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April 9, 2008

Moonbats Blame Insanity on Global Warming

There isn't much that moonbats won't try to blame on the nonexistent global warming crisis — including their own well-documented and apparently worsening mental problems:

"Psychosocial illnesses are a part of the various health issues associated with climate change," Poonam Khetrapal Singh, Deputy Regional Director, WHO, said.

WHO, the World Health Organization, is part of the corrupt and pernicious U.N., #1 worldwide promoter of the insidious global warming hoax.

Considering that it hasn't gotten any warmer since 1998, moonbats may soon have to confess that there unfortunately is no global warming, manmade or otherwise. But they'll have a ready excuse for years of telling lies about the weather: global warming baked their brains, causing them to have delusions that there is such a thing as global warming.

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She was coping okay — until incandescent light bulbs caused global warming.

On a tip from nanc.

Posted by Van Helsing at April 9, 2008 8:50 AM

Comments

She looks kinda HOT, whats her phone number?

Posted by: Anonymous at April 9, 2008 9:01 AM

NO, I blame insane people for global warming.

Posted by: Joe at April 9, 2008 9:17 AM

For some strange reason, the representative from WHO is always at the top of the speakers list.

Posted by: KHarn at April 9, 2008 9:24 AM

WHO? LOL! Ok, so thats an old joke, but WTF.

Posted by: Anonymous at April 9, 2008 9:30 AM

WHO is that girl? Seriously, she is really turning me on. WHO is she???

Posted by: Anonymous at April 9, 2008 9:33 AM

"Anonymous at April 9, 2008 9:33 AM"

Yes, she is.

Posted by: KHarn at April 9, 2008 10:06 AM

I have to admit - global warming is making ME crazy.

Well, no, actually - it's global warmists who make me crazy...

Posted by: Jimbo at April 9, 2008 10:37 AM

I'll tell you what you can blame on Moonbattery, our deteriorating relationship with China.
Their Ambassador was just on CNN this morning condemning the protests. And the Chinese people aren't happy about it.

Way to go moonbats, piss off the largest army in the world.
Thanks.

Posted by: UCA at April 9, 2008 10:38 AM

UCA:

Notice how the moonbats would not dare protest about the China involvement in Sudan?

That would be insulting to the moonbats Islamic over lords.

Posted by: Taylor at April 9, 2008 11:14 AM

Screw China, lets get back to more important things like WHO IS THAT GIRL? It took me weeks to get over the German Beer Girls, but this one is so smoking hot she contributing to global warming; she will take alot longer than that. Not sure what it is exactly, the shiny hair glistening in the flourescent lights, the way her head is tilted just so or maybe its that mask she's wearing. Or maybe all three.

Posted by: Anonymous at April 9, 2008 11:24 AM

Anon...

Is it the 'girl' or the 'girl or the straight jacket' that's got you going?

Tsk, tsk...

They used to have counseling for derangements like that (now they have college credits).

Posted by: Jimbo at April 9, 2008 12:48 PM

How long have you been struggling with sexual OCD (Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder) Anon???? I heard her name was... "Kandy the Kool-aid Queen"!!!! I wonder if the mask is to keep her from chewing off a limb???

Posted by: HoosierArmyMom at April 9, 2008 1:45 PM

van,

Apparently if you're muslim in Britain now you can speed at more than twice the legal limit and keep your license! Bonus: he's got 2 wives.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=557331&in_page_id=1770&fark

Posted by: crispy at April 9, 2008 1:56 PM

You like her? Check out her sister.

Posted by: Anonymous at April 9, 2008 2:32 PM

I think I like the sister better.

Posted by: monsterforge at April 9, 2008 4:06 PM

Yanno anon; you can always right-click on the pic and save it to fap away to your heart's content and your hand's endurance.

Posted by: uppitychuck at April 9, 2008 11:39 PM

"I'll tell you what you can blame on Moonbattery, our deteriorating relationship with China.
Their Ambassador was just on CNN this morning condemning the protests. And the Chinese people aren't happy about it.

Way to go moonbats, piss off the largest army in the world"

I really have to laugh at this one UCA! Oh we wouldn't want to piss of the Chinese now would we? Haha. Here we have a president rattling his sword and pounding his chest calling North Korea and Iran, two of the most dangerous regimes in the world, "evil", while constanatly threatening them with military reprisals, and you are not in the least bit concerned that we are baiting and antagonizing them. Yet someone dare peacefully protest China's inhumanity, and you get all huffy and defensive about offending the Chinese?

HAHAHA you are such a joke.

Posted by: Anonymous at April 10, 2008 2:53 AM

LOL! I love pushing peoples buttons sometimes. Especially the ones that dont understand sarcasm.

Posted by: Anonymous at April 10, 2008 4:46 AM

The problem here anonymous is that you are a hypocrite.

Relationships between the USA and China were progressing nicely. Now Shillary and idiot protestors want to insult them. Nobody insulted Iran or North Korea. Oh, you probably think the United States Government is just an antogonist hell bent on starting wars. Now we probably have those brave souls out there protesting the violent Olympics and those horrible athletes that are just overly competitive. That will show China!

How bout this...
Grow a pair of nuts, buy a ticket to China, and tell them what you really think! After all, if I didn't like Coke I wouldn't go out and protest Pepsi.

Just remember, they don't exactly put up with the shit we are willing to.

Posted by: UCA at April 10, 2008 7:14 AM

Anonymous,

Where do you get off calling these protestors non-violent? Some of them tried to grab the torch from Olympic participants engaging in behavior that is physical and disruptive to innocent people. People who have dedicated their whole lives for a real PEACEFUL and prductive event. Even the Dali Lamma said on the news last night that he is happy that the Olympics are being held in China.

Where do you work? I will come over and beat the shit out of you peacefully.

Posted by: UCA at April 10, 2008 7:28 AM

Where do you work? I will come over and beat the shit out of you peacefully.

Posted by: UCA at April 10, 2008 7:28 AM


UCA:

I'll send you a contribution to the FUND if I can come watch! LOL!!! You know, take notes on your technique and document the event with the camcorder! :-) LOL!!!

Posted by: HoosierArmyMom at April 10, 2008 9:02 AM

Thanks Hoosier,

But I seriously doubt that subject even has a job.
Also,
thanks for the info on Hanoi Jane.
I think her acts are simply disgusting. Too bad she won't venture over to Iraq.

Posted by: UCA at April 10, 2008 10:28 AM

I have a photo on my home puter of a couple of troops in Tekrit by a very large gun. They are holding up a sign that says "Hanoi Jane, we are holding your seat for you". Our boys over there have a great sense of humor I'd say!!! Liking to know the truth and being willing to dig for it at times is what separates us "wingnuts" from the "libtards", and you are quite welcome. Hanoi Jane has done and said enough dispicable things, she doesn't need credit for things she didn't do. I don't think she's that bright anyway.

I have to admit - global warming is making ME crazy.
Well, no, actually - it's global warmists who make me crazy...

Posted by: Jimbo at April 9, 2008 10:37 AM

And here I thought you were just naturally crazy and loving it!!! LOL!!!

Posted by: HoosierArmyMom at April 10, 2008 12:53 PM


Um, isn't this the EXACT SAME argument you made LAST WEEK and THE WEEK BEFORE that's been roundly disproved?

WHY ARE WE CONTINIOUSLY REPEATING A DISCREDITED REPORT? It makes our wingbat site look silly.

You can't just pick out one point of data that fits your pre-defined conclusion to use as "proof" of your conclusion.

The cited article quotes Jennifer Marohasy, a biologist at Melbourne-based think tank the Institute of Public Affairs. Marohasy was asked: "Is the Earth stillwarming?"

She replied: "No, actually, there has been cooling, if you take 1998 as your point of reference. If you take 2002 as your point of reference, then temperatures have plateaued. This is certainly not what you'd expect if carbon dioxide is driving temperature because carbon dioxide levels have been increasing but temperatures have actually been coming down over the last 10 years."

But look at the long-term trend. Using the same technique of selectively using data from 2000 (mid-way between Marohasy's 1998 and 2002 points), the data shows a major unambiguous jump in air temperature.

More importantly, the longer term trend is unmistakeable.

I'm surprised I need to point this out to you. You're making us TRUE CONSERVATIVES look lame.

And making Al Gore look like a genius.

And people say I'M dumb.

WRITE IN QUAYLE '08 -- STILL NOT A STUPID AS YOU

Posted by: Dan Quayle at April 10, 2008 12:59 PM

Dan Quayle: As stoopid as ever, now with 30% more inanity! You are a "true conservative?" Yeah right, assclown.

Posted by: skh.pcola at April 10, 2008 2:18 PM

"And people say I'M dumb.
"Dan Quayle at April 10, 2008 12:59 PM"

Yes, and many of them read this website.

Posted by: KHarn at April 10, 2008 2:31 PM


SKH: You misspelled "class clown".

KHarn: You were banned for racist comments.


WRITE IN QUAYLE '08 -- SETTING THE RECORD STRAIGHT

Posted by: Dan Quayle at April 10, 2008 5:36 PM

"Nobody insulted Iran or North Korea"

seriously UCA, what planet are you living on? No one insulted Iran or North Korea? are you deaf, dumb and blind?

And since when did anyone who calls himself a conservative give two shits about offending a communist country? Since when does the right wing kowtow to red China? Unbelievable how insanely ignorant and delusional you are. Comparing all of this to Coke vs. Pepsi???!!!! you are insane!

And finally, why aren't you figthing over in Iraq or Afghanistan? I have been to China. Why don't you put your money where your mouth is and go over to Iraq and explain to them exactly what your problem is with them. Why aren't you enrolled in military service?

Posted by: Anonymous at April 11, 2008 2:03 AM

What is Kowtow?

And I'm not insane. I have a Masters Degree in History, I teach world history, and I have been to China and Russia. The food really sucks there and people believe that their country can beat up on the United States. I studied Russian history for a year and I know much more about communism then you think.

Why was I not a Marine? I came very close, as I had the contract ready and planned to be a Marine helicopter pilot. However, a football scholarship at a fine Div. IAA school seemed at the time the right choice. I now wonder. But at 6'3", 280 lbs, a 500 lb bench press, and a 40 time at 5 seconds I couldn't pass it up. School was paid for and I was a 4 year starter in the Gulf South Conference. But to this day I am envious of the Marines, true American heroes.

Posted by: UCA at April 11, 2008 6:49 AM

My good friend Cao has done exhaustive reseach on the Global Warming Hoax. These are just some of the facts availble in a current blog posting. She has many out there on her blog with lots of quoted, verified source materials available... that is if you have the "attention span" to go out and read them and the desire to know the truth.

The earth may need to throw on another blanket of carbon emissions if you look at target="_blank">the science here.

But as many have surmised already, target="_blank">Global warming alarmists knew cooling was coming, were hoping to secure
restrictions on economic activity first.

Posted by: HoosierArmyMom at April 11, 2008 7:59 AM

Posted by: HoosierArmyMom at April 11, 2008 8:21 AM

Sorry... my HTML skills are really bad... you'll have to cut and paste.

http://errortheory.blogspot.com/2008/02/global-warming-alarmists-knew-cooling.html

and UCA:
But to this day I am envious of the Marines, true American heroes.

Posted by: UCA at April 11, 2008 6:49 AM

My father was a Marine in WWII and proud, but even he would say that your chosen path
is another kind of heroic. It is not easy being a teacher in our society UCA. Thank you
for your dedication to helping our children learn.

Posted by: HoosierArmyMom at April 11, 2008 8:24 AM

"And I'm not insane. I have a Masters Degree in History, I teach world history,"

Yet you do not know what "kowtow" means? Look it up, for Chirst's sake! Either you are a liar or your master's degree isn't worth the paper it's printed on. You claim to have studied history and been to foreign countries yet all you've seemed to learn is some hackneyed, worn out platitudes about their cultures. who are you fooling? How dare you be allowed to teach anyone, when you yourself are so obviously incapable of learning. If it's even true that you teach. I'm very skeptical.

"However, a football scholarship at a fine Div. IAA school seemed at the time the right choice."

seemed like the right choice? Hmmmm. either I can serve my country as a proud brave Marine, actually fighting for a cause I believe in, or I could play football for some third rate diploma mill. yeah, yeah, we all understand. Hell, i know as well as anyone joining the military is always a last resort...unless of course you are just stupid, or have a death wish, or simply can't cope in the world without someone breathing down your neck, programming you. NO, no, football is way more fun.

UCA, you,like the majority of people who allign themselves with the relgious right are a cretinous hypocrite, a charlatan!

Posted by: Anonymous at April 11, 2008 12:05 PM

Once again Anonymous, you speak with authority about someone you don't know and therefore out of ignorance. "a third rate dimploma mill"?
Since UCA did not mention the school's name, how can you "rate it"? I find your high and mighty "generalized judgements" amusing. You sound like a jealous school boy and an ignorant one to boot. You back nothing up with real facts or evidence of knowledge so, no one takes you seriously here, so go ahead and waste your energy and keystrokes fool.

Posted by: HoosierArmyMom at April 11, 2008 1:53 PM

"KHarn: You were banned for racist comments."

Danny-boy, since YOU did the "banning", why don't you block my IP address? That is, IF you run this site.

Posted by: KHarn at April 11, 2008 3:01 PM

"And finally, why aren't you figthing over in Iraq or Afghanistan?"

That is a crappy Liberal retort, because:
1} Liberals know that conservatives have a sense of SELF-RESPECT and HONOR that Liberals don't.
2} Conservatives are willing to risk their lives and property for what they believe in, Liberals are not.
3} Liberals use the "why don't you fight in Iraq?" retort in an attempt to shame conservatives, but the conservative has most often ALREADY SERVED in the military or is not eligable for service and does his or her best to serve on the home front.
4} Liberals care not for the military and will do everything they can to undermine any program of national defence, even durring PEACE TIME.
5} I know one of the fifth collumnists that visit this site will call me out on this, so I will HONESTLY admit that I joined the US AirForce on July 14, 1976, served in the 90th SPS and the 90th MSS at FE Warren AirForce base, Wyoming and was there durring a fuel accident that injured several of my fellow SPs, nearly killing two. I and another Airman worked out a diffrent way to inspect the LFs which was made regulation. I was hospitalised with influinsa, had an reaction to some medicine I was given that affected my nerves and medicly discharged.
When the "Iranian Hostage Crisis" happened, I asked for a waver so that I could enlist in the Army, but was turned down. When the present war started, I inquired into any possible "civilian volinteer" jobs that the armed forces might have, but there were none that the recruter could think of and was turned down.

Now, since you LIBERALS love muslims so much, why don't YOU go and fight the jihad with your American-hating brothers? You wouldn't be the first.
BUT, if you love the privleged and easy live here in America, stop spreadiing muslim propiganda!

Posted by: KHarn at April 11, 2008 3:23 PM

Just another ignominious, repugnant troll bloviating his cowardly, fustian drivel. You don't owe that puss sack any explanation KHarn.

Posted by: HoosierArmyMom at April 11, 2008 7:05 PM