize I was part of a "criminal gang". Amazing how nanny state punitive taxes can turn a relatively normal people into a "gangsters".

Meanwhile, Hamas terrorists have been downgraded in the press to "militants" or "activists".

forest, smuggling can be seen as a proud ancient tradition of thumbing your nose at tyranny.

Wasn't one of the founding fathers a smuggler?

Time to start on the bath tub beer like my chemistry prof’ taught me.

Not to worry, Assemblyman H. Simpson (R, Springfield) will never allow this to pass.

Is it just me or is the idea that Homer Simpson could do a better job of running California actually sounding plausible?