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April 16, 2008
Loser Avails Himself of Safety Net
Prison doesn't seem to have the deterrent effect it ought to:
Police say a man dressed as a woman repeatedly crashed his car into a suburban Detroit lingerie store that refused to hire him. Oakland County Undersheriff Michael McCabe says Jeremy McIntosh, 27, was arrested Saturday outside Intimate Ideas. Damage to the store was estimated at $3,000. McCabe says McIntosh was wearing "facial makeup, lipstick, blue Capri pants, red flip-flops, a flowery blouse and a matching flowery women's bra." McIntosh told deputies he is homeless and wanted to go to jail because he had nowhere else to go.
Rumors that McIntosh trolls Moonbattery under the pseudonym "Dan Quayle" could not be confirmed.
On a tip from V the K.
Posted by Van Helsing at April 16, 2008 8:36 AM
Comments
Hey! I resemble those remarks!
You all will rue the day. RUE THE DAY I SAY!
Posted by: Dan Quayle 2008 at April 16, 2008 9:01 AM
Looks like it wasn't Dan - unless prisoners have the internet at the Oakland County lock-up.
Posted by: forest at April 16, 2008 9:04 AM
McIntosh was wearing "facial makeup, lipstick, blue Capri pants, red flip-flops, a flowery blouse and a matching flowery women's bra." McIntosh told deputies he is homeless and wanted to go to jail because he had nowhere else to go.
Spot the Democrat.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 16, 2008 10:35 AM
Sad thing is even this drag queen looks better than most of the Code Pink members or Cindy Sheehan.
Posted by: Smash_Leftists at April 16, 2008 11:06 AM
That's not the look I'd be going for if I were headed for jail...
Posted by: PabloD at April 16, 2008 9:40 PM
