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April 3, 2008
Moonbat Teacher James Corbett's Ravings Recorded
Our stratospheric dropout rates have one advantage: they spare kids from soaking up the bilious moonbattery force-fed by our public schools. A case in point is James Corbett, a European history teacher at Capistrano Valley High School in California, who teaches the kids that Christians are more likely to rape and murder.
Like many moonbats, he also hates the South. A disgusted student recorded Corbett as he raved:
What country has the highest murder rate? The South! What part of the country has the highest rape rate? The South! What part of the country has the highest rate of church attendance? The South!
Bleats Corbett's lawyer:
The purpose is not to indoctrinate, but simply to provide a basic starting point to provoke discussion.
Somehow I doubt that defense would fly if Corbett spent class time denouncing Islam or homosexuality.
On a tip from V the K.
Posted by Van Helsing at April 3, 2008 7:37 AM
Comments
Teachers like Mr. Corbett are a big part of the reason there is an inverse correlation between a country's percentage enrollment in government schools and its success in standardized tests.
Posted by: V the K at April 3, 2008 8:02 AM
What part of the country has the highest poverty rate?
The South!
What part of the country has the largest number of minorities?
The South!
What city has the highest murder and rape rate?
Detroit!
Oh, wait!
Posted by: UCA at April 3, 2008 8:16 AM
Why do most communist have facial hair (beards)?
When I was younger I worked for a local grocery store where this old lady always said "People with facial hair are communists, cant stand em". Back then I thought she was just a cranky old bat. These days? I tend to agree.
Posted by: Anonymous at April 3, 2008 8:18 AM
Another case of demonic possession.
Posted by: rosie at April 3, 2008 8:44 AM
Depends on what kind of facial hair, Anon. Wispy little goatees? Full beards that make the one sported by Grizzly Adams look neatly groomed by comparison? That's the kind of facial hair the latte liberals tend to have. And don't forget the aging hippies and their grey ponytails...another dead giveaway.
Posted by: Pam at April 3, 2008 11:00 AM
>What country has the highest murder rate? The South!>
Wait, did he just say that Dixie is a country? Does that mean I can stop paying "Yankee" taxes?
No? Darn.
Posted by: KHarn at April 3, 2008 12:46 PM
HEY! I have a big old Grizzly Adams beard, and I am 100% conservative. I just don't like shaving. :p
Posted by: monsterforge at April 3, 2008 12:49 PM
Amen monsterforge! 'Cept I keep mine a bit more trimmed, so as not to scare people.
I am not going to pretend to be cute like Mr. Corbett.
Posted by: on-the-rocks at April 3, 2008 3:22 PM
Another raving idiotic "teacher" who would be baffled if anyone asked him the difference between "correlation" and "causation."
Posted by: PabloD at April 3, 2008 6:13 PM
Obviously a moron if he's "down" on the South. Moonbats raving about something they know nothing about -- absolutely typical. Stay in California, please, jerk-off -- we damn sure don't want you moving to my beautiful (and still relatively conservative) part of the country.
Posted by: jc14 at April 3, 2008 7:44 PM
Perhaps he could correlate between gun-bans in states like DC and the insane violent crime rates in states like... DC.
Nope, nothing there I'm sure!
Posted by: BURNING HOT at April 3, 2008 9:25 PM
Obviously this guy doesn't know anything about the racial breakdown of rape statistics in the U.S.
Posted by: earl at April 4, 2008 7:22 AM
I wonder how far he would have gotton quoting statistics if he said:
- Of newly diagnosed HIV infections in the United States during the year 2003, the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) estimated that about 63% were among men who were infected through sexual contact with other men
- While the overall prevalence of amebiasis is approximately 4% in the United States, certain high-risk groups have a much higher incidence of infection and disease. Prevalence of E. historylitica or E. dispar in the gay population of New York City and San Francisco approached 40-50% .
- studies have long indicated that homosexuals have a substantially greater risk of suffering from a psychiatric problems (suicide, depression, bulimia, antisocial personality disorder, and substance abuse).
- while homosexual men make up less than three per cent of the adult male population, they commit a disproportionate number (one third or more) of child sexual molestations.
Posted by: duane at April 4, 2008 7:49 AM
This is why so many are going to homeschooling.
Posted by: HoosierArmyMom at April 5, 2008 9:24 AM
